Category: Pisces AV

Jan 18, 2024… You could be channeling some major vibes today. After all, “wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure,” right? With the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury and Mars in Cap, you could be feeling witty, punny, or just garden-variety funny if you focus the energy on communicating and staying positive. Low-vibing Fish could feel like everyone else has it better and could stand to embrace a little magic by changing up their perspective or to remember that what everyone else has is none of their (ahem, YOUR) beeswax. Whether vibing high or low, the comedic potential will be there for anyone who wants a shot of laughter. Bottoms up!

Jan 17, 2024… Two-faced? Pfft! What an insult! You’re as many-faceted as a fair-trade and ethically sourced diamond, friendly Fish, and twice as bright! With the Moon in Aries trines Ceres and Venus in Sag and squares the Sun and Pluto in Cap, you’ll likely feel a desire to talk out your thoughts with someone on your same vibration. Your tolerance for dumbassery may be at an all-time low, so save the deeper discussions for the ones you know can hang with them to avoid burning others with your hot, unfiltered truths. Your quick wit could have you connecting with other smart Alecs, or you just may find yourself exploring big ideas with a sympathetic soul. Shine bright like a fair-trade diamond, Pisces!

Jan 16, 2024… Starting a project strong doesn’t mean a darn thing if you abandon it before it’s done, Fishy. Still, the energy of a Moon in Aries square Mercury and Mars in Cap could give any projects Aquarians undertake a big boost toward completion. Challenges will likely seem more like speed bumps than road blocks, and you could be able to wrap up quicker if you use today’s energy toward your purpose with a dash of improved follow-through and fewer “oohh shiny” distractions. Take this kick in the booty from the energy and let it punt you over the goalpost (or other-sports-related-analogy) to get it done and off your plate. Hut, hut, hike!

Jan 15, 2024… No filter? No problem! Your intuitive tendencies may see a surprising shift today with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag. Instead of coming at relationships armed with exacting standards, the energy will be ripe for wanting to cultivate love and affection. You may find yourself more accepting of other people’s flaws — and may even more easily acknowledge (and accept) your own, friendly Fishy. The surprise will be that you don’t let that acknowledgement come between you and the ones you love. Instead, there will be a better chance for improved intimacy when you relax and let people be themselves. So, go forth and selfie filter-free.

Jan 14, 2024… High standards are awesome — but not when you’re measuring yourself against someone else. That’s nasty, Fishy. A Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn could reflect big thoughts about who you are and what you want. Instead of wondering if you measure up to others, try fixing your eyes on the prize by asking what you desire and the best way to get it. Managing your expectations doesn’t have to mean thinking small. It’s just not giving yourself such a hard time. Being a little bit softer with yourself can help you feel like you’re actually living and not just getting from one day to the next. Keep moving through the obstacles like a prize pig at the county fair, but don’t feel like you have to lay in the mud and bemoan your fate if you don’t always take home the blue ribbon. Hey, that’s folksy as hell, but it works! In short, do you, Pisces, and don’t be so darn hard on yourself.

Jan 13, 2024… *singing* F is for Fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium BOMBS — Pisces, no! You could experience the unfortunate feeling of assertiveness-turned-aggression being front and center thanks to the vibes coming from the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus today. Even though it could be more of a struggle than usual, don’t give into aggressive urges. Embrace FUN (not just the F U part) and assert yourself like a boss, but keep it cool and not aggressive. Fishy, you can rise above and work towards kinder, gentler solutions. Onward and upward!

Jan 12, 2023… Good news! Getting a hard on for truth could be easier than usual today with a Moon in Aquarius square Jupiter in Taurus. Your desire for the down and dirty (reality) will be helpful for confronting whatever issues you’ve been avoiding. You could find it’s easier to face, and to fess up to, crud if you just put in a little effort. You can kick booty and take names with the best of them, but focusing your energy on letting go, forgiving, or making peace with your life could have you feeling this Friday like a basic beotsch feels pumpkin spice. Step up to the plate and pour some truth all over yourself, Pisces. Spicy!

Jan 11, 2023… If someone tries to turn down the volume on your imagination today, feel free to slap their hand away. I mean, figuratively speaking of course. Hitting people isn’t cool. No need to complicate laundry day or take time out of your busy schedule to arrange an alibi. Pisces, apply your ample imagination, stoked by the Moon in Cap conjunct the Sun and Pluto, to deal with recent problems. If old memories and issues rise to the surface, be kind to yourself. Instead of imagining what might have been or what could go wrong, focus your energy on imagining everything you’ve ever wanted coming to you. Manifesting your desires may seem a little woo-woo, but your mental powers are mighty, and it can’t hurt to try. The world is your oyster — so long as you’re not allergic to oysters or hate the slimy little things. Maybe the world is your pizza, Fishy. Your taco. Hell, whatever it is you love best, that’s what the world is for you.

Jan 10, 2024… If all the feels and deep conversations absolutely disturbs you, you might be a Pisces. Seriously though, with the Moon in Cap conjunct Mars and trine Uranus in Taurus, the energy will be emotional and centered in love. Wanting to talk things out could be the leading feeling today, and that’s okay. A day like today could have you drawing closer to a partner, friend, or even colleague if you keep the dialogue clear, respectful, and rooted in kindness. If the talk veers off into judgment, blaming, or any other crap, feel free to put up a boundary (or three). Stay focused on what you feel and need, and you’ll likely benefit from the vibes today. Don’t be surprised if the greater emotional connectivity leads to spicy energy later. I mean, obviously, don’t do it for that reason. That would be a seriously questionable motive. Be safe, have fun, and get your freak on, Fishy.

Jan 9, 2024… Feeling more aligned than a nudist at a nature retreat, Pisces? A Moon in Sag conjunct Mercury could have your heart and head lining up and feeling like one, which could actually be a little weird for you. Take that unusual sense of alignment and feel the added boost of confidence with your decision making. Over-thinking it won’t be necessary, which should free up your time for more enjoyable pursuits. You do you, and know that you don’t have to be a nudist at a nature retreat to make this Tuesday the best day in the history of ever!

Jan 8, 2024… Saying “Nope” to Monday won’t actually stop it from coming, but nice try, Pisces. You deserve a cat meme or a cool sticker for your efforts. Look, nobody wants a Sunday Funday to dissolve into a Monday Mood — but don’t forget that you get to choose the mood. Same thing’s going to be true for Tuesday, too, so buckle up, Buttercup, and don’t let an arbitrary day of the week wreck your mood. A Moon in Sag conjunct Venus could have you feeling motivated enough to hashtag MondayMotivation without any evidence of snark (well, maybe a tinge). Still, choosing to make Monday whatever (and however weird) you want it to be could give you the kickstart you need to enjoy the day without all the moaning that tends to be attached to Mondays. Nobody’s got time for hogwash!

Jan 7, 2024… The forecast could call for major eye rolling, glaring side eye, and fierce stink eye today — but only if you choose to focus on disappointment rather than solutions, Fishy. When the Moon in Scorpio will trine Neptune in Pisces and then move into Sag, the energy will be abuzz with potential. While you may find it easy to feel disappointed, don’t forget that you’ve got hella bounce back, Pisces. If you can focus on being kind, letting go of judgment, and looking for resolutions, you may find that bounce back comes quicker than if you sit around bemoaning idiots and your fate (even if they do be idiots). So, give your eyes a rest. Not while driving, of course. Try for a kind eye or an understanding one, and you just might start seeing eye-to-eye instead. Hey — that’s punny!