Category: Pisces AV

Do you know something you don’t WANT to know (a secret, some gossip, even an epiphany about yourself that you didn’t want to face). Well, you won’t be able to un-know it now, Fishy. Your ability to multitask coupled with your keen mental agility could have you considering what to do with what you know, especially with the energy today. While it could be tempting just to react and say fork the consequences, a more measured approach might be needed to navigate this day without the fallout from hasty decisions. Practice a little patience, table your judgment, and try to think things through. Fair play will go further than some shady crud, but if you’ve thought about it at all, you know that already. Shine bright like a diamond, Pisces.

Pisces are diamonds in the rough, but the vibes this Monday could have them feeling just plain rough. Today, you will likely experience an air of overwhelming emotions and a huge helping of mixed feelings. This turmoil could turn you into a raging mess. Or you could say fork that crud and make the best out of the deeply emotional vibes. Find your center, focus on happy thoughts and constructive actions, and cuddle some kittens. Or puppies. Or iguanas. You can get through today when you tap into that big, loving heart of yours. I believe in you.

Ready to scream yet? Have you felt like you’ve been on a long trip to hell on a 32 year old, three legged mule? You’ve probably been simmering with frustration for a while, Pisces, and we both know that if you don’t deal with it soon, we’re all in for an eruption. With today’s vibes, it could be easier than usual to talk about all the feels you’re having without exploding and to finally Pick up the pace toward your goals. Plus, bonus: you’re going to want to trust your intuition when it comes to working through the big feels — without needing to erupt into a long string of F-Bombs. Get on out there and doooo it.

In the words of a famous warthog (hey, Disney wisdom still counts as wisdom, right?), you gotta put your behind in your past. Wait… maybe that’s not the best quote for this. Still, revisiting the past will only be helpful if you learn from it. Your sensitive heart may be a lying, traitorous jerk if it tells you to drunk text an ex or give a backstabbing friend just one more chance. You’re an old soul who knows better, but the strong current of nostalgic energy could tempt you to explore what-might-have-been when it might be a better vibe to keep moving forward. Raise a glass of whatever you like to the past that brought you here, and then take the lesson learned and use it to make your life right now the best one possible. YOLO & Carpe Diem, Fishy!

Put on your granny panties because adulting will be called for today, Fishy. Fortunately, your stubborn streak will work in your favor today as challenges arise. Exercise patience and be the determined Pisces we all know and tolerate — I mean, love. Seriously, you aren’t one to back down from a challenge and the vibes today will be all about testing your resolve. Joke’s on the Universe, though, because you’re sooo not about to give up when the going gets tough. If anything, your resolve will get tougher and you’ll climb over obstacles like a champion. Adult like a boss and kick problems in the tail, Fish.

Today could almost be a Fish’s lucky day — except not really. The tendency to be a leader could come across as being smothering if you’re not careful. There will be nurturing vibes from the Universe today, and your challenge, dear Pisces, may be to find that balance between being helpful and being a plastic bag wrapped around someone’s face. You can still be you and also respect other people’s boundaries. Work on being aware of other’s feelings and needs, and when in doubt, ask if someone wants help or advice. Get it done, ya little Care Bear.

Ah, sweet relief! The vibes today could have Pisces relaxing into bliss. But, wait! There’s more!!! A hidden well of lava may boil up and erupt over the smallest of things. Watch your temper, dear. Otherwise, you might just end up ruining your own day. That said, embrace the chill energies and make today’s vibes work in your favor like the brilliant mastermind you are. I’d say that you deserve a break from the Universe’s ridiculousness (and your workaholic tendencies)! Take what’s yours, Fishy.

Tape, glue, a muzzle. There are a ton of things you could use to keep your trap zipped tighter than a miser at a strip club. The energy could be strong for open-mouth-insert-foot syndrome, Pisces. While you can be a total boss at leading and taking the initiative, you could come across like a total ass instead if you don’t choose carefully what you say and do. Practice the pause between thinking a thing and saying it (or doing it) and if all else fails, open-mouth-insert-taco might be a wiser course of action this Taco Tuesday.

Doing it up against a door or on the nearest floor (desk, kitchen counter) could make today’s vibes more interesting than a normal Monday. Talk about a Motivational Monday, right??? I don’t know what the “it” in your life is, Pisces, but you should definitely do it in every room in the house. The energy early could mean surprises in store. Secrets revealed could be used to help you reach your goals, but take care not to use anyone’s vulnerability against them. Play fair, and enjoy the spicy vibes with a clear conscience.

Crone? Old fogie? Not you! Your rep for being serious could get a little boost of lightness from the energy of the Universe today. Your quick wit could lend you a flash of charm today, drawing friends and love. Speaking your truth will feel easier and be incredibly productive, helping you move closer to your goals. Sure, maybe you can be serious at times, but you can also be seriously amazing — a loyal friend and passionate lover that the rest of the Zodiac should never discount (unless they want to enjoy the view of your backside as you stride right on around them and toward your lofty goals). Go celebrate the lighter side of you, Fishy.

Who’s got the vibes? You do! You do! You totally fantastic GOAT, you! High vibing Fishies could find their idealism manifesting with today’s vibes. Big plans leading to bigger outcomes could be just another day in high-achieving world, and if you feel fierce as a warrior, we can’t blame you. Enjoy seeing your hard work pay off, and maybe take a day off to treat yourself. Bwahahahaha! Forgot who we were talking to there for a second. Fine, take a whole lunch break, and then get back out there to absolutely kill it (in a goal-achieving, totally non-violent way).

You may be channeling some serious porcupine energy today, Fishy. This Friday could have you craving space and wanting to tell loved ones to back the flock up and let you breathe — or else! You’ll need space to process this ooey gooey emotional energy to keep from getting all stabby (metaphorically speaking, of course). Plan for some alone time, even if all you can manage is a cat nap in your car or a quick meditation before you grab your next meal. Go do you, and don’t feel guilty for needing a little space today.