Category: Scorpio AV

  • Scorpio 4-1-26

    Feeling frustrated and filled with fury? Pfft — nobody got time for that! The day will bring a moody vibe. You may want to dig your heels in and stubbornly hold onto ideas that have outlived their purpose, but we’re moving into a day meant for turning our lives upside down and shaking out the useless junk we’ve accumulated. Gaining a new perspective will help you feel like your problems have solutions, and Scorpios have the tenacity to power through and solve them. Plus, you just love to see everything tidy and in its place. You may be tempted to brood, but you’ll feel better to get off your couch and keep it moving in the direction of your goals. Give the Universe the finger if it makes you feel better and start making stuff happen the way you do.

  • Scorpio 3-31-26

    Let them eat cake! Yes, because cake solves the problems of poverty, Antoinette. Honestly (rolls eyes)… Like Marie Antoinette, you could find yourself saying some dumb stuff as you give in to the desire to want to blindly defend your viewpoints today, Scorpster. Check your dogma at the door, dude. Even though you’re known for wisdom, there’s always room to improve, especially when it comes to expanding the mind. Full-frontal honesty here: you may get seriously tied down by your beliefs and are really super fixed in your opinions. Like, annoyingly so. Maybe a tad bit judgey. That may be the nature of Scorpio, but that doesn’t mean you can’t change things up. Make an effort today to learn something new or challenge your beliefs by speaking with people or watching videos by people who hold beliefs counter to your own. You never know what you could discover. Search on, Scorpster!

  • Scorpio 3-30-26

    Well, Scorpio, today might feel like a cluster-fluff, but the day will be what you make of it, Scorpster. Your feelings and thoughts will likely jive better today than usual, but you’ll want to be careful about not making rash decisions and going overboard like throwing glitter on everything just to see it sparkle (um, literally or metaphorically). Keep your brain close to your heart, but don’t let negative emotions rule your actions. Make way for some good times and great vibes, Phoenix!

  • Scorpio 3-29-26

    Notch your bow and aim for the sweet spot — you know exactly what sweet spot I’m talking about. Scorpios are constantly searching for interesting things that stimulate them, and that can easily seep into their love life. The vibes will be a little (or a lot) spicy. So, Scorpster, if you’ve been interested in exploring new territory with yourself and your partner, if you have one, today’s vibes will be on your side. Even if your desires aren’t red hot, following the wild, weird and wonderful things that have been on your mind can still be on the menu for you today.

  • Scorpio 3-28-26

    Prepare for another bizarrely emotional vibe, Scorpio, and know that your practicality may just help you enjoy the day while other signs are trying to find a foothold. Ever steady and ready, Scorpios thrive on order. Knowing a shift into feeling all the things is dead ahead, you may be best served to come up with a plan of action. Planning to serve up plenty of self-care with a side of boundaries could benefit you today. Keep your secrets and deal with your feelings in the methodical way you prefer, with liberal doses of me-time thrown in. If anyone’s got this, it’s you, Scorpster.

  • Scorpio 3-27-26

    It’s gonna get real today, Scorpio. Your passionate nature was made for investigating and then overcoming obstacles, but feelings of loss surging to the surface can’t just be tidied away. You’re going to want to think your way through your feelings, but all you may seem to do is feel them. To get the most out of the experience (and I know you love being productive!), try to let your feelings flow without judging them. When you’ve gotten them out, let your practical nature kick in with some major self-care. Crying it out may seem weak to you, but the best way to kick this day’s stubborn backend will be to deal with these feelings before they deal with you.

  • Scorpio 3-26-26

    Cleaning your way out of the cluster-duck of too many feels won’t work, and drinking your way out of it isn’t the most productive use of your time (and we all know how Scorpios thrive with balance). Dumping frustrated energy on your work minions or losing it with your kids is unlikely to serve you well, either, but never fear! Your passionate nature could be put to better use plotting and planning a few random acts of kindness. You’re smart enough to know that the good vibes you generate with your efforts will rub off on you. Enjoy your steady and strategic kindness, and you’ll make it through this day with energy to spare.

  • Scorpio 3-25-26

    “Life’s full of tough choices,” according to Ursula from Disney’s The Little Mermaid. Yeah, how the heck do you choose between your family under the sea and turning human to make out with a hot prince/princess? Much wow. Much conflict. Well, Scorpio, you could face some actually tough situations where you’ll feel conflicted and don’t quite know how to react. If this happens, just do what you do best: the responsible thing. Give yourself some time to strategize and choose the best of all the options, smarty pants. You know you can do it.

  • Scorpio 3-24-26

    People are simply kindle for a dumpster fire today, Scorpsters. Get some space if you can. Choosing to work alone instead of with a group could help avoid the strong emotions and misleading thoughts that might arise with an energy like this. If working or living with a group is unavoidable, giving your minions and subjects the benefit of the doubt may help prevent you from dropping the F-bomb on your boss in a heated moment. Those are always bad ideas, so climbing up and over anything (or anyone) emotionally will make you feel a zillion times more… like your cool self.

  • Scorpio 3-23-26

    Forecast for today includes strong, positive vibes big enough to bring you to the big O. That’s O for Opportunity, of course. Wait — what were you thinking that meant?? The rushing, gushing energy will have you feeling euphoric today. Scorpios could grab onto opportunities and ride them hard to make the most of the today. Leave the rest of the Zodiac saying, I’ll have some of what that Scorpster’s having.

  • Scorpio 3-22-26

    Does forcing your will on others count if it’s for their own good? Surely, that’s an act of altruism. Um, no, Scorpster, it really isn’t, but nice try! Your super helping super powers can organize the bejeezus out of a closet or trim the fat from a budget until it begs for one more bite, but it’ll come across as annoying and inconsiderate if applied to actual humans. This strong energy can work in your favor when you apply it to dealing with your own stuff. Clearing out your own messy energy will help you be a better friend, family member, lover, worker, and all-around happy human.

  • Scorpio 3-21-26

    That attention to detail you pride yourself on, Scorpio, could be useful in the bedroom today. Or up against a wall, on a desk, on the kitchen table. No judgment here. You do you (or whoever else you do). You can use today’s steamy vibes to work on your relationships. I don’t just mean in the bedroom either. Spicy energy can be applied for a confidence boost. You could use it to apply for a job, ask for a raise at one you already have, tackle a home project with fierce attention, or even ask someone out. Riding that wave of energy to meet a goal could be a turn-on all on its own.