Category: Pisces AV

Dec 17, 2023… Zesty conversations are totally in your wheelhouse, Pisces. You know, like: “Hey, Baby. What’s your Revised Neo Personality Inventory?” So hot! (horoscope writer makes sizzling sound and touches finger to hip. Tsssssst!) But today’s Moon moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn energy could have you uping your game if that’s what you seek. Fascinating conversational opportunities will likely merge with a spicy vibe to have you walking through this day feeling fierce. Talk about kicking booty and taking names when it comes to challenges that arise! Even your lofty standards could be satisfied with this day’s intriguing vibes. Stay curious and enjoy the absolute heck out of this day, Fishy.

Dec 16, 2023… Happy Satur-yay, Fishy! The energy will be coming in hella happy. Think lil prize in the box of cereal happy — only a wee bit more useful since the Moon in Aquarius will square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus. Maybe a friend drops by with a handy jar opener (or a firmer grip) while you’re cursing the jar of pickles you don’t even want anymore but refuse to give up opening. Surprises come in many forms, and don’t think a practical one can’t be fun and awesome, too. You may even find a new use for an old gift or a way to re-gift something to someone who needs it. However surprises happen, expect the energy to be more “fun surprise party” and less “can of biscuit busting terrifying.” Enjoy the happy vibes, Pisces!

Dec 15, 2023… Forecast calls for crossed wires, general electrocution, and a need for freedom today, Fishy. Who, what, where, when and wtf? Skip texting in lieu of real conversations, and don’t expect anyone to read your mind to know what you need if you don’t use your words. With the Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus, your messages could go awry — or simply be misunderstood. Use your natural mental superpowers to communicate clearly. Also, don’t freak the fork out if someone crowds your space. Just keep calm, and speak up if your personal space is invaded. If all else fails, remember that the rules for kindergarten still apply in adulthood: use your words and play well with others. If you can manage that, treat yourself to a snacky snack!

Dec 14, 2023… As the Fishy of the Zodiac, you’re no stranger to feeling the raw truth of both wanting to help others and wanting them to leave you the heck alone. The Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus energy could have you caught between your ego and your high ideals. Do you take the time to help someone else out, or do you honor your need for space? Why not both? Seriously though. If a Pisces can’t manage the art of the multitask, who seriously can? When you keep your cool, you’ll likely find time to help others and still have a spare moment for enjoying your own company. Who says we can’t have it all?!

Dec 13, 2023… If your partner, best friend, colleague, or boss keeps casually suggesting this awesome Netflix show on tidying, it may be a not-so-subtle hint that you need to get your crap together, Pisces. Look, maybe you aren’t one to leave a literal mess, but I think you’ll admit you’re not always the best at finishing what you start. The Moon in Cap will conjunct Mercury and trine Jupiter in Taurus and the incoming vibes will be awesome for wrapping up (or throwing out, depending) a few of the projects on your backburner. Get ready for a nice, shiny clean slate to start piling projects on. Knowing you, it might only be clean for, like, half a minute before you start making new plans, but breathe deep and enjoy the heck out of that moment. Try applying that clever mind to come up with a self-care plan in the meantime. Right on!

Dec 12, 2023… Oh, Pisces. It may actually feel like a crab crawled right up your ass, but it didn’t. You may be tempted to climb right back into bed and binge watch Netfix and eat ice cream until the Moon just flipping stops conjuncting Mars and the Sun. You may even be tempted (gasp!) to blame the heavens for your problems. But, no, you might get hit deep in the feels by something, and it may feel like retreat will be your best option, (and do that if you absolutely have to), but this will simply be a vibe to urge you to see what you need to get rid of in your life, and what can be rebuilt for an even better tomorrow. That’s not a bad thing. Self-care could come in handy, if you feel so inclined. Take good care of you, Pisces.

Dec 11, 2023… “We’re going to need a bigger boat!” Pinterest board, vision board, to-do list. Pisces, if your current project list looks like one major cluster-duck, you might be surprised that the energy of the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces could have you tempted to add another project to the pile. There will be an electric energy that could give any new project a boost, and before you kick your own booty over not finishing some of the other projects, first figure out if any older projects have outlived their usefulness. Hey, maybe you were super into underwater basket weaving, but now you much prefer paddle boarding on weekends. If a new project tempts you, it might be time to dive into something new with fresh enthusiasm. You can also table the other projects or toss them — depending on your priorities right now.

Dec 10, 2023… All you need is love… all you need is love… all you need is love… love… love is all you need. Yeah, we all know the Beatles song (if you don’t, crawl out from under the rock where you’ve been living all your life, stop everything, and go check it out). Maybe we need a little more than love. Like, you know, money to pay the mortgage, buy pizza, pay the cell phone bill, and to keep your apps all set for binge watching. You know, the important stuff. But today the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces, and the vibes will be great for romance and, yes, LOVE. No special someone? Lies! YOU’RE a special someone, Fishy, and YOU count. So, maybe you’ll be feeling the self-love. Enjoy it, and while we need more than love to live, love is still pretty amazing.

Dec 9, 2023… Encyclopedic knowledge of everything does mean you’re awesome at trivia and probably most likely to be chosen to save the world from a zombie apocalypse BUT that knowledge won’t just be good for winning free beer on trivia night, Fishy. With the Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces, you may find yourself wanting to come to someone’s rescue. Helping out a friend or being there for your partner could be the name of the game, but just make sure that your advice falls inside your area of expertise. While you are as smart as they come, we both know that even your impressive knowledge has limits. You shine brightest when you stick to what you know.

Dec 8, 2023… Like a virgin…. Touched for the very first time — Yeah, I don’t know your business, Fishy, but I do know you could be touched by the Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, so expect the vibes to be smart. Think hottie reading on the train with a pensive expression or attractive librarian with a few spicy secrets. You get the gist. The energy will be sassy AND smart, but you’ll want to be smart about it. Use your admirably awesome brain to figure out how to be romantic without crossing the line into creepy (a handpicked bouquet is sweet — following them home to deliver them personally when you don’t actually know them is not). Your normally charming self could end up smoothly delivering compliments, pitching in to help out on a project, or making time for a random act of kindness. Look at you, Fishy, being all smart AND spicy at the same time! Hottt!

Dec 7, 2023… Feeling like the Force is with you is cool and all, but have you ever tried feeling powerful by just being you? That ish is gold, Fishy! With the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries and square Mercury in Cap, the vibes could have you straight power-tripping if you don’t check that with a little humility. Yes, you have a badass brain, and your multitasking prowess is commendable, but a softer side will likely be needed today. Let your intelligence shine while practicing patience with those who can’t keep up. You just might find that problems get solved easier than anticipated, and the people around you might shower you with admiration rather than annoyance. Boom, baby!

Dec 6, 2023… People always say to stay in your lane. But what if there’s traffic? What if you need to switch lanes to pass? What if you spy your exit, and OMG you aren’t in the right lane?? So many questions, Pisces. With the Moon in Virgo trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra, it could be a good day to get out of your lane and try something new. Your quick wit and ability to multitask make you an ideal helper! Apply your super awesome mental agility to helping out a friend with a problem, problem-solving on a project, or doing a truly cool random act of kindness for a stranger. Heck, you could even sign up to volunteer to share your know-how with your community. Share what you know — just don’t commit to more than you can handle. Right on!