Category: Pisces AV

Dec 25, 2023… Scratch, scratch! You might be feeling the itch to start something or to expand on a project you’ve already started. With the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, getting something started could come packaged with luck and greatness. Just make sure that the strong start doesn’t lead to a weak finish — or no finish at all. It might be said that Pisces sometimes have commitment issues — those are just rumors, though. Right? Well, if you start strong and set your keen, agile mind on creating a plan, you’ll likely find that this is something you see through to the end. Whether that’s with a relationship, a home project, or a new work goal, your chances of success will be stronger with today’s vibes on hand. Right on.

Dec 24, 2023… Wondering if you’ve been abducted, body snatched, or experimented on in Area 51? Writer’s block and being speechless could have you feeling out of whack today and wondering what the actual fiddlesticks is going on, am I right, Fishy? It could be easier to believe a conspiracy theory than to accept that the energy of the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces could have you feeling a block between feeling and expressing your emotions. If you can summon some patience, it could teach you a thing or two about thinking before you speak. No probes involved, no classified reports needed. Just you being awesome is all that’s required this Sunday.

Dec 23, 2023… You’re moving so fast that it looks like you’re standing still. Fishy, are you, like, the Flash or something?! With the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio, you could find yourself all twisted up in a cluster of thoughts that immobilize you if you let them. So, choose to use the energy to your advantage — and you do love a good advantage, amiright? Then you could find yourself moving from thinking about how to face a problem to actually doing something about it. The vibes will be strong for learning and teaching, and if you capitalize on this energy, you may find that your worries will be eased by actively using lessons learned. Take this Saturday one step at a time and keep that forward motion going, because there isn’t a darn thing you can’t do!

Dec 22, 2023… Garlic is to vampires as genuinely dealing with emotions is to Pisces. Not sorry! Admittance is the first step to recovery, pal. Emotions will likely be running high as the Moon in Taurus will conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap this Friday. Hide! (no, don’t. I was kidding) It’s okay to feel. It’s good to feel. Not openly acknowledging emotional turmoil doesn’t mean the stuff goes away. It just gets buried until you have a mountain of garbage stinking it all up. So, how do you deal? Practice feeling your emotions, being able to identify them and why you’re feeling the way you do, and then learn to let them go. You see, the ability to overcome tough times is inside of you. It always has been. Kind of like Typhoid Mary, who always had the disease inside of her but doesn’t get sick. Except your superpowers are WAY better than typhoid.

Dec 21, 2023… What do Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and your intuition have in common? They’ll all probably be getting high today, Pisces. With the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag, it’ll be easier to trust your gut while riding the intuition vibe. Knowing what’s right for you will likely come more naturally, and learning something new probably won’t be too big of a challenge. Sounds like your kinda jam! So, grab some munchies, sit back, and enjoy a chill yet potentially very productive day, ya nerd! Love you, bebe.

Dec 20, 2023… People coming at you with drama? Not today, Satan. Your temper may run hot, Pisces, but your keen mental juices will hopefully remind you that you’ll be better off taking space rather than trying to argue with someone committed to disagreeing with every word you say. This day could be an absolute dream if you use the energy of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag to stay in your own lane and ignore the bad drivers in the other ones. The struggle might be real, but it doesn’t have to be today. Unless you jump into all that drama around you, you’ll be able to flow with the easy, carefree day.

Dec 19, 2023… Transformation Tuesday may be just another hashtag most weeks, but with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square the Sun in Sag, then moving into Aries to square Mercury in Cap, the energy will be fierce for personal growth. Sweet! Fishy, maybe you normally get things twisted and see the small hurts as more than they are; after all, you do have high ideals and expectations. Today, you might find yourself remarkably untwisted — for a Pisces anyway. Taking things in stride will be part of leveling up your growth game and taking in new information. Stay chill and seek to learn something new.

Dec 18, 2023… Got your Monday gear on? Gas mask? Knee pads? That absorbent underware for bladder leaks? Hang on to your hats, Pisces, because this Monday could be frigging bizarre. We’ve got the Moon in Pisces square Mars in Sag and trine Venus in Scorpio, which could make for an unpredictable and off the wall day. But your inquiring mind could find the zany energy vastly entertaining. Using your quick wit to find the humor in the madness could help you treat the day as a novel surprise rather than an annoyance. Your mad genius energy will help you field the unexpected with a grin while the rest of the Zodiac could be trying to duck and run. Go you!

Dec 17, 2023… Zesty conversations are totally in your wheelhouse, Pisces. You know, like: “Hey, Baby. What’s your Revised Neo Personality Inventory?” So hot! (horoscope writer makes sizzling sound and touches finger to hip. Tsssssst!) But today’s Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn energy could have you uping your game if that’s what you seek. Fascinating conversational opportunities will likely merge with a spicy vibe to have you walking through this day feeling fierce. Talk about kicking booty and taking names when it comes to challenges that arise! Even your lofty standards could be satisfied with this day’s intriguing vibes. Stay curious and enjoy the absolute heck out of this day, Fishy.

Dec 16, 2023… Happy Satur-yay, Fishy! The energy will be coming in hella happy. Think lil prize in the box of cereal happy — only a wee bit more useful since the Moon in Aquarius will square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus. Maybe a friend drops by with a handy jar opener (or a firmer grip) while you’re cursing the jar of pickles you don’t even want anymore but refuse to give up opening. Surprises come in many forms, and don’t think a practical one can’t be fun and awesome, too. You may even find a new use for an old gift or a way to re-gift something to someone who needs it. However surprises happen, expect the energy to be more “fun surprise party” and less “can of biscuit busting terrifying.” Enjoy the happy vibes, Pisces!

Dec 15, 2023… Forecast calls for crossed wires, general electrocution, and a need for freedom today, Fishy. Who, what, where, when and wtf? Skip texting in lieu of real conversations, and don’t expect anyone to read your mind to know what you need if you don’t use your words. With the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus, your messages could go awry — or simply be misunderstood. Use your natural mental superpowers to communicate clearly. Also, don’t freak the fork out if someone crowds your space. Just keep calm, and speak up if your personal space is invaded. If all else fails, remember that the rules for kindergarten still apply in adulthood: use your words and play well with others. If you can manage that, treat yourself to a snacky snack!

Dec 14, 2023… As the Fishy of the Zodiac, you’re no stranger to feeling the raw truth of both wanting to help others and wanting them to leave you the heck alone. The Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus energy could have you caught between your ego and your high ideals. Do you take the time to help someone else out, or do you honor your need for space? Why not both? Seriously though. If a Pisces can’t manage the art of the multitask, who seriously can? When you keep your cool, you’ll likely find time to help others and still have a spare moment for enjoying your own company. Who says we can’t have it all?!