Category: Pisces AV

Did I hear keg stand challenge?! Thanks to the vibes of this Saturday, today could be about as wild as a Frat party after Finals Week for Fishy. Or it could be super chill and involve relaxing with some hot tea and reading a book. Totally up to you. The vibes in the air this Saturday will be all about being your fabulous true self. Maybe you enjoy making crayon carvings with your nails or collecting weirdly shaped rocks. You do you, and it’ll be alright. March to the strumming of your own guitar, Pisces.

Just because you could spend a mint by yourself in a matter of a few hours, it doesn’t mean you should try it, Pisces. Confidence will be in the air this Friday, which, for Pisces, means overworking or overspending could be a big problem today. While it may feel like nothing can get in the way of living out your indulgent dreams, the truth is that reality will smack you down like you’re a buzzing fly on the wall. That’s what you get for making poor decisions. Reality is reality and it’s pretty neutral. The consequences of reality depend on whether you’re making positive choices or negative ones. Confidently decide to do something constructive, just watch out for the possibility of over-doing! You’ve got this, you wonderful Fish!

Like a college kid surviving on nothing but caffeine and ADHD medication that they “borrowed” from their roommate, your thoughts could be spinning with the ferocity of a jacked-up, steroid-heavy hamster on a running wheel this Thursday. With today’s vibes, you could end up struggling with getting your mind focused and perhaps end up spending most of the day laying on the floor, babbling nonsense about astrophysics and unicorns. On the other hand, Fishy, you could be able to do great things if you put some reins on the wild running horses in your mind and steer them in a particular direction. Choose something to focus your energies on and just run with it. The power to make the vibes work in your favor is in your hands, young grasshopper. Hop on it!

Look, I’m not saying Martians are gonna invade the Earth today, but… Well, just prepare to expect the unexpected, Pisces. You could be in for some seriously surprising events that keep you on your toes all day long. It could be fun. Or it could be hella stressful. How you deal with these weird vibes will be totally up to you, Fishy. You may want to figure that out before the aliens invade, though. No rush.

Well, nostalgia could be rearing its punk-ass face today as love vibes come streaming in today. Thanks a lot, Universe. Pisces, I don’t give a flying frog if the radio plays back-to-back Adele songs while you’re drunk — DON’T TEXT THE EX. There’s a good reason you broke up. Let that sleeping dog lie with everyone else but you. Phone a friend. There’s a time for giving second chances, but drunk and sentimental won’t be one of them. Just say no!

Like realizing that there is such a thing as eating too many tacos, Pisces could be getting poked in the face with a lesson in not going overboard this Monday. Especially with today’s vibes, your white-hot passionate personality may just lead you down a rabbit hole of too-muchness, which could end up teaching you a hard lesson about how to hold back in certain situations. In the end, though, you’ll come out of this wiser than before, Fishy. Pinky promise!

The forecast today calls for either a “heck yes!” or an “I think not” depending on your view. The energy today could have a heaping helping of unexpected responsibility added to an already full plate. If anyone can handle an overly full plate, it’s you, Fishy, but how you handle those added challenges will depend on if you view it as an annoyance or as an obstacle that will help you grow you into your goals. Pull up your undergarments and show us what Pisces can do. The forecast will be whatever you make of it, but choose well for a better chance at an awesome day.

Pisces, prepare thyself for a cluster-fluff of emotions that make it hard to communicate what’s on your mind today. As if the whole last few years weren’t sucky enough, right? Try not to give into your frustrations, though. There will still be hope. A little mindful meditation can go a long way in working through your emotions and coming out on top. Keep a cool head and you just might make it through, Fishy. You’ll even come out of this emotionally stronger with a heart full of love.

With some serious side eye and an intent to tail slap people off your path … yep, totally sounds like a Fishy. With today’s vibes, the otherwise chill Pisces could be a little riled up and tempers could flare over silly disagreements about opinions that don’t actually matter. If you feel the heat rising in the back of your throat or find yourself getting ready to swipe someone to kingdom come, take a moment to pause and think: Is the issue really worth the effort? Is this how I really want to start April? (Spoilers: NOPE. Not worth it. Go be awesome instead!)

Like a stray bit of tinsel stuck to your behind, you may be feeling emotionally attached to a plan you’ve made. You could get a little iffy about compromise with this vibe, Pisces, but sometimes plans get twisted by life. Instead of clinging desperately to the plan you made while life goes sideways, consider making a new plan. Today will be strong for love, which will help you focus on your priorities, making it easier to make the right choice for you. Maybe let go of the plan that’s flailing in favor of going with the flow and finding a new one. Now go enjoy the start of something new!

The tablet with the world’s slowest WI-FI connection may not be the only thing needing a restart today. Expect signals to get crossed and for technology to be more frustrating than usual, Pisces. Try to keep it simple when attempting to get other messages across. This might not be the best energy for discussing a relationship status or negotiating a raise, but it could be a fantastic vibe to sit back, listen, and learn.

Screw being the master of multitasking! Who cares if you can keep all the balls in the air if all you do is juggle all the damn time? Your focus may be moving in the direction of wellness, Pisces. Take a few deep breaths. Meditate. Focus on one task at a time. When you shift your attention away from doing all the things to being present, you’ll likely feel a weight shift off your shoulders, too. Your body knows what you need if you’ll just listen to it.