Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 5-4-26

    Doing it up against a door or on the nearest floor (desk, kitchen counter) could make today’s vibes more interesting than a normal Monday. Talk about a Motivational Monday, right??? I don’t know what the “it” in your life is, Pisces, but you should definitely do it in every room in the house. The energy early could mean surprises in store. Secrets revealed could be used to help you reach your goals, but take care not to use anyone’s vulnerability against them. Play fair, and enjoy the spicy vibes with a clear conscience.

  • Aquarius 5-4-26

    Congrats, your guinea pig is pregnant! While that might not be the unexpected news you get today (do you even own a furry pig, Aquarius?), the today will be sure to stir some sort of surprise, especially for you. It could be good news. It could totally blow. IDK! I’m not psychic. I just know how to read the stars. Anyway, I’m going with good because you draw so much good to you and can always see the sunny side, WB. Peace be with you.

  • Capricorn 5-4-26

    With today’s energy, chances could be good that you’ll inadvertently dig up a secret. Just take some of that tape you may or may not have been considering for bedroom play and stick it to your mouth before you feel tempted to tell what may not be your business, Cap. Focus the day’s passion on dealing with your own stuff, flirting, and processing any surprises, but avoid gossip like a manager on a Monday.

  • Sagittarius 5-4-26

    Super spicy time could be coming early (or late, I guess, if your glass is half empty) thanks this lovely Monday’s vibes. Secret passion will be on the menu for Sagittarians. Eat up the energies and let the ecstasy roll on and on (and onnnn). Even if you aren’t with someone or in the mood to go looking, you can use these passionate vibes to tackle anything that gets you going. Who says Mondays have to suck? Only if you’re into it, Saggy. Only if you’re into it…

  • Scorpio 5-4-26

    Detective Scorpster is at it again! And by that, I mean you, my dude. How could you resist the vibes of needing to uncover the truth? More than that, you could be tempted to go the extra mile and dig beneath the surface to uncover some juicy secrets NO MATTER THE COST. Stop digging before you bury yourself, Scorpio. Better yet, don’t even pick up the dang shovel. Truth has a way of revealing itself in time. No need to hurry it!

  • Libra 5-4-26

    Keep the fire department on standby, Libra, because today could be coming in hot. The day could bring an emotional intensity. Be careful to stay in your lane today — but maybe out of the fire lane, too. Using knowledge that comes to you well couldn’t hurt, but digging into ish that’s none of your business could have you earning someone’s ire and lighting the wrong kind of fire. If you really want to turn up the heat, stick to heating up the sheets. Stay hydrated and you’ll get through the day on top, Scales.

  • Virgo 5-4-26

    Empaths and sensitive Virgos, take cover! You may be tempted to look deeper into situations, but take care: that could lead to overthinking that serves absolutely no one, least of all you! Empathic Virgos could use extra TLC today to process the waves of emotion coming in from the rest of the Zodiac. Learning to have healthy boundaries and practice some serious self-care could help you navigate the tumultuous currents without as much as getting your hair wet. Balancing the influx of intensity with time to yourself could help ease the feeling of overwhelm, should it come up. Take as great care of you as you do of everyone else, and you’ll be like a glitter bomb of gloriousness.

  • Leo 5-4-26

    If your friends often joke you could go into intelligence for your mad skills at snooping out secrets with little more than a dating profile pic and first name, you might be a Leo. With the added boost of today’s energy, wanting to go even deeper might be your strong mug of coffee, but be sure to mind your business and focus on your own closet before you go pulling skeletons out of everyone else’s. Still, you could benefit from information uncovered about yourself or others, so stay open, but be sure to keep your nose clean (and out of what doesn’t concern you) for a sweeter smelling (um, feeling?) day.

  • Cancer 5-4-26

    Surprise, Crabby! That’s not me talking, that’s the Universe. This Monday, Cancers could be in for some unexpected news or information. You’ll just be going about your day and right when your guard begins to waiver — BAM! Truth bomb smacks you in the face. Now, this might be good news, so don’t despair of be afraid. This energy can bring a delightful vibe to spice up your day. Good luck, my friend.

  • Gemini 5-4-26

    Sit down, Nancy Drew. You may not care that curiosity killed the cat (probably because you’re still trying to figure out exactly how that’s even a thing), but keep in mind that looking for skeletons in closets can have unintended consequences, Gemini. Digging at a problem could help find a solution but be prepared for whatever surprises you unearth. Taking that same curiosity and passion and applying it to your growth game could serve you well, but meddling could land you in deep doo doo. Unless your job is to uncover stuff and then by all means, do the dang thing. Either way, if you feel you might be channeling Nancy Drew, maybe kick back with the latest serial killer documentary or podcast and chill on the amateur investigations.

  • Taurus 5-4-26

    What’s REALLY in Area 51? Just ask Alexa! She lives in your TV. Taurus, your love for the fantastical mixed with Sherlock Holmes level detectiving vibes could lead you to an excavation adventure for hidden info. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if you wandered onto the set of History Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” in your quest for answers. You might also be escorted out by security but hey. Anything for knowledge. I wish you the very best in your search for the truth. It’s out there, Bull!

  • Aries 5-4-26

    Imagine the energizer bunny after chugging three Red Bulls and a Monster (don’t ever do that!). Today’s vibes will already have you feeling intense and all jacked up on energy drinks. **Not condoning heavy energy drink drinking! People have died drinking too much of that stuff and frankly, we like the whole being alive thing. Now, Aries, you could do a lot with these vibes. You could get some extra work done, start a cult, or have an explosive meltdown of never before seen proportions. Decisions, decisions. Energized and feeling alive, make the most of the energies. Get your productivity on, Ram!