Category: Scorpio AV

Enthusiastic dreamer or wicked-tongued d-bag? Things could go either way for Scorpios this Tuesday thanks to today’s powerful vibes. If you can keep positivity and harmony at the forefront of your mind, you could accomplish some great stuff. But if you instead let rotten emotions rule your actions, you could turn into a mythic dumpster fire, biting off heads left and right. Perspective and balance will be key in how you use the vibes, Scorpster. Now get out there and spread some epic Tuesday sunshine.

A new path could have you casting some serious side eye. Especially when that path wasn’t in your careful plans. I feel you, Scorpster. But today could have you opening up to new possibilities. You just might find a detour will be just what you needed if you choose to focus on the adventure and novelty rather than the inconvenience. You’ll get to where you’re going no matter what, but it’ll be more pleasant if you loosen up, open up, and enjoy the ride, Scorpio.

Dust off the heart-eyes emoji because you might find yourself tempted to deploy it today. Today, the vibes will be all about healing and romance, Scorpio. A relationship in a rough patch could be more easily patched up today. Vibes will be strong for acceptance, forgiveness, and seeing the past from a whole new perspective. Throwing out the old way of seeing things will clear the path for a new surge of love and romantic possibilities. Applying your can-do attitude and determination to making (or improving) a love connection could have you walking around with hearts in your own dang eyes, Scorpster. Lovely!

Loosen that stress line right between your eyebrows today, Scorpio, because the energy will shake up even the most serious soul. Today, the balance will shift over to feeling pretty darn good about things. While you sometimes feel like the only adult on the planet, even you will want to join in for some laughs today. Even working on projects can become more fun when approached with humor and enthusiasm. You’ll still be kicking tail and taking names with your goals, but that doesn’t mean you can’t relax and enjoy the day. Have at it, Scorpster!

Don’t rub up against strangers on the bus. It’s fecking creepy, Scorpio, and they are probably contagious. Okay, so you probably don’t do that on a normal basis, but the fiery vibes in the air could trigger your yearning for physical contact and even some hedonistic pleasure. Play your cards right, and you could find someone looking for the same thing as you, Scorpster — maybe that’s a hug or some cuddling, or perhaps it’s something a little more risqué. Whatever your physical yearnings today, the vibes can help you achieve it. Alone? Do something just for yourself — you love YOU and there’s nothing more awesome than that.

Whether you choose to go with death stare or a big, cheeky grin today will be totally up to you, Scorpio. Either way, the vibes will be powerful but will also come with an added shot of insight and patience. Your normal ability to overcome obstacles will get a mighty lift, which will be good news for your mad analysis skills. Use it well to make great leaps forward and to solve some problems that have been getting in your way. Fly high, accomplished Scorpster.

When you realize that the obstacle in your way is actually a help-needing human, you may wait a beat or two before deciding not to step over them and continue on your way, Scorpio. With today’s vibe, it’ll be easier than you think to lend a hand to others to help bring them with you on your path to success. Your determination could be redirected toward helping. Don’t let ambition overshadow your love of helping others. Channeling your inner leader can help you and those you assist get far today. So, lend a hand, my lovely friend, and watch your step.

Well, shoot. Somebody just might end up airing out their nasty, dirty laundry all up in your face, Scorpio. Before you shank that ho, think things through. The new knowledge coming your way on today’s vibes could actually be useful to you somehow. Take advantage of knowing the truth, Scorpster. After all, that’s kinda basically your greatest superpower. A good, thought-out strategy can keep you from landing in jail with assault charges. You can plan for war or draft a peace treaty — and I know which one will lift you up and get your ever-closer to your harmonious goals. (Hint: it’s the second one.)

The steadfast heart of a Scorpio could be feeling unsteady when faced with the unknown. Are you destroying daisies? Do they love you? Do they not? Who the heck knows? Spreadsheets and carefully constructed plans won’t provide you with an easy lifehack for relationship goals and today you could be feeling an unusual desire to lean on someone — romantic or otherwise. You may hate feeling un-steady, but asking for what you need could help the world feel right again. Sing your heart out!

Giving everyone the finger won’t do much to help you deal with the whirly swirly vortex of emotional energy today. Scorpio, holster your middle finger (and abandon your faithful friend The Silent Treatment) and harness this energy to finally talk about all the crud that’s been simmering under the surface. It’ll likely be easier than you think if you come at it with kindness and understanding. Meet people where they are, not where you think you want them to be. You’ll likely feel better to get it all out, and people who care about you will be glad you told them rather than exploding or giving them the finger. Winning!

Head spinning like an exorcism might be imminent? Projectile vomiting indecision all over the place? That’s what the vibes call for today. Scorpster, this energy will be no joke. Your brilliant mind may be seizing up at the very idea of indecisiveness, and past situations might have you second-guessing your every move. Use your resourceful nature to flip the script on this day and find a new perspective. Use past experiences to your advantage by carefully considering consequences (haul out your handy dandy notebook filled with pros and cons) to figure out what moves will be right for you. Trust that, and you’ll be sure to rock the heck outta this day without needing to call a priest for a holy water shower.

Well, Scorpster, let’s cut to the chase. Pull on your what-have-you panties because it’s time to do the dang thing. I mean, isn’t it worth it when you can binge watch your fave serial killer documentary once you’re done? It’ll be like the carrot and the stick with this vibe. You have junk to do! You have things you WANT to do. Scorpios don’t fear work. They seek truth and accomplish… but with a vibe like this, having to deal with the details and little nonsense could be hard. Still, you’ve got this. Do the adult stuff, stay focused on what you need to do, and rock this day out loud.