Category: Scorpio AV

Jun 9, 2024… BOO! Did I surprise ya? Well, this might do the trick, Scorpster. Surprises in relationships will be promoted by the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Leo to square Mars in Taurus and oppose Pluto in Aquarius. These incoming vibes could bring twists and turns to existing relationships or you could even discover a new spark (romantic or platonic) as these will be amazing energies for making connections. Keep your eyes peeled for the possibilities of change. OR — hear me out — you can take some initiative and seek change for yourself. Go for it like the Phoenix you are!

Jun 8, 2024… There is no escape, Scorpio. OR IS THERE?! So, the Moon in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces will promote difficulties with finding the right words. How infuriating! Don’t have a total meltdown, though. Just because you can’t hide from the vibes doesn’t mean you won’t be able to work through them and come out stronger. Your gift of gab may be tested this Saturday, but the Universe has nothing on your perseverance. Am I right or am I right?! Power through the communication issues and don’t bite off anyone’s head. You can do this, Scorpster.

Jun 7, 2024… When you were a kid, did you ever try jumping off a high place to see if you could fly (spoiler: you couldn’t)? Yeah, this Friday could be kind of like that for Scorpios. The Moon in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer will unleash awesome sauce energies for knocking things off your to-do list, but watch out for running yourself ragged. It could be easy to feel invincible and ignore the need for hitting your breaks. Rest is definitely an important part of being productive. Also, remember to hydrate. You do some of your best work when you’re well rested and well watered. Nurture yourself like the budding plant that you are!

Jun 6, 2024… Fail isn’t the only four letter F word you could be dropping today, Scorpio. The Moon in Gemini conjunct the Sun and Venus and square Saturn in Pisces will be releasing negativity that could lead to obsessing over your failures and just generally having a hard time seeing the good in yourself. Well, here’s some sunshine to clear up those clouds. You can tap into your gut reactions, which means when you listen to your intuition, you’ll know what’s really up and how to crush problems rather than get crushed by them. Feel that, Scorpster? That’s the feeling of winning!

Jun 5, 2024… Whoa! Someone’s got onion breath and making all the people cry. That could be you, Scorpio, and you wouldn’t even have to eat onions. Heavy moods will be promoted as the Moon in Gemini conjunct Jupiter and Mercury and that could result in verbal aggression. Choosing to take the high road won’t be easy, but it could save you from saying things better left unsaid. Once it’s out there, ya can’t take it back. Be stronger than the vibes, Scorpster. Let your head take the lead by working through hard emotions before acting (or speaking) on them. Give it your best shot!

Jun 4, 2024… Walking in circles could drive you crazy, Scorpio. A short trip, I’m sure. Well, the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus could get you halfway there as it unleashes energies that may leave you feeling like you’re not getting anywhere with your dreams. Take up arms, Scorpster! Battle the vibes. You aren’t actually stuck in a loop. Seek the light at the end of the tunnel. It may be a heckin long tunnel, but there’s an outlet for sure. Otherwise, it wouldn’t be a tunnel. You know? Keep going. Fight on!

Jun 3, 2024… Calm your wits, Scorpster! This Monday, there will be awesome vibes for a heart and brain collaboration coming from the Moon in Taurus square Pluto in Aquarius. What could go wrong?! (laughs nervously) Well, we know from past experience that you can get a little touchy when your emotions and thoughts get tied together, especially about your ideas. I get it. Those are your babies and you do a protect. Maybe, though, you can work past the initial defense reaction and open your heart (and head) to constructive criticism. It could help your babies mature. Aww, they grow up so fast!

Jun 2, 2024… Power… overflowing. Genius… aWaKeNiNg! Scorpster, the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron in Aries will unleash energies that could assist in the culmination of experiences coming together to guide you through tough times. Don’t blame the Universe if crap hits the fan. Do channel the vibes and lessons from past experiences in order to plunge that poop and flush it down the toilet ASAP. Swift and efficient Scorpio, you can handle whatever issues come at you. Step up and handle that crud. You know you can, boo.

Jun 1, 2024… Get high, Scorpio! I mean, like, floating on cloud nine high. Get it together, dude. The Moon in Aries sextile the Sun, Venus and Jupiter in Gemini will encourage climbing closer to your dreams this Saturday. My only warning with this batch of awesome sauce energies is to be careful that you don’t get swept away by the pure bliss of the vibes to the point that you dream the day away without actually progressing towards your dreams. I know you’re a dreamer, Scorpster. This Saturday, you can also be a doer. What are you waiting for? Get your climb on!

May 31, 2024… Don’t mess your pants but I’ve got some amazing news, Scorpio. This Friday, there could be surprises in store thanks to the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and Neptune! Not bad surprises, like the cops finding that body you buried in the backyard. No, I’m talking about cool surprises. For instance, maybe that frame job you did to set up your arch nemesis for murder will suddenly pull together. Perhaps you’ll find a dollar bill in the dryer. Anything could happen, but it’ll likely be closer to the dryer scenario than the other, I hope. OH… and don’t do murders. Very messy. Bad form. Keep your eyes open, Scorpster.

May 30, 2024… Whoa, there. Take a giant step back from the crazy ledge, Scorpio. There will be infatuating energies coming from the Moon in Pisces square the Sun, Jupiter and Venus in Gemini this Thursday. You could find yourself obsessing over things or people, unable to pull your mind away. Fight the vibes so you can live in the here and now. Or, channel them into motivation for a current project. If you do this, though, beware of turning into a perfectionist. Like, when it’s done, let it be done. Good luck, Scorpster.

May 29, 2024… BRB, just gotta scream into the void real quick. Scorpio, the Moon in Aquarius square Mercury and Uranus in Taurus will release fantastic energies for building on current projects and accomplishing stuff. You could, however, fall into the trap of feeling overwhelmed by just how much stuff you have to work on. Don’t freak out if you can’t get it all done, though. Step by step, you’ll get there. Of course, if you’ve gotta step away to scream into nothingness, go for it. That’s totally therapeutic. Then get back to it. You can do this, Scorpster! BLAARRGHHH!