Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-22-23

    Mar 22, 2023… Don’t whack a mole, be wacky like a mole! That’ll make sense in time, Virgo. I hope. Indeed, the Moon in Aries conjunct Jupiter and Chiron, which will be reflecting weird and wonderful energies this Wednesday. Channeling the vibes will likely open the door to being uniquely yourself — in all your glory! You shouldn’t have to hide who you are EVER, but if you need some reassurance, here it is. Wave that freak flag, wild and proud!

  • Leo 3-22-23

    Mar 22, 2023… Sip, sip, spit. Drinking someone else’s Kool Aid probably isn’t your scene, Leo, and that’s totally okay. You can make your own darn punch and spice it up the way you want. In fact, this Wednesday there will be weird and wonderful energies of the Moon in Aries conjunct Jupiter and Chiron, and the vibes could be just the boost you need to let your true self shine, no holds barred. Don’t let anybody shove their Kool Aid down your throat. You’ve got your own juice to sip on, and it’s deliciously unique. Cheers!

  • Cancer 3-22-23

    Mar 22, 2023… Haaaappy birthday! Uh, wait. What do you mean it’s not even Cancer season yet? Well, this is definitely a surprise then. A very awkward one at that. Anyway, surprises will likely be in store for Crabs as the Moon in Aries conjuncts Jupiter and Chiron this Wednesday. While you might not be caught off guard with a secret birthday party per se, there will likely be other things in store that could keep you on your toes today. Rolling with the weirdness may be the best tactic for keeping your sanity. You’ve got this, Cancer.

  • Gemini 3-22-23

    Mar 22, 2023… “Wut in tarnation” could be your whole vibe today, Gem, thanks in part to a Moon in Aries conjunct Jupiter and Chiron. If those words have never left your lips, just chalk it up to another weird part of this day. That’ll be the whole day in a nutshell: strange but sneakily delightful. If you let yourself be amused by it, you’ll likely gain a new perspective and have a story or two to tell when it’s done. If you get all up in your feels and try to take it too seriously, you might feel disappointed, restless, and out of sorts. That sounds boring. Do the other thing, especially if you start using words like “tarnation”.

  • Taurus 3-22-23

    Mar 22, 2023… Hope you like a big serving of weird and wonderful stuff, Bull, because that’ll be today’s special with a Moon in Aries conjunct Jupiter and Chiron. Talk about one wacky Wednesday! This might be the weirdest, wackiest Wednesday in the history of hump day for all you know. Pro tip? Roll with it, and don’t get twisted if things don’t go according to your carefully constructed (cough: anal retentive) plan. We love your planning prowess, but try to relax, roll with things, and just enjoy today’s offbeat energy.

  • Aries 3-22-23

    Mar 22, 2023… Really, it’s no wonder that half the days of the week spell out WTF, am I right? Welcome to the weirdest of Wednesdays, Aries. With a Moon in Aries conjunct Jupiter and Chiron, the day could throw some wacky stuff your way. While you might wonder what could possibly be going on, try to see the day with humor and curiosity. Don’t take everything so seriously, especially yourself, and this hump day might ease you closer to the weekend with some weird but wonderful Wednesday surprises. If nothing else, at least find a way to laugh at the wacky vibe as you move closer to Fri-yay.

  • Pisces 3-21-23

    Mar 21, 2023… Having to learn a thing again might normally frustrate you to no end, Pisces, but not today! With a Moon in Aries conjunct the Sun and Mercury, the energy will be strong for learning some lessons you’ve been given before. Maybe this is the time everything finally sinks in and you see the metaphorical light. It may challenge you and even feel like a setback, but today’s energy won’t be about letting that stop you. In fact, you could even say you’ll be unstoppable. Learning whatever lesson won’t feel defeating—it could feel empowering. You’ll see clearly what you need to do, and whether that looks like breaking a bad habit or creating a new, better one, you’ll be up for it. As if we ever doubted you, Fishy!

  • Aquarius 3-21-23

    Mar 21, 2023… You won’t be too cool for school today, Aquarius. The Universe may be rolling up with lessons for you with a Moon in Aries conjunct the Sun and Mercury — or maybe you’ve already had the lesson, but you’ll finally be learning it. It may feel like a huge challenge, but since when you do shrink from challenges, WB? Make that NEVER! You’ll just apply your busy brain to whatever problem and have it figured out while the rest of us will be rolling out sleepy-eyed and attached to our java by IV. Let this be your rebirth, and take whatever lesson you’ve learned and start putting it into practice. You’ll still be cool — but never too cool to learn something that makes your life as amazing as you!

  • Capricorn 3-21-23

    Mar 21, 2023… You ever been sipping on a cup of coffee only to find a dead fly in it? Yeah, that could be the gist of today’s energies. Cap, the Moon in Aries conjunct the Sun and Mercury will promote energies of growth, but there’ll likely be chances for setbacks in the mix. Will you throw out the whole coffee or remove the fly and finish what you started? Metaphorically speaking, I hope you finish that hard earned caffeine drink. Like, don’t let a dead fly stop you from making the most of the transformation vibes. Grow, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 3-21-23

    Mar 21, 2023… Sharpen your pencil, Saggy, and get ready for a lesson or two. Today may feel like Life 101 with a Moon in Aries conjunct the Sun and Mercury. Any un-learned lessons may come back to find you to see if you want to learn them this time around. While it can be disappointing to repeat experiences until you get it, the setbacks won’t hold you up. You’ll be more than ready this time. If this day was a test, I know you’ll totally ace it, Archer!

  • Scorpio 3-21-23

    Mar 21, 2023… Light a match and watch it BURN. Figuratively, Scorpster. No pyromania, please. The conjunct the Sun and Mercury will promote energies of growth, which could mean that a chapter in your life will close soon so that a new one can begin. While this may entail loss, there will also be potential for gains. If you find some part of your life — a relationship, life role, or situation — is ending, look for other opportunities on the rise. Something new may be on the horizon, Scorpio.

  • Libra 3-21-23

    Mar 21, 2023… Channel your inner dandelion and grow in the face of adversity, Libra. Bust through that concrete, baby! Oh snap, a lawnmower chopped off your pretty top? Grow back again. Thicker. YAS. Indeed, the Moon in Aries conjunct the Sun and Mercury will unleash transformative energies that could be awesome for growth, particularly REgrowth. Like, people might try to minimize your uniqueness, which may shrink your ego. Rude. Take these energies in stride and regrow your personal pride. Fly your freak flag, Scales.