Category: Scorpio AV

Apr 26, 2024… Searching for your higher self? Look no further than the Moon in Sag square Saturn in Pisces and trine Mercury in Aries for a chance at personal growth, Scorpio! I’m not saying the Universe will plop obvious answers into your lap, but there will be opportunities throughout this Friday to expand yourself. You probs already know this, but I’ll say it anyway. No matter how awesome you are, you can keep going and growing. Take today’s chances in order to challenge yourself. Don’t just expand your knowledge base; expand your experiences. Have at it, Scorpster.

Apr 25, 2024… You got dat boom, boom, pow, Scorpio. The Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune and Mars in Pisces and that will be so 3008, while everyone else be so 2000s and LATE. Okay, enough Black Eyed Peas lyrics. This Thursday, transformational energies will be in the air. If you embrace the potential for change, you can step into your future with grace and dignity. Or you could fight it tooth and nail and fall flat on your face into a cow patty. It’s your choice, really. If I may be so bold, I do hope you choose to take a chance and embrace positive changes. It’ll totes be worth it. Here’s to you, Scorpster. Cheers!

Apr 24, 2024… My, my, my. What big goals you have, Scorpio. Well, your lofty ideals could get kickstarted into even bigger dreams as the Moon in Scorpio trine Saturn in Pisces reflects huge, goal-oriented energy waves. Your knack for eccentric schemes could lead you into unexpected territory, but be careful you don’t bite off more than you can chew. If you overdo it, you could end up disintegrating in alien goop or drowning in a pool of mustard (don’t ask). While you can go far by embracing these energies, you can go a lot farther when you use your head. Stay splendiferous, Scorpster.

Apr 23, 2024… (Knock, knock.) Intuition? Ugh, nobody’s home… Or are they?! Scorpster, the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing the Sun in Taurus and square Pluto in Aquarius. The resulting vibes could throw uncertainties your way as energies full of doubt fill the air. In particular, you could struggle with not having faith in your own intuition. I’m here to call horse pucky on that! You’ve got your wits about you, no doubts here. Sure, you do like to go about things in your own way. The thing is, your way often WORKS. Don’t sell yourself short, Scorpio. You’ve come a long way relying on your guts. Keep going!

Apr 22, 2024… Cue the epic battle soundtrack. Now get ready to rumbleeeee! Scorpio, you may not be the fighting type, but big personalities could collide as the Moon in Libra opposing Mercury, Chiron and Venus in Aries revs up egos with a side of aggression. It’ll be up to you to choose whether insults and disagreements roll off of you or roll you into a tizzy of fisticuffs. For my sake and yours (mostly for your sake), choose the path less aggressively traveled. Pretty please with a cherry on top? I believe in you, harmonious Scorpster!

Apr 21, 2024… Shut the front door! Sorry, it was just too drafty. Of course, Scorpster, the winds this Sunday could bring in more than just cold air. Indeed, the Moon in Libra trine Pluto in Aquarius will be unleashing epic energies for getting your learn on. While yesterday was peak intellect day with a chance of ego, today will present an opportunity to use your intelligence for others. Take the time (and these energies) to learn about the people around you. You can use your intellect for constructive lessons in interpersonal relationships. Just do it, Scorpio.

Apr 20, 2024… Riddle me this. What’s made with awesome sauce and a cup of smarticles? You, Scorpio! And also the vibes coming from the Moon in Virgo opposing Mars and Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus and Jupiter in Taurus. Intelligence on the rise? Sounds like a good thing, eh? Welllll, it depends. Are you going to overthink this? Are you going to reject the spicy side of the vibes and keep potential snuggles at arm’s length? Scorpster, keep cool and listen to your heart and your dreams. You’ll be so amazing on a day like today with such supercharged vibes!

Apr 19, 2024… Houston, we have a possum. You what?! Scorpio, the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces will be releasing energies that could impact communications in the worst ways. While miscommunications could easily roll off the tongue, they could also roll off of you altogether. You can choose to let go of frustrations and other negative feelings that may occur due to tongue ties and communication mishaps. You have the power to not let the anti-communication vibes ruin your day. Rise above, Scorpster.

Apr 18, 2024… More than one head is better than not having more than one head… Ugh. You get it, right, Scorpio? See, the Moon in Leo trine the Sun in Aries and then moving into Virgo may present a challenge to your growth this Thursday. Any obstacles you face could actually be a call to reach out to loved ones or confidants for assistance. You don’t have to go at this alone. It’s okay to ask for help, Scorpster. Connect with loved ones by working together towards solutions. Let’s see how quickly you can overcome with help from multiple heads! Get to it, brotendo.

Apr 17, 2024… Did someone spike your morning coffee or do you just have vertigo? Neither, Scorpio! Uh, I hope. Anyway, things might seem a bit off balance this Wednesday. However, the Moon in Leo trine Venus, Mercury, and Chiron in Aries will be all about restoring balance in your life. Soak up the energies and tackle whatever issues cause chaos in your life. Shove some harmony in its face, yo! Really, though. You can seek to set issues straight with a boost from these energies. Big or small, problems got nothing on you, Scorpster. Step up!

Apr 16, 2024… You ever work on a jigsaw puzzle only to discover you’re missing a piece? Yeah, it blows. Especially when that puzzle is actually your life, eh Scorpio? Well, fortunately, the Moon in Leo opposing Pluto in Aquarius could shed light on that missing piece. Essentially, this Tuesday will offer opportunities for you to learn important information that you didn’t know, and that knowledge could help in making things go more smoothly for ya. Do how you do, Scorpster. Seek truth! Enlighten yourself and then use the newfound wisdom to your advantage. Viva la revolution!

Apr 15, 2024… Buckle up, buttercup. You could be in for a bumpy ride. Or maybe it’ll be smooth sailing. Up to you, Scorpio! See, an optimistic boost from the incoming Moon in Cancer square Mercury, the Sun and Chiron in Aries and trine Neptune in Pisces could come in clutch as challenges pop up throughout the day, but only if you choose to channel them. Like, if you’re in a slump and don’t work to get out of a negative headspace, then all things could be kinda doomed. DOOMED, I SAY. On the other hand, optimism will likely carry you through some pretty rough stuff. Stay on top, Scorpster!