Category: Sagittarius AV

Everyone loves a project. First, you’re going to need tape. Duct tape will work. Scotch tape might have to do in a pinch. Take the tape and place it firmly over your mouth, Saggy. We’ll have big energy today that could have you coming on strong. Like a triple shot of espresso. You don’t need any help with assertiveness, thank you very much, and this whole vibe could have you speaking first and thinking later! So, if you can, keep lips zipped and try to think, think, think before any words come out, and you’ll be able to get through the day without starting any fights or landing yourself in a whole mess of drama. You do you — but try to stay out of trouble while doing it, Archer.

Autumn checklist for Sag includes a parka, a supersoaker to shoot anyone who crosses into your six feet personal space, and blinders. Wait — what??? With today’s mood, you could want to ignore the problems (and people with problems) that pop up and keep sailing straight toward your goals. While those blinders have seen you through to some big achievements, today’s energy will have your sense of self coming through clearly, and you won’t feel good about ignoring other people or problems today. Tap into your innate stubbornness (I mean tenacity) and face any challenges like a boss.

Uh, yeah, I’m actually allergic to feelings so I’ll pass on today’s vibes. Nice try, Saggy! However, the mixed emotional vibes will be wonderful for emotional connections and an increased need for attachments, which maybe is something you normally enjoy embracing. Connections will likely be helpful in the future, so don’t underestimate the power of sending a message to your loved ones or attempting to reconnect with old pals. Let’s see where you can take these vibes, Sag!

Alright, alright, alright. That’s what I’m talking about, Saggy! Today, there will be epic vibes for self expression. Unfortunately, keeping your lips sealed could be harder than usual — and it’s usually pretty hard, amiright? Do your best to find ways to express yourself without blabbing about the secrets you hold dear (yours or other people’s). You’re more interesting than bits of gossip anyway. Shine a light on your brilliant schemes, Archer.

Grit your teeth and bear it or hide like a toddler? Saggy, let’s try something else entirely. Today could unleash smothering vibes that could have you hiding in the hills, but they, too, have eyes. LOL. Laugh a little and find ways to take some me time — yeah, hiding in the bathroom while eating your fave snack for a glorious five minutes totally counts. You can counter the constricting feelings by reminding yourself that you’re free, no matter what the vibes might make you think. Stay fabulous, Sag.

Say what now huh?! Saggy, there will be delicious energies for being able to express emotions better, but you could also be a little spacey today. It’ll likely take some intentional thinking to bring your mind back to Earth so you can focus on the things that need your attention. On top of that, you may struggle with staying on topic if you zone out in the middle of a chat. Steady as it goes, Archer.

Hats off to the ghosts of your past, Saggy. Maybe if you show them a little respect they won’t haunt your behind this Wednesday. That sounded weirder than I intended, but there it is. It could be challenging to make decisions thanks to the nostalgic vibes if they overshadow your here and now. Take control of your demons. You can funnel these vibes into recalling lessons and skills from past experiences that could come in clutch today. Right on!

Oh, how the tables shall turn, Saggy! This Tuesday, the vibes will be fantastic for easily talking through all the hurt and pain that you’ve been hiding inside. Instead of other people leaning on you during tough times, today could offer opportunities for seeking help from someone. You don’t have to pretend to be Okay. You shouldn’t bottle up that heaviness. And before you ask, No. You’re NOT a burden for needing to lean on someone. Really. Reach out and let it out, Archer. If you truly don’t have a trusted human, creativity can help you channel stuff out, too. Free yourself.

Let’s get hyped, Saggy! While Mondays aren’t normally known for an energizing effect, this one could be different, promoting confident, empowering energies that will be fantastic for growth and achievement. If you’ve been on the lookout for a job, a promotion, or seeking success in other life domains, today might offer you a lucky break. Don’t hold back or sell yourself short, Archer. Toot your own horn and take some chances (the healthy kind). Rise to your potential.

Okay, Saggy, we’re going to need you to shelve some of your overgrown puppy-like excitement before everyone else has had their coffee. Okay, you CAN be as excited as you want, just don’t pee on the floor. With vibe’s like today’s, you might be super excited even pre-coffee, but other people need to wake up first to join in your enthusiasm. Today’s energy will be awesome for using your own experience to help someone through theirs. It’ll feel amazing to help out, and you could even have a whole wave of new feelings wash in with this day. Or maybe you just finally get that different perspective you’ve been needing. Honestly, this day could be so incredibly special, but for the love of all that’s holy, let’s not talk about it before you drink all the magic bean juice, Archer!

Today might have you feeling a tad sag-bunctious. Today’s energies could have you just rockin’ adulting, but your temper might run a little hotter than usual. While smacking someone may feel cathartic, try instead to ground yourself by really staying present in the situation. Jumping to conclusions or resurrecting the past won’t help. Use your can-do attitude to tackle the challenges head-on, and you’ll have a better chance of getting through this day without needing bail money, Saggy.

Holy guacamole, Saggy! If you just woke up from the weirdest dream in the history of ever, you might want to thank (or give serious side eye) to today’s vibes. Expect dreams to be wonky, your imagination to be turned up, and memories to come at you like kids toward an ice cream truck. Your natural sense of wonder could enjoy this dreamy day, but make sure to use the energy to find solutions and get closure, able Archer.