Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… Some days you’re the windshield; other days you’re the bug. Ya feel me, Virgo? Well, this Sunday you could feel like a squashed bug on the Universe’s windshield — but only if you let it. Allow me to explain. The Moon in Sag will trine Chiron in Aries and you will likely meet with with some deja vu. Past problems could be rearing their ugly heads. You gotta double tap those villains so they stay down, V. Haven’t you learned anything from watching horror movies? Well, the second time’s the charm. You get to finally put the past behind you.

  • Leo 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… Rinse and repeat sounds fun when it’s shampoo and you’re, like, five. Not so much with when it’s adulty problems, though. Leo, the Moon in Sag trine Chiron in Aries and you could be reminded of some repeat offenders when it comes to old wounds, including insecurities, touchy subjects, or literal aches and pains. On the bright side, this is stuff you’ve handled before, which means you have the knowledge and experience to handle it once more. Make it happen, Lion.

  • Cancer 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… COCKROACHES. Those things just don’t stop coming, do they? Well, Cancer, sometimes problems are a lot like creepy, crawly cockroaches. For instance, the vibes of the Moon in Sag trine Chiron in Aries will be throwing it back this Sunday. Like, unresolved problems could skitter back into your life or old wounds might get reopened. Don’t freak out. You’ve squashed these issues before and you can do it again — the right way. Grab your flyswatter or an old shoe and get to work, Crabby. You got this.

  • Gemini 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… Giving the Universe the finger might seem like a good idea when you see your ex’s number pop up or run into that really annoying frenemy, right, Gem? But don’t fret, pet. With a Moon in Sag trine Chiron in Aries, whatever obstacles you encounter can be managed with your smart and sparkly presence. A side of sass, an extra dose of shine, and whatever went sideways will be shipshape and sparkling. You won’t be cowed by some stupid obstacle. You’ll be too busy spiking the lemonade you just made from life’s lemons and getting on with the business of being brilliantly you, Gemini.

  • Taurus 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… My guess is that Bulls are great at whack-a-mole. Something pops up in your path, you smack it back down again faster than we can say “chocolate taco”! With a Moon in Sag trine Chiron in Aries, challenges may resurface just long enough for you to show them that you’re still the Bull. You’ve learned what you need to, and challenges just provide you with motivation to overcome and be an even bigger success than you’d previously planned. So, let the Universe throw what it likes your way, because we all know you’ll just use each obstacle as a way to vault to new heights.

  • Aries 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… Welp, hope you like hauntings, Aries. Today might feel a little like an old problem might be back to haunt you with a Moon in Sag trine Chiron in Aries. Before you grab some sage and start smudging, consider if you really learned your lesson last time. If no, now’s the time. If yes, then put it into practice. Either way, it doesn’t have to be a downer, Ram. You can work with this vibe and use it to truly master whatever problem keeps coming your way. Show us how it’s done, like the absolute boss you are. You’ve got this!

  • Pisces 5-6-23

    May 6, 2023… Whatever you bring to this Saturday, I know you’ll also show up with a heart full of love. And tissues. Probably some sunscreen or extra socks, depending on your distance to the equator. Extra water to keep everyone hydrated. Also, masks, anyone? Today could be awesome for teamwork with the Moon in Scorpio trine Mars in Cancer and Neptune in Pisces then moving into Sag to square Saturn in Pisces. The vibe will be strong for learning lessons and making connections, which will feel pretty awesome for you, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 5-6-23

    May 6, 2023… Feeling a sense of Deja vu today, Aquarius? It could be the energy of a Moon in Scorpio trine Mars in Cancer and Neptune in Pisces then moving into Sag to square Saturn in Pisces. Or it could just be that some holiday seasons seem the same. Either way, you may see yourself in someone else — or see an old lesson come back around. It could be a strong day to connect and work as a team. Plus, the Universe might be double checking you actually learned your lesson so maybe don’t loan the money or call the ex or do the thing you used to do but are too grown to do anymore. Grow on and go on, and enjoy whatever cool things this day may bring, WB!

  • Capricorn 5-6-23

    May 6, 2023… When will my reflection show — wait, You’re not a mirror?! Gasp. Cap, you’re not tripping on something (I hope) if you see yourself in someone else this Saturday. The Moon in Scorpio trine Mars in Cancer and Neptune in Pisces then moving into Sag to square Saturn in Pisces vibes will encourage you to see similarities between yourself and another person, which could either be super cool or extra annoying depending on how you feel about yourself today. Let’s go for positive self-talk, Cappy. You could uncover an awesome partner in crime that way. Make it happen!

  • Sagittarius 5-6-23

    May 6, 2023… High fives all around, Saggy, because today will be strong for teamwork! With a Moon in Scorpio trine Mars in Cancer and Neptune in Pisces then moving into Sag to square Saturn in Pisces, today will be all about kicking tail and taking names — um, whoa there with your temper; I meant figuratively, of course. An old lesson may resurface so you can show you’ve learned it, and networking and teamwork could be strong today. Take advantage of that strong sense of camaraderie and cooperation to get things done and have a great time doing it. Your natural wonder and trust will get a kick out of this collaborative day, awesome Archer. Enjoy it, and try not to get ruffled if an old challenge rears its ugly head. Just smack it back down and get on with your day. Enjoy it and happy Saturday!

  • Scorpio 5-6-23

    May 6, 2023… You know how social distancing is a thing, Scorpio? Well, the Universe apparently doesn’t. Indeed, the Moon in Scorpio trine Mars in Cancer and Neptune in Pisces then moving into Sag to square Saturn in Pisces will unleash big energies for making some solid connections. While in another world (or year) that might mean a hug-n-cuddle party with your friends or family, that might not be ideal if you’re avoiding the plague. Well, virtual hugs are totally a thing you could try. ANYHOO. You can work to connect with people in creative ways, Scorpster. Right on!

  • Libra 5-6-23

    May 6, 2023… Holy dopplegangers, Batman! Well, Libra, I’m not saying you’ll discover your long lost twin this Saturday, but seeing yourself in someone else will be promoted by the energies of the Moon in Scorpio trine Mars in Cancer and Neptune in Pisces then moving into Sag to square Saturn in Pisces. You could find yourself admiring the similarities you have with someone else or getting annoyed at a person’s all too familiar habits. Try to uncover the potential goodness that could come from seeing yourself in another. You can do it, Scales.