Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 5-1-26

    You may be channeling some serious porcupine energy today, Fishy. This Friday could have you craving space and wanting to tell loved ones to back the flock up and let you breathe — or else! You’ll need space to process this ooey gooey emotional energy to keep from getting all stabby (metaphorically speaking, of course). Plan for some alone time, even if all you can manage is a cat nap in your car or a quick meditation before you grab your next meal. Go do you, and don’t feel guilty for needing a little space today.

  • Aquarius 5-1-26

    This fine Friday could be reflecting vibes of restlessness and carelessness. *Slaps nearby Aquarius* Get it together, WB! While irresponsibility might be on the menu, there’s also an energy of optimism and adventure in the air! Choose your path wisely today, my friend, and think through any unnecessary chances before you take them. If you’re going to take calculated chances though, do it with your eyes wide open. The wise philosopher Hannah Montana once wrote, “Life’s what you make it, so let’s make it rock.”

  • Capricorn 5-1-26

    Capricorns can be cuddly bugs today! Needy much? Bundle that with the Cappy’s loving nature, today’s vibes and you could easily end up smothering the people you’re trying to help today. You may just be trying to connect deeply (is there any other way?), but the vibe today for some signs will be all about THEM longing to be free. So, if loved ones seem like they are pulling away from your passionate love, don’t take it too personally or hold a grudge. They’re dealing with their own issues and it’s not really about you. Point that intense nurturing vibe at yourself and you can’t go wrong.

  • Sagittarius 5-1-26

    Oh, Saggy, you can be the octopus on the face of all you love. Just don’t be surprised if today they are peeling you off with a solid “Get the heck off me!” Don’t take it personally. The vibes could have you craving space and the rest of it behaving like an annoying smother-er of love. Pay attention to nonverbal cues. The person shrinking from your touch may not be trying to reject you or hurt your feelings. They just may be trying to signal that they need more breathing room. Be a good friend, not a good octopus, and back the heck up. When they want more hands-on (consensual, of course) love, they’ll let you know. In the meantime, try to show love in the way that THEY need, not just the way you want to give it.

  • Scorpio 5-1-26

    Don’t overstep your bounds with a Scorpster unless you wanna get shanked. Seriously, Scorpios don’t put up with pushy, smothering people. You need their space, like, now. Of course, you could benefit from remembering that those who seem overly nurturing really do care. Accepting a little extra help or comfort with today’s vibe — as long as it doesn’t cross your boundaries — could be just the ticket for solving a problem you’ve been facing.

  • Libra 5-1-26

    Like a caged tiger at a budget circus, you may feel like biting off the head of the next person who cracks a whip in your direction. (Unless you’re into that kind of thing, of course.) Your could find yourself yearning to be free with today’s vibes. Instead of enjoying attention, you could be feeling like sprinting in the opposite direction. Know that this sticky, claustrophobic vibe will be fleeting, and if you run from attention, you might slap yourself in the forehead later. So, soak it up, Libra and let love in.

  • Virgo 5-1-26

    Oh, how the tides have turned for you, Virgo. You could be on the receiving end of hugs for once, and you might not love how smothered you feel. You could want to canter away, but it could help to step back and realize you might be long overdo for some love, anyway. It’ll help keep you from telling them to shove their love where the sun don’t shine. Particularly since you know how it feels to be the one to inadvertently smother. So buckle up, Buttercup, accept a little well-intentioned attention. If it gets to be too much, call a time out for some self-care and a little peace and quiet.

  • Leo 5-1-26

    Today’s energies are going to have you wanting to fly far, far away. People you might love might be a little too in-your-face with love and concern thanks to today’s squishy vibes, and you’ll be better served to chill out before you blow up. Go for a walk, Leo. Take a long break. Repeat a mantra. Do whatever it takes to remind yourself that they have your best interests at heart, even if their methods seem like madness. Letting them know you appreciate how much they care might make you both feel better than, say, changing your name and hopping on a plane. Your desire for flight could use the balance of your better sense today to help you stay grounded, calm, and kind.

  • Cancer 5-1-26

    Moms are great until she gets all smothering and junk. Cancers tend to be the friend offering advice and somehow having everything that anyone could need in their bags and man purses — I mean, satchels. Unfortunately, the vibes today could have other signs feeling smothered by the nurturing types. It could be hard to take a step back from being helpful, but you may need to do just that. It’s okay to take a break from caring for someone else once in a while. Instead, try turning on some self-nurture and book yo-self a massage or get a hot bubblebath. You deserve some pampering!

  • Gemini 5-1-26

    Ew… touchy-feely people alert!! Ever the leader, being bossed and mothered is likely far from your favorite, Gem. Biting your tongue before f-bombs drop could give you time to consider that the people smothering you have your best interests at heart. They likely mean well, even if they’re crawling over your last nerve. Your need for space could be overwhelming today, so make sure to schedule time for you to preserve your relationships (and your sanity). Let the love in.

  • Taurus 5-1-26

    Well, folks, looking at the forecast today, it appears we’ve got an utter sheep storm of confusion and indecision for Taurus, this energy can also open you up to compassion and love. Whether you’re trying to figure out what to do about a relationship, you’re looking for a gift for a friend, or you’ve been searching for a new pet, you can trust love to guide your decisions. Always, there is love.

  • Aries 5-1-26

    Aries is an independent man/woman who don’t need no ish from you! *Z snaps* Seriously, Rams can thrive in their independence at times, and will very likely verbally backhand anyone who becomes smothering. Remember, my friend, that it’s okay to open yourself up to others and let them in. You don’t have to be so detached from your relationships — even though it might feel that way. Trust your heart and try not to bite off anyone’s head today if they try to show you some extra love.