Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 4-27-26

    Snark may be the new pink, but it’s not your color, my friend. No one likes a bossy jerk. Even if you have the best of intentions, you’re going to get in your own way if you roll up like everyone ought to listen to you come hell or high water. Work out your mood in the gym or in the sack, not on the clock, Fishy. Paint a picture, punch a pillow… whatever works. At work and in relationships, effort spent on tapping into your inner kindness will make for a waaaay better day than if you come in like Miley on a wrecking ball.

  • Aquarius 4-27-26

    Hypnotism can be a frightening weapon in the hands of the Aquarius. With it, Aquarians would probably try to micromanage the world to make sure everything gets done their way. And make people bring them cake. So, put down the swinging watch, step away, and listen up. Especially today, because the vibes today will be all about stirring up WB’s stubborn drive to get it done. Today, try pushing yourself to trust in the dependability of other people. The reality is that you can’t control other people. The only person you really have control over is yourself. Let go and let live for a delicious day!

  • Capricorn 4-27-26

    Capricorns are masters of the cry-laugh. Are they having a good time or do they want to curl into a ball and stop existing? Hard to tell. Sobbing… Giggling… It’s all the same. Today’s vibes will likely bring out your moody side. You may feel very emotional if you toss in your wet towel and give into today’s energies. Well, screw that noise. Make today amazing by focusing on the positive, assertive vibes, and try not to absorb any negativity that other humans might be throwing at you like darts at the bar. You don’t need that garbage. Just keep swimming. Your intuition will be on point and easy seas are ahead.

  • Sagittarius 4-27-26

    Like a tornado launching cows, a half dozen random bridges and the Eiffel Tower at anyone nearby, a Sagittarian’s foul mood could have them launching pointy objects of opinions at innocent bystanders. Archers can be very fiery in their opinions, especially with the vibes today. Be careful not to push people away with your words, Saggy. Tell the Universe to suck lemons! You can have an amazing day regardless of the vibes that could encourage your darker side. Before you speak today, think about whether your words are coming from a dark place of harsh emotions or a good place that promotes constructive criticism and love. Choose kindness, lovely Sag.

  • Scorpio 4-27-26

    Be careful that the face you’re making doesn’t get stuck in permanent stink eye today. Steamrolling over partners, colleagues, and friends might seem like the most expedient way to get it done right — if you don’t care about keeping those relationships. You’ve got determination and drive in spades, but using the strong and emotionally supercharged energy to check off your to-do list will serve you better than using it to push everyone else around. Channel that energy into work, the gym, or some really fantastic loving to work out your mood. What gets you going? Get ON it, Scorpster.

  • Libra 4-27-26

    The Universe is about to make it rain comets and aliens from outer space all over Libras, but what have the last few years taught us but that the end of the world is what you make it, you know? Are you feeling fine? The vibes today will be specially designed to lead Virgos to some deep insights. Your challenge this Monday, Scales, will be to use the vibes with all the determination you have (A LOT!). Your love of challenges will aid you in beating the Universe’s attempt at ruining your day. Shove off, Universe! You are gonna shine!

  • Virgo 4-27-26

    How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, one to realize the bulb’s gone out, one to figure out how long it’s been since the bulb was last replaced, one to decide who’s fault it is that the bulb burned out, several to monitor the replacement of the bulb, another to serve the chips and dip… With today’s vibes, Virgos could seriously tick some people off with their tendency to “help.” Reel it in, V. The Universe’s vibe can’t control you. Shake off the vibes, flash the Universe a smile and the bird, and be the amazing human YOU are. Change the world for the better, starting today, one light bulb at a time.

  • Leo 4-27-26

    You may teeter between “love me” and “get out of my flipping face” today, which could be a tad confusing for those who love you. Sure, they ought to know by now that your moods can be as unpredictable as a weather forecast. Deep into feels and overthinking, you could be tempted to push away the ones you love, which could mess up your very real desire to cuddle and connect. Emotional intelligence is a Lion’s specialty, and self-care could help keep you from falling into negative self-talk that will likely be going on in your head. Take care of you first, then you’ll be ready to be close to the ones you love without being tempted to hit them with an f-bomb when you really, truly want a connection that isn’t just surface stuff. Get on out there and connect!

  • Cancer 4-27-26

    Today’s vibes could send Cancers in to steal the crown. What crown? King or Queen Badass, of course. If you give in to the lower side of today’s vibes, you’ll have everyone on high alert and walking on eggshells. You don’t have to walk around with spears shooting from your eyes and claws out, though. The energy today can have a “lower your weapon” vibe today, though. So, practice a little centering, calming meditation to keep your emotions chill. Adjust your crown and rule your day.

  • Gemini 4-27-26

    Your best meanie face may warn people to steer clear today, but it won’t help your relationships if you wear it, Gemini. With the energy today, you may feel like knocking people’s heads together until they get on board with your ideas, but your tendency to get hot under the collar could alienate if kick it up a notch. Breathe. Meditate. You’re powerful, but don’t forget that stuff requires diplomacy, too. Got it? Now get out there and own the day like the magnificent Gem you are.

  • Taurus 4-27-26

    Welcome to a Moody Monday, Bull. Don’t be surprised if your friends and colleagues throw Snickers at you in hopes you’ll eat one and change back into your normal loving self. Your moods can be as shifty as the sea, and instead of letting the currents of your emotions drag you down, try sticking to shallow water and avoid those currents altogether. Turn off the news. Avoid social media drama. In fact, avoid all drama. While these vibes are on, you’ll have some extra special intuitive powers, and if you use those today… you are going to nail your Monday so hard that it screams your name.

  • Aries 4-27-26

    Your mood might just go all kinds of harsh today if you don’t keep it together. The awesome thing? The vibe will be a positive one to get you up and work out some of that frustration in your favorite way (No, not punching someone. Your other favorite way.). It doesn’t matter if that means going to the gym or finger painting stick figures. It might be just another crazy day, but it doesn’t have to stay that way. A little self-care and healthy energy release could really help you end this day on a better note than it might have started, Ram.