Category: Pisces AV

Dec 13, 2023… If your partner, best friend, colleague, or boss keeps casually suggesting this awesome Netflix show on tidying, it may be a not-so-subtle hint that you need to get your crap together, Pisces. Look, maybe you aren’t one to leave a literal mess, but I think you’ll admit you’re not always the best at finishing what you start. The Moon in Cap will conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus and the incoming vibes will be awesome for wrapping up (or throwing out, depending) a few of the projects on your backburner. Get ready for a nice, shiny clean slate to start piling projects on. Knowing you, it might only be clean for, like, half a minute before you start making new plans, but breathe deep and enjoy the heck out of that moment. Try applying that clever mind to come up with a self-care plan in the meantime. Right on!

Dec 12, 2023… Oh, Pisces. It may actually feel like a crab crawled right up your ass, but it didn’t. You may be tempted to climb right back into bed and binge watch Netfix and eat ice cream until the Moon just flipping stops conjuncting Mars and the Sun. You may even be tempted (gasp!) to blame the heavens for your problems. But, no, you might get hit deep in the feels by something, and it may feel like retreat will be your best option, (and do that if you absolutely have to), but this will simply be a vibe to urge you to see what you need to get rid of in your life, and what can be rebuilt for an even better tomorrow. That’s not a bad thing. Self-care could come in handy, if you feel so inclined. Take good care of you, Pisces.

Dec 11, 2023… “We’re going to need a bigger boat!” Pinterest board, vision board, to-do list. Pisces, if your current project list looks like one major cluster-duck, you might be surprised that the energy of the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces could have you tempted to add another project to the pile. There will be an electric energy that could give any new project a boost, and before you kick your own booty over not finishing some of the other projects, first figure out if any older projects have outlived their usefulness. Hey, maybe you were super into underwater basket weaving, but now you much prefer paddle boarding on weekends. If a new project tempts you, it might be time to dive into something new with fresh enthusiasm. You can also table the other projects or toss them — depending on your priorities right now.

Dec 10, 2023… All you need is love… all you need is love… all you need is love… love… love is all you need. Yeah, we all know the Beatles song (if you don’t, crawl out from under the rock where you’ve been living all your life, stop everything, and go check it out). Maybe we need a little more than love. Like, you know, money to pay the mortgage, buy pizza, pay the cell phone bill, and to keep your apps all set for binge watching. You know, the important stuff. But today the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces, and the vibes will be great for romance and, yes, LOVE. No special someone? Lies! YOU’RE a special someone, Fishy, and YOU count. So, maybe you’ll be feeling the self-love. Enjoy it, and while we need more than love to live, love is still pretty amazing.

Dec 9, 2023… Encyclopedic knowledge of everything does mean you’re awesome at trivia and probably most likely to be chosen to save the world from a zombie apocalypse BUT that knowledge won’t just be good for winning free beer on trivia night, Fishy. With the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces, you may find yourself wanting to come to someone’s rescue. Helping out a friend or being there for your partner could be the name of the game, but just make sure that your advice falls inside your area of expertise. While you are as smart as they come, we both know that even your impressive knowledge has limits. You shine brightest when you stick to what you know.

Dec 8, 2023… Like a virgin…. Touched for the very first time — Yeah, I don’t know your business, Fishy, but I do know you could be touched by the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, so expect the vibes to be smart. Think hottie reading on the train with a pensive expression or attractive librarian with a few spicy secrets. You get the gist. The energy will be sassy AND smart, but you’ll want to be smart about it. Use your admirably awesome brain to figure out how to be romantic without crossing the line into creepy (a handpicked bouquet is sweet — following them home to deliver them personally when you don’t actually know them is not). Your normally charming self could end up smoothly delivering compliments, pitching in to help out on a project, or making time for a random act of kindness. Look at you, Fishy, being all smart AND spicy at the same time! Hottt!

Dec 7, 2023… Feeling like the Force is with you is cool and all, but have you ever tried feeling powerful by just being you? That ish is gold, Fishy! With the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap, the vibes could have you straight power-tripping if you don’t check that with a little humility. Yes, you have a badass brain, and your multitasking prowess is commendable, but a softer side will likely be needed today. Let your intelligence shine while practicing patience with those who can’t keep up. You just might find that problems get solved easier than anticipated, and the people around you might shower you with admiration rather than annoyance. Boom, baby!

Dec 6, 2023… People always say to stay in your lane. But what if there’s traffic? What if you need to switch lanes to pass? What if you spy your exit, and OMG you aren’t in the right lane?? So many questions, Pisces. With the Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra, it could be a good day to get out of your lane and try something new. Your quick wit and ability to multitask make you an ideal helper! Apply your super awesome mental agility to helping out a friend with a problem, problem-solving on a project, or doing a truly cool random act of kindness for a stranger. Heck, you could even sign up to volunteer to share your know-how with your community. Share what you know — just don’t commit to more than you can handle. Right on!

Dec 5, 2023… If this is the first time you’ve heard life’s not always fair, you might have just crawled out from under a rock — or maybe onto the rock. Whether you’re a fish or magical mermaid, today will be a reminder that life’s little ups and downs make us better. If tempers heat up or arguments flare, don’t feel you have to clap (or snap) back. Instead, use your keen intellect and intuition to consider which reaction will serve you better in the long run. Use your sharp wit to lighten tensions, and navigate Tuesday by staying loyal, fair, and loving in whatever you say and do. Just try to keep calm and mermaid on!

Dec 4, 2023… Holy overthinking, Pisces! This day may be hitting you deep in the feels, and it could be hard to sort exactly which feels you’ll be feeling. With the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, your needs could seem too large and unwieldy to carry. Instead of falling into the darn rabbit hole (in your head) and drowning in ooey-gooey feels, ask for what you need — from your partner, from your friend, from your boss. I mean, don’t ask your boss for spicy time if that’s what you “need,” but if you need a mental health day or a short coffee break, ask. Ask your partner for what you desire. Ask your friends for whatever support you need. Use your words, but take care not to send mixed signals, as the energy may be all over the place today. Good luck!

Dec 3, 2023… There are so many lies about life out there. People make it up as they go. This is called adulting. There are a few things that are absolutely true though, Pisces: haters gonna hate, players gonna play, and overthinkers gonna overthink. Now, don’t hide your truth. Show us on this doll where all the feels and thoughts hurt you. Oh, yeah… that’s the spot! Actually, with the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus, today will bring in a special energy for letting that crud out. Journal it. Sit down for a come-to-Jesus (or other higher power) talk with a friend. Be honest about what’s hurting you in order to let it go and move past it. Slide right through Sunday, Fishy!

Dec 2, 2023… Like the roadrunner on steroids hitting the iceberg that sunk the Titanic, a Pisces could be forced into a stand still when it comes to making decisions. Indeed, being unable to choose which mountain to climb could have you freezing up thanks the vibes of the Moon in Leo trine the Sun in Sag today. Unfreeze! This isn’t Elsa’s magic ice castle. Frozen isn’t the new cool. Take. Action. Thoughtful patience is a virtue, for sure. But if you’re standing still so long that you fossilize, then life is gonna pass you by like a freight train zooming by an Old West ghost town. Are you a ghost or are you alive?! (Hint: If you have a pulse, you’re most likely alive). So, what are you waiting for? Don’t let life zoom by you, Fishy.