Category: Pisces AV

Dec 5, 2023… If this is the first time you’ve heard life’s not always fair, you might have just crawled out from under a rock — or maybe onto the rock. Whether you’re a fish or magical mermaid, today will be a reminder that life’s little ups and downs make us better. If tempers heat up or arguments flare, don’t feel you have to clap (or snap) back. Instead, use your keen intellect and intuition to consider which reaction will serve you better in the long run. Use your sharp wit to lighten tensions, and navigate Tuesday by staying loyal, fair, and loving in whatever you say and do. Just try to keep calm and mermaid on!

Dec 4, 2023… Holy overthinking, Pisces! This day may be hitting you deep in the feels, and it could be hard to sort exactly which feels you’ll be feeling. With the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, your needs could seem too large and unwieldy to carry. Instead of falling into the darn rabbit hole (in your head) and drowning in ooey-gooey feels, ask for what you need — from your partner, from your friend, from your boss. I mean, don’t ask your boss for spicy time if that’s what you “need,” but if you need a mental health day or a short coffee break, ask. Ask your partner for what you desire. Ask your friends for whatever support you need. Use your words, but take care not to send mixed signals, as the energy may be all over the place today. Good luck!

Dec 3, 2023… There are so many lies about life out there. People make it up as they go. This is called adulting. There are a few things that are absolutely true though, Pisces: haters gonna hate, players gonna play, and overthinkers gonna overthink. Now, don’t hide your truth. Show us on this doll where all the feels and thoughts hurt you. Oh, yeah… that’s the spot! Actually, with the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus, today will bring in a special energy for letting that crud out. Journal it. Sit down for a come-to-Jesus (or other higher power) talk with a friend. Be honest about what’s hurting you in order to let it go and move past it. Slide right through Sunday, Fishy!

Dec 2, 2023… Like the roadrunner on steroids hitting the iceberg that sunk the Titanic, a Pisces could be forced into a stand still when it comes to making decisions. Indeed, being unable to choose which mountain to climb could have you freezing up thanks the vibes of the Moon in Leo trine the Sun in Sag today. Unfreeze! This isn’t Elsa’s magic ice castle. Frozen isn’t the new cool. Take. Action. Thoughtful patience is a virtue, for sure. But if you’re standing still so long that you fossilize, then life is gonna pass you by like a freight train zooming by an Old West ghost town. Are you a ghost or are you alive?! (Hint: If you have a pulse, you’re most likely alive). So, what are you waiting for? Don’t let life zoom by you, Fishy.

Dec 1, 2023… Ever run one of those obstacle courses where you somewhat gracefully fly over a wall only to end up knee-deep in mud? Yeah, adulting can be like that, Pisces. Over one obstacle and dropping deep into another. Challenges abound and force us into crud we don’t feel like doing, and ever the water sign, you don’t love staying grounded, especially with the Moon in Leo trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus today. You’d much rather keep your head in the clouds but you’ll likely need to balance your lofty thoughts with real life to keep from losing it when you’re deep in adulting but you’d rather be sunning yourself on some tropical beach, drink in hand. So, do both. Sign checks while imagining you’re in Fiji buying a private beach or recite all the Pi decimals while vacuuming. Infuse creative fun into work and you might find it inspiring and even fun. Own the day!

Nov 30, 2023… Thursday mood: Love me and don’t fluffing touch me! Fishy, you’re no stranger to warring factions of light and dark inside you. Your friendly yet distant nature is part of what makes you complex and beautiful. Yet, today’s energy of the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, square Venus in Libra and trine Neptune in Pisces could leave you wanting to hold people close and push them away at the same time. Seek solution-focused communication. Check your impulse to throat punch a well-meaning friend or lover and instead speak up when you need “me” time. As social as you are, you just might need to balance that with breaks, self-care, and liberal doses of comfort food.

Nov 29, 2023… “To heckin with compromise” could be your campaign slogan if you were running for student council or public office, Pisces. Catchy though it may be, your tendency to lose it when compromise is on the table could have you missing out on the lucky vibes in the air from the Cancer Moon trine Saturn in Pisces. Life could be easy breezy lemon squeezy if you’ll just relax, Fishy, go with the flow, and not worry so much about bending a little. Don’t be so stubborn about sticking to your guns and you’ll likely rock this Wednesday.

Nov 28, 2023… Talk about a Freudian slip into your mom. Wait, what? There will be some weird ass vibes this Tuesday thanks to the Moon in Gemini opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces. Truly, the strangest things could come slipping out of your mouth, Pisces. Now, that doesn’t mean you’ll have to gag yourself for the day. If anything, some fun could come from the little mess-ups. Just take a breath and think before you speak. And learn to laugh off the oddities and tongue ties. It’ll be okay, Fishy!

Nov 27, 2023… Imagine the energizer bunny after chugging three Red Bulls and a Monster (don’t ever do that!). Well, that’ll be the vibes coming from Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag: Intense and all jacked up on energy drinks. Not that we suggest them. People have died drinking too much of that stuff and frankly, we like the whole being alive thing. Now, Fishy, you could do a lot with these vibes. You could get some extra work done, start a cult, or have an explosive meltdown of never before seen proportions. Decisions, decisions. Energized and feeling alive, make the most of the energies. Get your productivity on, Pisces!

Nov 26, 2023… Hot dang. Open your mouth and spit gold at me, Fishy. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces, you’ll likely be able to say what’s on your mind in a positive way that yields results. Results, I say! Since everyone knows that the truth can set you free, you might as well grab a megaphone and get ready to make a speech, Pisces. Okay, not really. But your truth-telling ability coupled with some solid communication vibes could make for a heckin good, positively productive Sunday. Make the most of these energies!

Nov 25, 2023… Fortune shall smile upon you, Pisces, because the Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus this Saturday! You can take advantage of the super smart vibes and get a grip on whatever might be feeling out of whack today. Find your harmonious groove and let balance be your guide. Seize the day, Fishy. Uh, like don’t actually seize anything or anywhere. That’d be creepy.

Nov 24, 2023… Fishy is an independent man/woman who don’t need no ish from you! *Z snaps* Seriously, Pisces can thrive in their independence at times, and will very likely verbally backhand anyone who becomes smothering. Remember, Fishy, that it’s okay to open yourself up to others and let them in. You don’t have to be so detached from your relationships — even though it might feel that way. Trust your heart and try not to bite off anyone’s head today if they try to show you some extra love.