Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 5-3-26

    Crone? Old fogie? Not you! Your rep for being serious could get a little boost of lightness from the energy of the Universe today. Your quick wit could lend you a flash of charm today, drawing friends and love. Speaking your truth will feel easier and be incredibly productive, helping you move closer to your goals. Sure, maybe you can be serious at times, but you can also be seriously amazing — a loyal friend and passionate lover that the rest of the Zodiac should never discount (unless they want to enjoy the view of your backside as you stride right on around them and toward your lofty goals). Go celebrate the lighter side of you, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 5-3-26

    Turn up the lights in here, baby, extra bright! No, seriously, it’s too dark in dis bish. Can I get some light? Oy! My eyes were just closed. Now that that’s dealt with… Aquarius, today will be reflecting dazzling vibes for making new friends and perhaps discovering new love interests (I’d ship you). Your bright personality combined with today’s vibes will likely draw in potential friends and lovers, but only if you’re open to the experience. Make the most out of the energies and fulfill your need for social interactions! Yay!

  • Capricorn 5-3-26

    Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Cappy? Love, balance, and communication will be in the air today. Talk about a double whammy with a triple serving of awesome sauce. Whether you’re thirsting for true love, want to have a good time with your pals, or in the mood for a Netflix and chill kind of thang, the vibes will totally be in your favor for kindling your relationship or reinforcing bonds with your bestie. Sometimes people suck, but today people can be awesome. Smooth socializing, Cap!

  • Sagittarius 5-3-26

    Get your texting finger ready to send out all the heart eye emojis you love, Saggy. The Universe could have you swooning with a sense of love today, but then catching your balance before you freefall. You’ll be able to communicate well with others today — whether that’s the serious stuff you have to do at work or indulging in a flirtation. Don’t be surprised if you make a new friend or realize that your crush might be crushing on you, too. You’re cute, sassy, and your butt looks great today. Who wouldn’t crush on you???

  • Scorpio 5-3-26

    In the words of John Mayer, “Say what you need to say.” Scorpster, this Sunday, the vibes will be right for being able to say what’s on your mind in a productive way. That’s right, I said productive! Okay, so that doesn’t necessarily mean you can chew someone out and expect the words to come out freshly minted. Rather, it means you’ll likely be better at collaborating, teamwork, and leadership than usual. It’ll be epic. Use the vibes to make something great alongside others! May your efforts result in a positive outcome.

  • Libra 5-3-26

    So charming it’s alarming. Libras likely will swagger into this day and make the rest of the Zodiac swoon. Your smooth talk could have doors opening, and you might make a new friend or attract a new lover. Sit down, people already in relationships; no one means you’ll be getting something on the side, but you could ignite your current partner’s passion. Expect to feel greater balance and to get a boost to your already magnetic personality. You’re totally swoon-worthy, Scales.

  • Virgo 5-3-26

    Come on over here. Sit Down. I wanna tell you a secret. If Virgos are accused of sometimes being a little overbearing, it’s only because they have everyone’s best interests at heart. Today’s vibes could be strong for helping you communicate your best interests without causing offense. Your partying friend could suddenly see your insistence on their hydration as just another way of showing how much you love them. Be your normal brilliant self — just with an added dash of love and easier communication. Act from that place of love, and you could find yourself making new friends, strengthening relationships, and maybe even getting your flirt on.

  • Leo 5-3-26

    Knowing the difference between unwelcome catcalling and delivering a genuine compliment in a non-creepy as hell way could make all the difference today and the vibes will be on your side to pull that off. Your ease communicating will get a solid boost of energy, and you’ll be able to balance your own sense of affection or attraction with some good old-fashioned common sense. In other words, READ THE ROOM. Even if it is a Zoom room. A saucy flirtation could be welcome while loaded innuendos should only ever be undertaken in an established relationship. Strut your stuff, get your flirt on, but use your excellent judgment, like you always do, Leo.

  • Cancer 5-3-26

    Fish are friends, not food. Okay, maybe they’re food sometimes, too. Cancer, the vibes this Sunday will be excellent for making new friends or even seeking out love interests. Maybe you’ll fall in love with a Fish or find a new pal to explore your interests with. Whether you’re in want of a friend or an extra special friend, the vibes will be in your favor. Get your socializing on, Crabby!

  • Gemini 5-3-26

    Telling your boss where to catch the next handbasket to hell over Zoom might seem like a good idea at the time, but just take a deep breath and say: Not today, Satan. While communication will be flowing freely with today’s vibes, a better use of the cosmic energy could be asking out a crush to a date, making a new friend, or enjoying a new online flirtation (not Gems in relationships; you all can sit back down and flirt with the one you’re with). Saying what’s on your mind could get you far as long as you make sure to speak in love, kindness, or humor rather than venting to your boss about your boss (or other annoying human in your life). That’s just a little pro tip you can feel free to use any day in order to make sure the only note you take has someone’s digits and not directions to the nearest unemployment office.

  • Taurus 5-3-26

    Love and solid communication? This is not a drill, Taurus! THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL. Nor is it a prank. With today’s vibes, you will likely experience an easier time talking about your feelings, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. I guess technically all feelings are matters of the heart, but you catch my drift. Right? The vibes will be there for you. Gulp down some courage (no, not the liquid kind) and fortify yourself for the talks to come. Have something that’s been on your mind? Share it. You’ve got this, Bull.

  • Aries 5-3-26

    Hot dang. Open your mouth and spit gold at me, Aries. With today’s vibes, you’ll likely be able to say what’s on your mind in a positive way that yields results. Results, I say! Since everyone knows that the truth can set you free, you might as well grab a megaphone and get ready to make a speech, Ram. Okay, not really. But your truth-telling ability coupled with some solid communication vibes could make for a heckin good, positively productive Sunday. Make the most of these energies!