Category: Pisces AV

  • Pisces 4-6-26

    Nobody likes a two-faced lying liar who lies. There’s no denying that your gift for multitasking and complexity make you an all-around badass. The rest of the Zodiac may gravitate toward your charm & charisma, but the temptation to stretch the truth may be in the air today. Just don’t. Stick to the truth & nothing but, and skip the gossip in favor of kind words instead. Kindness will go so very far today where double talking will only land you in deep doodoo. Your move, Fishy.

  • Pisces 4-5-26

    Better grab a hazmat suit and a shield because crap will be hitting the fan today, Pisces. The vibes could have you feeling like a hot mess. Karma may be a b*tch, and today will be about seeing what you’ve generated with your choices. To navigate these strong energetic vibes, take ownership of the issues that you can control. Your ability to see all sides will help you determine what you can and can’t control. Taking action will help remind you that the Universe never dishes out crap — just lessons that you have the power to learn or ignore. Once you climb into the driver’s seat, today will be so much easier, Fishy!

  • Pisces 4-4-26

    I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Pisces kid. If you didn’t sing that to the tune of the famously famous jingle, what planet are you from? Your keen wit and super multitasking talents will help you out today — but only if you choose to adult rather than, say, build a blanket fort and hide out all dang day. The strong vibes will have the Zodiac split into Bosses or B*tches. Don’t want to be someone’s b*tch? No? Then, use the energy to take the lead. The energy will be strong for good decisions, personal growth, and learning something new.

  • Pisces 4-3-26

    You could be feeling really energetic today, which could be awesome, except also you’ll really likely be tempted to overindulge and overspend and just plain overdo it. Well, we are heading into the weekend. If you’re going to go all in on your indulgence, be sure it is something that moves you forward rather than sets you back. Winging it may not turn out to be such a great idea, no matter how great you’re feeling from the vibes. For instance, going deep into the spirits and then drunk-dialing your work nemesis might feel good in the moment and not so great later. Could be a fantastic Friday, so lean into that vibe, do good, and be good, happy Fishy.

  • Pisces 4-1-26

    Ever feel so moody that you want to rip your own face off? Yeah, that’s the vibe that will surround Pisces today. Well, Fishy, it could be that it’s just harder than usual to find a way to express yourself. Instead of imploding — which may seem like a great option — channel your frustrations through some form of artistic communication, whether that’s storytelling, painting, making music, or some other creative activity that you adore. Get off your butt, shake off the gross vibes, and do something with yourself, Pisces. You rock!

  • Pisces 3-31-26

    Be careful not to fall off your high horse with all the excitement buzzing in the air today, Pisces. Your judgment and finger shaking isn’t needed, but your experiences could be helpful to someone else who’s struggling. Opening your mind rather than your mouth could help you learn something new while helping someone out. Use your excellent intuition to avoid opening mouth and inserting foot. You can do it!

  • Pisces 3-30-26

    If you’re starting the day with a big milky bowl of oh heck no, you are not alone! Shifts in energy could reflect thoughts and feelings that can be difficult to balance. Wrapping up old projects and dealing with unfinished business could help you sort through the muddle and come out ahead. Avoiding impulses may annoy your need for action but appeal to your need for peace. Stick with the peace, Fishy. You’re gonna need it!

  • Pisces 3-29-26

    Buckle up, buttercup. Today might feel a little like riding an emotional roller coaster without a seatbelt. Your instinct will likely be to get off the ride, but there’s no hiding from your problems today. Instead, focus on self-care. Drink more water. Meditate. Go to bed early. Finding a way to communicate how you feel (yeah, yikes, but do it anyway!) will be your best bet for getting through the day (and off the ride) in style. You won’t even be dizzy. Just your awesome self, Fishy.

  • Pisces 3-28-26

    Don’t stand in a Fish’s way today or you could get fin-smacked. Generally, Pisces are kind, easy-going people, but when provoked they will run you over the nearest cliff. This could be a really garbage vibe for someone to get on your bad side, as your already deep emotions may be heightened by today’s vibes. Fishy, you won’t necessarily end up fin-smacking anyone today. Work to keep your volcano of anger deep under the surface in check, find healthy avenues to express it, and you can get through this day without hurting anyone. You have the strength to keep the secret magma inside you from bubbling out of control.

  • Pisces 3-27-26

    Hedonism can be kinda hot, but not when you’re scarfing down your 24th McDouble in a row. The Pisces brain should probably draw a line when it comes to food. It’s not a competition, and stress eating may not be the best look for you. This tendency could turn into a gluttonous problem today as the vibes heighten emotions. Let yourself really feel today. You’re strong enough to work through your emotions, you know, and can get through the day with flying colors.

  • Pisces 3-26-26

    Have you ever tried watching paint dry? Don’t. It’s probably an actual torture method used in hell. The feeling that comes from excessive boredom and inactivity can leave a Fishy feeling like a bump on a log. Speaking of… heads up because you’ll probably feel a lull in energy today. Yuck. As an emotional and impatient creature, you can absolutely think up ways to overcome any feelings of idling with a dash of thinking outside the box. A little spontaneity can go a long way in getting you out of a rut. Get your creativity on.

  • Pisces 3-25-26

    Put down that 24 pack of donuts and step away from the pastries aisle. Back away. Keep backing away. Okay, now exit the grocery store all together. Don’t eat that delightful smelling bar soap, either, Pisces! It isn’t edible! I don’t care if it is pretty and smells like chocolate and coconut. It actually tastes like crap and you’ll end up puking. Yes, some Fishies have a tendency to scarf down comfort foods in times of stress (a mindless thing to do while running the numbers and balancing your budget a million times), and today might get pretty stressful. Instead of reaching for that Devil’s food cake, carry some healthy snacks around and maybe drown in celery sticks or Triscuits or something to balance it out.