Category: Scorpio AV

When you said you liked a little mystery, you probs meant the latest Ruth Ware novel — not this bullcrap feeling of questioning if you’re on the right path. Feeling lost and out of sorts isn’t the Scorpio way, but this titanic energy today may have you grasping for help like Jack wondering why Rose won’t scoot the hell over so he can get out of the freezing water. Instead of fighting the feeling, lean into it; Scorpsters are steady enough to lean in without falling over. Use the energy to explore your interests and relationships. You may find that this feeling of being lost — much as it could totally suck the big one — might just help you discover a new and fascinating direction.

“I’ve got this” would make a great face tattoo for you, Scorpster, if face tatts were ever a good idea. (They’re not. Even in prison.) You definitely tend to lead with a master plan and plenty of self-confidence. But, the fact that you CAN do everything yourself doesn’t mean you always should. The vibes today will feel like an overly emotional boss, and you may just have to suck it up, buttercup, and accept help when it’s offered. It’ll strengthen your relationships and remind you that sometimes it’s nice not to have to do all the things on your own, Scorpio. 🙂

Dear President Scorpio… Okay, so maybe you won’t be next in line to rule, but the vibes today will certainly promote being a boss or a leader. Normally, Scorpios don’t like to be tied down (No, not like that. Geez! You do you, buddy.). I get that. But taking on some leadership could actually be good — for you and for those who need a leader. You can be personable, determined, and future-oriented with this energy. That’s a solid recipe for a solid leader. What do you say, Scorpster? Ready for it?

Resting beast face goes with anything, does it not, Scorpio? It certainly goes well with today’s energy. The vibe may be serious and filled with lessons. I mean, not the kind of lessons with chalkboards or powerpoints and crap but life lessons for sure. Think of it like a video game. Learn the lessons to level up to the next challenge. So put away the cranky mug and get that game face on instead.

An idiot cannot be beaten in an argument, Scorpio — even though you’re probably right. As the old saying goes, idiots have a way of dragging you down to their level and beating you with experience. Today’s vibes could propel you into an argument. Don’t let the feelings of assertion tickle your need to be right and get you into arguments with dimwits. You could be stuck there all day! Or worse, come out of it dumber (I’m SURE stupidity is a communicable disease). Use the vibes for better things, Scorpster. Maybe try sharing your thoughts with those who are on your level! Your time and ideals are valuable.

Scorpster, ideas will flow free and strong today. Like, hella strong. Add that to the fact that your ideas tend to be closely tied to your sense of self, and Houston, we may have a problem. You could end up being very touchy and sensitive today, especially if someone argues with you over your ideas. You could struggle with biting your tongue and end up wanting to pour acid all over somebody’s behind if they get on your bad side today. Knowing this, it’s up to you to take it easy on the truth-spewing today. Try to find little things that give you peace of mind and joy throughout your day in order to stay grounded. The fate of the world rests in your hands, Scorpio. Okay, okay… maybe it doesn’t… but the outcome of your day will be in your power to decide!

Alright, alright alriiight! Today will reflect vibes that can increase your ability to communicate feelings, Scorpster. Will you use these vibes to better communicate and spread your gospel (um–not gossip, Scorpio. Chill)? Like that’s even a question. Of course you will! Just be mindful that this will be “emotional” communication. Be wary of letting anger or jealousy spew out of your mouth, though. Use your powers for good with good intentions. Okay? Sounds like a solid plan.

Don’t ever feel like you’re less than the most amazingly perfect version of you, Scorpio. The energy today could encourage feeling like showing off the parts you usually cover up. The vibes will be strong, my friend, not for perfection but for celebrating your imperfectly perfect self. Instead of hauling your rear to the next goal or the one after that, try celebrating your current achievements. Enjoy the progress you’ve made without pushing on to the next — if only for today.

In a world full of Kardashians, be a Keanu Reeves — generally indestructible, filled with sass, and capable of getting it done and outshining us all. Channel some of that Keanu energy that will be in the air today. Skip the cheesecake and instead approach projects with the confidence of a mother-loving boss. Apply the strong confident vibes in the direction of a hobby, romantic interest (or current partner), a work project, or in teaching something new to your baby or fur-baby. If you channel that badass I-can-do-anything-just-watch-me energy, you’ll be sure to punch this day in the face with the power of your kick butt mojo, Scorpster.

Calling all adult middle children, extroverts, and hot people — all eyes may be on you today with strong vibes coming in. For everyone else, maybe don’t drink the water and try to keep to yourself. (Is people-repellant a thing? Asking for a friend.) The energy may be good for flirtation, but it could be equally strong for intuition, Scorpster, so trusting your gut with big decisions could be a useful way to power through this day to reach the next step on your path to world domination.

Like playing Jenga during a freakin’ earthquake, this day may have Scorpios shook. Don’t be so literal. You (probably) won’t fall on your considerable tail, but the energy could have this day feeling a little topsy turvy, which is definitely not your favorite! Focus on taking things one step at a time to get through the day with minimal upsets. Steady-as-you-go Scorpsters can navigate a shaky situation well if they keep focused and balanced. Go do the damn thing, my steady friend!

Make sure to put on your cutest pair of underwear today, Scorpio, because love will be abundant in the air with today’s vibes. In fact, a little romance could actually be possible today. Do with these vibes what you will, Scorpster. If you aren’t into romance right now, that’s cool. Platonic love could work its way into your life instead. But if you’re searching for a little love action, you just might get it! These vibes will be yours for the taking.