Category: Scorpio AV

  • Scorpio 4-14-24

    Apr 14, 2024… Where’s the fire? Well, the whole world could be ablaze this Sunday thanks to the Moon in Cancer trine Saturn and Mars in Pisces and square Venus in Aries, all of which could mean sparking up big personalities. Meanwhile you, Scorpster, can choose to become a firefighter (not an arson) by using your innate harmonious energies to practice conflict management. Employ compassionate conversations. Also, don’t be opposed to stepping away for a breath when you need it. Emotions may be heated today, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be a cool, calming wave in someone’s day. Stay chill, Phoenix.

  • Scorpio 4-13-24

    Apr 13, 2024… A walk in the park could be in your future, Scorpio. Not literally, though. Unless you want to walk in the park. Who am I to stop you? Anywho, the Moon in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer will be reflecting energies that could assist you in easily starting stuff. Like, acting on ideas could be a walk in the park. Now, I don’t mean to encourage things like starting fights. Rather, you can use these vibes as a boost to confidently stride towards positive actions. Even when everyone else seems to be throwing negativity around like a hot potato, you can choose to toss out goodness. Against all odds, you can rise to positivity, sweet Scorptser. Rise up!

  • Scorpio 4-12-24

    Apr 12, 2024… Strike! That’s a strike in bowling, not in baseball, BTW. Indeed, Scorpios could experience an increase in luck thanks to the Moon in Gemini square Saturn and Mars in Pisces, but I’m not just talking sports ball fortune. The energies will be ideal for finding solutions to problems, whether it’s overcoming gutterballs in bowling or something more internal, like moral dilemmas and junk. Not that morals are junk. I mean, philosophically speaking morals are — ah, right, your horoscope. Well, keep these problem solving vibes close at hand for whatever issues pop up throughout the day. You’ve got this, smarty Scorpster.

  • Scorpio 4-11-24

    Apr 11, 2024… Get your nerdy on, Scorpster! Big brain energies will be coming from the Gemini Moon trine Pluto in Aquarius. That could mean that brainstorming and planning will come easier than usual this Thursday. Unfortunately, a wrong turn down Negativity Lane could lead you to Self Sabotage City. Trust me, it’s not nearly as fun as it sounds. Keep your head in check by doing your part to steer your thoughts away from negative, cruel ideas about yourself. Challenge the lies with truth. If you think you suck, remind yourself how awesome you are at breathing air and blinking and stuff. Rock on and dream big, Scorpio.

  • Scorpio 4-10-24

    Apr 10, 2024… Oh baby, why don’t you just meet me in the middle (of understanding)? Scorpio, the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and Uranus will be encouraging finding understanding this Wednesday. You’ll likely have an easier time meeting people where they’re at intellectually and emotionally. The only thing that might interfere with this potential for compromise would be your ego. If your need to be right overrides your desire to meet people in the middle, you could seriously muck up the potential of these vibes. So, uh, maybe don’t do that. Instead, tap into your natural diplomatic ability for promoting harmony. Rise and shine, smarty Scorpster.

  • Scorpio 4-9-24

    Apr 9, 2024… Nothing’s worse than a talk block, amiright? Well, Scorpios could be in for some misunderstandings and crossed wires as the Moon in Taurus square Pluto in Aquarius unleashes talk block energies. While this could lead to major meltdowns over tongue ties or even hurt feelings because of confused communications, it doesn’t have to unfold that way. Battle the energies by thinking before speaking, clarifying as needed, and asking questions before jumping to assumptions. Suck on that lollipop, Universe!

  • Scorpio 4-8-24

    Apr 8, 2024… Zoinks, Scorpster! The Moon in Aries conjunct the Sun, Chiron and Mercury will be promoting a desire for self-care Monday! If your soul feels heavy, take care of you. Of course, if you feel light as a feather, you should still take care of you. You know, this doesn’t have to cost you a dime. The only thing caring for yourself has to cost is time and a dash of determination. Think about this; you can swap out hours of social media surfing with a health-centered activity or two, like meditation or laughing yoga. Choose to do better, so you can feel better or keep on feeling good. You could’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for these meddling astro vibes!

  • Scorpio 4-7-24

    Apr 7, 2024… Don’t assume or else… Well, Scorpster, you know what that does to u and me. Right? With the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and then moving into Aries to conjunct Venus this Sunday, body language and other forms of communication could be easier to read and understand. HOWEVER, be careful you don’t go making assumptions about what this or that means. Rather than thinking you know what’s up with a person based on body language alone or a single sentence, ask the person. Get details before you decide you’re an all knowing overlord god. Got it? Don’t just deal out truth. Seek it, Scorpio.

  • Scorpio 4-6-24

    Apr 6, 2024… Are you ready to rumbleeee?! No, I’m not asking to fight you, Scorpio. Rather, the rumble would come from you making earth-quaking, ground shaking discoveries this Saturday. Indeed, with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn, you could get knee-deep in some inventive vibes and woke energies. While your eccentric brain power often leads to unexpected ideas, you can actually take those a step further this Saturday and bring them to life. You could find the cure to the common cold! Or vaporize the Atlantic. Who knows? Well, good luck. Make solid choices, smarty Scorpio!

  • Scorpio 4-5-24

    Apr 5, 2024… This’ll surely tickle your pickle, Scorpio. Okay, at the very least it’ll float your boat. Ready? Start your engine. Go! That is, go get these vibes from the Moon in Pisces conjunct Mars that’ll be supporting the start of something new. The Universe only knows what sort of weird, wonderful ideas have been brewing in your brain. Today will present an ideal opportunity to act on one of those schemes. Just be sure whatever you decide to pursue will make positive waves, not a tsunami of unpleasantness. Do whatever bakes your cake, Scorpster.

  • Scorpio 4-4-24

    Apr 4, 2024… Why do teachers tell me to follow my dreams yet don’t let me take naps in their classes? Ugh! Jokes aside, Scorpios could be taking on some pupils this Thursday as the Moon in Aquarius squares Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, and reflects terrific vibes for teaching. Just make sure when you share your wisdom, you aren’t vomiting down the throat of some unwilling, horrified person. With these energies combined with your socialite nature, you may be tempted to teach the whole world everything you know. EVERYTHING. Alas, the vibes may be far better spent helping those who seek out your guidance and staying on track with the lesson plan of the day. Stay the course, Scorpster.

  • Scorpio 4-3-24

    Apr 3, 2024… OMG, I haven’t talked to you since, like, yesterday! And dang, you looking fine, Scorpster. You can stride into this hump day with the force of the Moon in Cap square the Mercury in Aries and then moving into Aquarius to conjunct Pluto behind you. More specifically, there will be spicy vibes supporting your already incredible nature. More than just rocking what your mama gave ya, these vibes will be incredible for boosting confidence. Hype yourself up to take on anything that dares to get in your way. Nothing’s gonna stand against you. Not for long, anyway. Go get it, Scorpio!