Category: Pisces AV

Zesty conversations are totally in your wheelhouse, Pisces. You know, like: “Hey, Baby. What’s your Revised Neo Personality Inventory?” So hot! (horoscope writer makes sizzling sound and touches finger to hip. Tsssssst!) But today’s energy could have you upping your game if that’s what you seek. Fascinating conversational opportunities will likely merge with a spicy vibe to have you walking through this day feeling fierce. Talk about kicking booty and taking names when it comes to challenges that arise! Even your lofty standards could be satisfied with this day’s intriguing vibes. Stay curious and enjoy the absolute heck out of this day, Fishy.

The gift of moolah is great, but sometimes Pisces get surprises that they can’t savor or splurge. Bummer, I know. Well, Fishy, this Saturday’s vibes will likely bring some practical gifts or simple surprises your way. Your challenge will be to learn how to appreciate the practical. Don’t get bummed out if someone surprises you with an umbrella or a kind word instead of a gift card. It’ll rain eventually, but do you really need more Applebee’s gift cards today? No, you don’t. (Okay, well, maybe.)

No, you aren’t tripping balls from some bad mushrooms, Fishy. Well, you could be. I don’t know your life. What I do know is that the the vibes today will promote wires getting crossed all over the dang place. Buckle up and get ready for a ride on the miscommunication-mobile. Things might not come out as you’d like them to, but you’ll survive the madness and maybe even be the Sign that rocks this Friday with your epic patience and perseverance. I believe in you, Pisces.

Feeling stuck between a cave full of snakes and an abyss of teddy bears, Pisces? That might sound like an easy choice, but in fact you could be feeling conflicted between needing space and just plain feeling needy this Thursday. So really, you could feel stuck between snakes and, like, ghost snakes. Why not just hang out by yourself for a bit if you can swing it? Humans can be kinda slimy, and it’s okay to need a break from peopling. Alone time, here you come.

Seal the deal. Kiss the girl. Put the bow on top of that wrapped present and call it good, Fishy. Whatever you’ve been working on (or avoiding working on), it’s about darn time you finish it up. The vibes will be ripe for getting done all the crap you’ve been multitasking on. All of the things! All of the productivity! That may require you to put on pants and face the world, but it’ll be worth it. Finishing stuff up never felt so freeing!

Holy freaking feels, Fishy! All the feels! Every last one! Today’s energy could be a real downer when it comes to feeling all the feels. It could be easy for reactions to be as strong as this powerful energy. While it could feel tempting to fall deep into your feelings, it could serve you so much better if you keep perspective. Remember that the rest of the Zodiac will be experiencing this same surge of energy. Someone may have stepped on your toes while dealing with their own crud, so don’t assume their intentions were bad. Use your superpower to think and then communicate. Talk it out. Seek clarity. Avoid getting wrapped up in hurt feelings. Take the reigns and steer this powerful day into greatness!

What time is it? Second breakfast time — I mean, adventure time! Pisces, as fun as lounging around and munching on snacks like a couch potato may seem, that’s not usually your cup of tea and today’s vibes will be promoting something a little more… well, more! Whether you decide to literally go exploring out in the world or you dig into something mentally stimulating, go adventuring today (even if it IS to the diner for Second Breakfast)! The vibes will be perfect for this. Not to mention, some Monday fun can really lighten the weight of the daily grind, Fishy.

It’s raining men! Or women. Or whatever you’re into. Basically, love will be abundant this Sunday and romance could come along with this vibe, Pisces. You can thank today’s incoming spicy energies. Yummy, yummy in my — uh, tummy. Yeah, my tummy… Not hungry for a date? That’s cool. Maybe it’ll rain tacos instead. I mean, the love between a person and their food is sacred. The Universe can’t stand between that sort of romance. Get your love vibes on — whatever that means for you, Fishy.

Well, poop. Pisces, this Saturday you could be faced with some lessons that you didn’t expect (or want). You, my Fishy friend, will survive. Tap into that “lessons learned” file in your brain to seek solutions. Sticking to things you have experience with could be the key to surviving the otherwise carefree vibes. Whatever comes your way, you CAN handle it. You’ve got this!

Jumping junipers! Lovely earth child, there will be adoring vibes in the air today. This sort of love won’t be the type where you get your freak on from sun up to sun down, though. Rather, it’ll be about spreading kindness and doing altruistic deeds. Get your helpful freak on, Pisces! Somebody out there could use your help and support today. Have some ideas? Great! Go forth and be a helpful Fishy, yo.

Sometimes your enduring determination and patience can be a real ho to deal with, Pisces. Today, though, that won’t be the case. Probably. In fact, patience could come in handy with working out problems you couldn’t solve before, especially coupled with the energy of today. Be patient and take advantage of your “Aha!” moments. Like a viper, wait for your moment to strike — but don’t be so determined to be patient that you miss the moment. Balancing patience with knowing when to act will be key to getting through today. Get xto it, Fishy!

You’re a super spy, Pisces, and your mission today will be to help someone… secretly! The vibes will be on point for taking care of someone and just generally helping out. Try having a little fun with the vibes and find unique ways to be helpful. Secret Santa that stuff! Sometimes being an undercover helper can be far more rewarding than being a Captain Obvious helper. Super Spy Fishy is officially on duty!