Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-23-23

    Mar 23, 2023… Giddy up, V! So, the vibes of the Moon in Taurus square Pluto in Aquarius will likely be excellent for steady growth for reaching your goals, which means you could be able to gallop toward your dreams at an impressive pace. Yee to the haw. A word of warning, though. Even if the vibes stoke up your go-getter attitude, it’ll be important to give yourself some breaks. A rested mind can handle waaay more than a burned out brain. Darn tootin. Now get scootin, Virgo.

  • Leo 3-23-23

    Mar 23, 2023… Your reflection looks fantastic, but that’s not the sort of reflecting the Universe will be encouraging this Thursday. Leo, the Moon in Taurus square Pluto in Aquarius will unleash reflective energies that could be useful for reminding yourself of progress, like looking at how far you’ve come. This will likely be an excellent way to pump your ego and motivation back up. It could also help you remember lessons in overcoming adversity that may be useful in the near future (or now… now works, too). Dig deep into your memory bank, Lion. Rediscover that gold.

  • Cancer 3-23-23

    Mar 23, 2023… Being on the edge of glory sounds a bit dangerous. Like, what happens if you FALL? Well, Cancer, hopefully you don’t have to find out. Indeed, the Moon in Taurus square Pluto in Aquarius will unleash glorious change energies that could be excellent for making steady progress toward achieving your dreams. You could scoot closer to the edge of glory, hanging on a moment with Lady Gaga and all that. Just don’t push yourself too hard, lest you lose your footing. All things come in their own time. STEADY will be key today, Crabby.

  • Gemini 3-23-23

    Mar 23, 2023… Like a big happy stretching sunflower reaching toward the noonday sun, you will rise up and shine today, Gem. And if that sounds a little too cheerful pre-coffee, by all means — grab your jolt of java and wait for today’s abundant growth energy to hit along with the caffeine. Today’s Moon in Taurus square Pluto in Aquarius could have you feeling proud of the progress you’ve made and feeling even more determined to meet your goals. Maybe you’ve thrown out the whole idea of the perfect beach body because you already know that every body is a perfect beach body, but some other goal may be calling you at a soul level. If you stretch toward that goal, you’ll likely see a big punch of progress that makes you as happy as that sunflower sipping on those rays of sun. Shine on, bright and beautiful Gemini.

  • Taurus 3-23-23

    Mar 23, 2023… Leveling up may be the thing you do every dang day and thrice on Thursdays, but today’s Moon in Taurus square Pluto in Aquarius could have even you improving your growth game, Taurus. Lean into that energy. See how far you’ve come and then look at how far you’ve got left to go. You could find it’s a powerful motivator to move you toward your goals, and we all know how that tickles your pickle, clever Bull.

  • Aries 3-23-23

    Mar 23, 2023… Imagine your life like an 80s movie montage, Aries. You’ve worked hard to get this far (insert awesome motivational soundtrack song here) — but your journey hasn’t ended. You’re still out there, going for what you want, and today’s Moon in Taurus square Pluto in Aquarius will have you assessing your progress as you move even closer to that big achievement. If that’s not 80s music montage appropriate, I don’t know what is, Ram! So, go and live out your own movie in your head knowing that you’re the star of the show. Looking good doing it, too, Aries!

  • Pisces 3-22-23

    Mar 22, 2023… Surprise! It’s Hump Day, in case you lost track. That may not be the only surprise today, Fishy. We’ll have a Moon in Aries conjunct Jupiter and Chiron. The energy will likely be a little weird — not like that family member no one likes to mention except to use in a colorful story, more like the good kind of weird. Think strange but delightful, and you might have the right idea. Your normal moody mood may enjoy the weird energy, as long as you don’t take yourself too seriously. Roll with whatever happens today, and let yourself be entertained for the best possible day, Pisces!

  • Aquarius 3-22-23

    Mar 22, 2023… I want to tell you not to take yourself too seriously, Aquarius, but when do you ever take anything seriously? With a Moon in Aries conjunct Jupiter and Chiron, this vibe could be super strange. I mean, hella weird. Of course, your energy will be no stranger to the odd. Your ability to see the light and dark and move easily between them could have you finding this day fascinating. If you open up to the weird, you could find it to be wonderful and surprising. Or at least entertaining, genius Water Bearer.

  • Capricorn 3-22-23

    Mar 22, 2023… Ooof! My body’s STIFF. Speaking of, when’s the last time YOU had a good stretch session, Cappy? Go for it. Yes, now. Biiiig stretch, aiming toward the sky. Okay, now wiggle around like a dancing balloon person! Woooooo. Look, the Moon in Aries will conjunct Jupiter and Chiron — and the vibes could be awesome for letting loose the reins a little. Don’t let yourself get too serious. Sprinkling some fun and laughter into your Wednesday could be an excellent break between the seriousness of responsibilities and will likely liven things up. Liven it up, Cap!

  • Sagittarius 3-22-23

    Mar 22, 2023… This day might be as weird and wacky as a surprise party thrown for yourself, but before you jet out the door to start planning this awesome idea, try not to take everything too seriously. With a Moon in Aries conjunct Jupiter and Chiron, the day could be oddly wonderful or wonderfully odd, dealer’s choice. Your innate sense of wonder will vibe well with this day, so get out there and have the best time with this wacky energy and let yourself be delighted, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 3-22-23

    Mar 22, 2023… Let your silly goose honk its beak off, Scorpio. The Moon in Aries will conjunct Jupiter and Chiron — and the energies will likely be fantastic for getting silly, weird, and just about everything but being too serious. With everything going on in the world, it’s often easy to forget the importance of laughter. Here’s the Universe, reminding you that hooting, hollering, and childish giggles can be just as vital to life as taking care of serious business. Encourage your heart to sing this Wednesday, Scorpster. LaaaAAAAHHHH!

  • Libra 3-22-23

    Mar 22, 2023… I hope you have an extra pair of undies because you just might soil your pants, Libra. You see, the Moon in Aries conjunct Jupiter and Chiron will reflect energies of surprise, which means you could be in for some interesting twists and turns this Wednesday. If you react strongly to unforeseen events, you may just dump a big surprise in your own underwear. That’s all I’m saying. Good luck, Water Bearer.