Tape, glue, a muzzle. There are a ton of things you could use to keep your trap zipped tighter than a miser at a strip club. The energy could be strong for open-mouth-insert-foot syndrome, Pisces. While you can be a total boss at leading and taking the initiative, you could come across like a total ass instead if you don’t choose carefully what you say and do. Practice the pause between thinking a thing and saying it (or doing it) and if all else fails, open-mouth-insert-taco might be a wiser course of action this Taco Tuesday.
Category: Horoscopes AV
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Aquarius 5-5-26
Hide the booze, everyone. Aquarius is cut off! The vibes coming at ya today will likely make for a sharp-tongued WB. Feeling agitated? Take some deep breaths and figure out where the issue stems from. Got some ideas? Good. Now come up with a solution to fix it or learn to let it go if it’s out of your control. Sometimes live and let live is the best policy, buddy. Don’t drink (or snort or smoke) away your problems with this vibe. Maybe it’s time for some growing pains, pal. Deal with your feelings and move on and up to better stuff.
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Capricorn 5-5-26
The ever lively Cap could get shipped off to an asylum thanks to the odd vibes coming in this Tuesday. Seriously, the weirdest friggin things could come pouring out of your mouth. Beware the Jabberwocky! I mean, as long as you don’t start speaking in tongues at the grocery store or running around screaming that the end is nigh, you’ll probably be okay. After all, a little weirdness keeps conversations interesting. You might just be in your element today, social Goat!
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Sagittarius 5-5-26
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, even at 8am on a Tuesday morning, right? Asking for a friend. If you feel like your coffee could use a little shot of liquid courage, you may need to take a step back, Sag. Or you just might be feeling the weird energy we’re having today. Skip the morning adult beverage (not the coffee, the alcohol ) and instead drink more water, meditate, and do whatever you can to find balance before getting into things. You could come across as cold and controlling rather than grounded and dependable if you don’t watch out. Tread lightly today, Archer.
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Scorpio 5-5-26
Saying that Scorpios might be a little reckless today would be like saying water is wet. No ship, Sherlock. But here’s the thing. A Scorpio’s penchant for not thinking things through before acting and speaking could be hella worse with today’s vibes. Do you like being alive? Then THINK BEFORE YOU ACT. Don’t do ish or say something stupid that gets you on the Russian mafia’s hit list or a Darwin Award. You can have fun AND think things through. Now, go get them… with love.
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Libra 5-5-26
A sharp tongue hurts more than just the person you lick, Libra. Okay, that sounds kinda gross. Let me try this again. The vibes in the air today could reflect some complex emotions and you will likely find yourself tempted into shanking people with your claws. Not only can harsh words hurt the person you hurl them at, you could also end up burning bridges and catching yourself on fire. Fight the vibes, dude. You can channel higher thinking and refuse to let the vibes bring you down to be someone you aren’t. Use it for healing, not pinching!
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Virgo 5-5-26
A vow of silence might be a good option for you today, Virgo. Hear me out! With today’s vibes, the energy could be a little wonky. You could be tempted to indulge in gossip, which may have karmic consequences. While dishing about a pal seems harmless, it could send your world sideways from drama and hurt feelings. Instead, consider the vow of silence or the old adage, “If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” While throwing shade could get you a couple laughs, you know you’ll feel better taking the high road and skipping the drama, V.
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Leo 5-5-26
Much as you may want to cancel this day, you can’t. Guess you’ll just have to step up and be ready for the weird energy the Universe has for us today. Sometimes, you don’t quite know your own power, Leo. You could come on too strong — an epic form of self-sabotage sure to mess up your day. To avoid screw ups, give yourself time to think before reacting and make sure the words that come out of your mouth will be ones you really want to stand by. If you do go too far, be brave and admit that you’re not perfect to inspire others to follow your strong leadership example. This day can be awesome when you pause to think it through, because you can get the results you were looking for that way.
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Cancer 5-5-26
Oh holy effing ghost peppers on a hot plate!!! Did Cancer just stub their toe? Nope, colorful little lines like that could be coming out of your mouth thanks to the aggressive vibes floating down today. Try to keep a cool head or you just might see red and stampede innocents. If you find yourself overheating, practice some relaxing visualizations or bury yourself in your favorite kind of work. You’re stronger than the vibes, Crabby. Remember that.
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Gemini 5-5-26
Feeling like you want to clap back or snap back? Welcome to the energy of today. Weird crap could fly out of your mouth if you don’t carefully watch what you think and say today. While your emotions feel muddled, it could be best to take a deep breath or two before speaking or reacting. Feeling triggered? Take a walk, take a nap, or go meditate before responding for a better result than the fallout from clapping (or snapping) back hard, dear Gemini. Then, it will be smooth sailing…
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Taurus 5-5-26
Wicked! Your eccentric sense of humor could come out all wrong, earning you serious side eye today, Bull. An impulsive thought or action could have unintended consequences. While the weird vibes reign, consider reigning yourself in to avoid unexpected outcomes. Or just wait to share your smart Alecky comments with your besties who get you. Think it through, Taurus!
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Aries 5-5-26
Talk about a Freudian slip into your mom. Wait, what? There will be some weird ass vibes this Tuesday – thanks, Universe. Truly, the strangest things could come slipping out of your mouth, Aries. Now, that doesn’t mean you’ll have to gag yourself for the day. If anything, some fun could come from the little mess-ups. Just take a breath and think before you speak. And learn to laugh off the oddities and tongue ties. It’ll be okay, Ram!