Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Pisces 4-25-26

    Even a Fish has a tipping point and after ten shots, five beers, and two wine bottles, the room will spin like you’re on a Tilt-A-Whirl. Today’s vibes could start out feeling like the hangover-from-hell and have Pisces feeling a little lost, not knowing down from upside down. This lost feeling could have you vomiting with overwhelming anxiety as things seem to spin out of control. Take a breath and recenter yourself. This crud’s not even real! You just built up the suck in your own mind. You’ve got good stuff going on — even if you don’t see that yet. Start moving in a direction and you’ll find your way again so that the room won’t be spinning so much. Plant your feet firmly on the ground because no one is more grounded than you. Better? Good, now get climbing.

  • Aquarius 4-25-26

    Emotion overload! Icky feelings everywhere. Before you start dropping F-bombs everywhere, think about Mufasa saying “Remember who you are.” It’s good advice, and you’re going to need it with today’s whirling, swirling vortex of emotional energy. It’s easy to lose yourself in other relationships or projects; to find yourself becoming something other than you. But what makes you who you are will be extra important. So important, in fact, that I just referenced a Disney movie (yet again) to remind and inspire you to avoid being sucked into anyone else’s drama or identity. Be amazingly, wonderfully you, Aquarius — and do it as out loud as they can stand.

  • Capricorn 4-25-26

    If you wander around a labyrinth long enough, you’re sure to find the goblin king, the minotaur, or the exit. Basically, whatever the Cappy needs to find will be what they’ll find in the vibes today. Come on. Think about it. The energy will be amazing for losing yourself in something or someone you’re passionate about. As long as you’re careful not to lose yourself as a way to avoid reality, you’ll be okay. So, be careful around mind-alerting or addictive substances, please. Besides, no need there’s no need for anything but your brilliant soul to reach your personal nirvana today. Go get lost in the labyrinth and emerge with a new sense of greater purpose. Carry on, my wayward human.

  • Sagittarius 4-25-26

    Just when you think you’re going upstairs, you suddenly find yourself in the basement, sort of like those optical illusion stairs. Similarly, today’s vibes could have you wondering which way is up, Saggy. The path you were following may not be going where you thought it would lead and you’re bound to feel a little lost. Thanks a ton, Universe. Well, luckily, you likely won’t have any trouble being open to the wisdom of other minds. When it comes time to decide on your next route, though, listen to your gut. So, if there’s no one in your lack-of-circle right now, no biggie. Intuition is a powerful thing and yours is top notch, Archer.

  • Scorpio 4-25-26

    When you said you liked a little mystery, you probs meant the latest Ruth Ware novel — not this bullcrap feeling of questioning if you’re on the right path. Feeling lost and out of sorts isn’t the Scorpio way, but this titanic energy today may have you grasping for help like Jack wondering why Rose won’t scoot the hell over so he can get out of the freezing water. Instead of fighting the feeling, lean into it; Scorpsters are steady enough to lean in without falling over. Use the energy to explore your interests and relationships. You may find that this feeling of being lost — much as it could totally suck the big one — might just help you discover a new and fascinating direction.

  • Libra 4-25-26

    There will be days when the acid trip of reality turns a rhinoceros into a Pegasus and you just gotta go with the flow. Well, Libra-doodle, your knack for smarts, coupled with today’s vibes, AND the fact that today will likely open your eyes and have you seeing a friendship in a new light. Wake up calls all around. What you do with your new realization is totally up to you. Your optimism for the best outcome can be your guide today. The Universe, after all, is a just a punk and can’t control how you feel or react. You can make it what you want to be. The choice to do something with your new feelings is all yours to own. So own it.

  • Virgo 4-25-26

    Sometimes you have to crack a few eggs before you can make an omelet. Today’s energies could draw you into losing yourself in something this Saturday. That’s totally groovy for a Virgo, because your vibe has the deep emotional intelligence to tackle anything. Not so much the other signs — they may not roll well with today’s vibes. A lot of people can’t pour themselves into something fully and then be able to bounce back from that when needed like you can. So, the real challenge today will be dealing with someone gently if they are being clingy while you’re trying to do your thing. YES, I said GENTLY. Otherwise, when you lose yourself in something you’re feeling something about, you’re bound to discover things you’d never realized before.

  • Leo 4-25-26

    Today’s energy might start you out feeling more lost than a shark that ended up in a tornado. Clinging for dear life to a partner, crush, or bestie might seem like a smart survival strategy — unless you begin to lose yourself in them. Leo, your need for connection might be as overwhelming as trying to outrun that bitey shark in a massive tornado, but luckily, the energy will be ideal for insights into your relationships. Being able to find your way without grabbing on to the nearest human and drowning them with your needs could help you have stronger relationships and a better sense of your own goals today. The person you most need to connect with today will be you.

  • Cancer 4-25-26

    Like experiencing an earthquake while riding on the ferris wheel, the Universe is about to shake things up for Cancer. The vibes today will likely bring you to a higher consciousness that has you seeing a relationship or friendship in a new light. No, that isn’t a cue for you to pack up and relocate to the farthest country. In order to grow stronger, you’ll need to face this change and the emotions (*gag*) that come with it. Believe it or not — actually, I take that back — take a leap of faith and BELIEVE that things will work out for the better. Change can mean progress and excitement. If you focus on a positive outcome and choose kindness and understanding as your default setting, then the outcome will likely be more positive than you imagined. Use that clever brain of yours to make good things come out of this change! It’ll be a-okay.

  • Gemini 4-25-26

    Friend? Enemy? Frenemy? Who even knows? The energy today may have Gemini feeling a little lost — not in their usual swag as boss of every damn thing. Instead of falling into the mess of trying to evaluate someone else’s life choices, Gems may benefit from asking themselves one simple question: Does this relationship (or thing) mean something to me? If the answer is no, it may be time to do more than clean up your Facebook friend list or chuck it in the bucket. If the answer is yes, keep those connections and maybe even shine them up a bit.

  • Taurus 4-25-26

    Look out for freezing rain, hail, and cold shoulders from people close to you, as well as other odd disruptions near dog birthday parties, conga lines, weddings or other special events. With today’s vibes, it will be a good idea to seek extra “me time” (think: hiding and comfort food). Here’s the thing… when you mix this vibe with the Taurus natural spiciness, it can be intense to be around other people. You can completely avoid a shipshow if you simply take care of you and let people make their own mistakes. Your lesson for the day is to finally let it be your turn to get your amazing love for yourself.

  • Aries 4-25-26

    You just might feel like a barnacle on the underbelly of the boat of life, clinging to your favorite peeps for all you’re worth. If you find that you’re losing yourself in a relationship because you adore connections, remember you sure as heck don’t need them to validate your existence. Aries, the vibe may have you feeling a little lost at first today, but later it will likely help bring you clarity and a sense of direction. Focus on who you are and what you want in order to see your relationships in a new (healthier) light. You’re epic jut the way you are, Ram.