Category: Scorpio AV

Mar 21, 2024… Scorpster, where are your priorities?! Just wondering if you keep them in the same place as I do! Okay, but really. Finding balance between work and relationships can be tough but the Moon in Leo opposing Mars in Aquarius will reflect excellent vibes for higher thinking. You could use these energies to reconcile your work life and love life, Scorpio. Today, be honest with yourself about your wants and needs so you can come to an ideal conclusion. Give it a go.

Mar 20, 2024… Hey, weirdo! You’re freaking awesome. Scorpio, today will be about challenging yourself to be confident in who you are. As the Moon in Leo will square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus and trine Mercury and Chiron in Aries, there will be a reflection of elite vibes for fortifying your sense of self. You’re not afraid to beat your own drum, but carrying that freak flag can get pretty heavy, huh? Take time to remind yourself of how fabulously exceptional you are. Honor thy weirdness. Taking even a single moment out of your day to talk yourself up can be incredibly empowering. Rise up!

Mar 19, 2024… Aye yo Ma, can I get yo number? (I’m trying something new. Work with me, please.) Scorpster, you’ll have the ideal opportunity to mix some serious and practical vibes with your special brand of flare as the Moon in Cancer trine the Sun and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo to oppose Pluto in Aquarius promotes unique genius tangoing with practical solutions! You could help others or work on yourself with these epic problem solving vibes. Don’t let haters talk you down from doing something great, even if it is a little outside the box. That’s your signature style anyway. Own it, Scorpio.

Mar 18, 2024… Hard work? Gross. Scorpio, your natural interest in more than one area of work could be explored this Monday as business and professional growth get promoted by the Moon in Cancer square Mercury and Chiron in Aries and trine Saturn in Pisces. If you’ve been itching for expanding your role or wanting to try your hand in another hobby, today’s energies will be ideal for just that. Of course, hard work may not be your favorite phrase, but in order to advance (in your job or life in general), you’ll have to sweat a little. The vibes will be all about that life, so the only thing stopping you would be You. Get out of your own way and get to it!

Mar 17, 2024… Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it. You may not be taking it to Funky Town, but Scorpios will likely be excited to talk and chat all day long. Being able to work out ideas and express them to others will be magnified by the Cancer Moon trine Venus in Pisces. Not only can you think of ideas a mile a minute, you’ll also be able to easily share them with others. Of course, your eccentric brain could fabricate some truly wild ideas. It’ll be important for you to stay open to constructive criticism and to bounce back from resistance. Untangle ego from your ideas, Scorpster. That way you can keep chasing the magic dragon of fantastic ideas. Won’t you take me to Funky Town?

Mar 16, 2024… Waking up on the wrong side of the bed (or bathtub, if you had a really fun Friday night) could be inevitable this Saturday, Scorpster. Early in the day, there will likely be tense feelings surrounding relationships as the Moon in Gemini square the Sun and Neptune in Pisces and trine Mars in Aquarius slowly reflects changing perspectives. Luckily, you can navigate these funky energies for the best advantage. While they’ll be in the air, you don’t have to absorb them or act on them right away. After all, change can be challenging and frustrating at first. Put on a mask of protection by balancing fear with positivity and optimism. When in doubt, choose silence. You know the drill… Stop, drop, and roll!

Mar 15, 2024… OMG. Don’t look now, but your empathy is showing. Scorpios will likely be feeling extra empathetic this Friday as the Moon in Gemini squares Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius. With this energy, your penchant for befriending all the lovelies, their families, and even family pets, plus the socially isolated could be extra extra. Like, chasing feral cats down an alley Extra. Keep in mind that some folks (and cats) actually prefer to be left alone. Avoid becoming smothering and overbearing in your pursuits, Scorpster. Other than that, you can have a blast with these mom vibes — even if you’re not one. Moms just wanna have fun-nnn. Oh, moms just wanna have funnnn!

Mar 14, 2024… Throwing acid is wrong, in some people’s eyes. Ba-dum-pssshhh! You see what I did there? And there? Jokes aside, laughter can be a great way to heal and lift spirits. Scorpio, with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius this Thursday, you could find the “carebear vibes” taking over your sanity. If you’re feeling extra empathetic, you can totally try using laughter as a tool to lift your own mood and help others find bits of joy despite life’s circumstances. Of course, consult the three rules of comedy (which I just made up right now): read the room, don’t poke bears, and resist any urge to laugh at someone else’s expense. Otherwise, ROLF as much as you want, Scorpster.

Mar 13, 2024… You said you wanted a fig newton but they thought you said you wanted to fly gluten. What’s going Scorpster? UGH, the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius will be sprinkling misunderstandings across the land. There is no escape!!! You may not be able to totally avoid these energies, but you can definitely overcome them. Laughing about the flub ups and just staying positive despite the crud communication can help keep your spirits high this Wednesday. Ascend, Scorpio!

Mar 12, 2024… Chatting with walls this Tuesday? Maybe that’s because nobody can get a word in edgewise, Scorpio (ouch). The Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron will reflect energies that can make it all too easy for one sided-communication. Whether you’re talking to a wall or your word vomit makes an impenetrable wall, there will be a way out of the conversational funk. Take a mental step back and search for the root of the problem. Maybe the person you’re talking to is preoccupied with an issue and can’t concentrate on chit chat. Perhaps your excitement makes it impossible to get a word in. Once you discover the root issue, you can pull out the weeds. Tend to your garden of communication, Scorpster.

Mar 11, 2024… Watch your sass! Scorpios will likely be challenged to bite their tongues as the Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury tempts you with wicked words dancing on your lips. Overcome the cruelty in these energies by channeling some softness and love. Be sensitive to how others feel in the moment to determine when a critical opinion might actually be welcome versus when you’re hurting someone’s heart. Even in the face of rude people, you can kill them with kindness. Just be a decent person, yo. Don’t give up!

Mar 10, 2024… To be practical or fabulous? That is the question. Scorpios could struggle bus really hard with reeling it in as the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune tempts their eccentric side to throw practicality and “norms” out the window of a skybound airplane. Find your balance, Scorpster. As tough as it may be, try not to be argumentative or difficult just because it makes you stand out and feel unique. Really think things through and put your best foot forward when it comes to determining solutions alongside others. Teamwork makes the dream work, yo. Be a team player!