Category: Scorpio AV

While Scorpios might be ragged on for acting like judgmental know-it-alls, they really adore learning. And they know in their bones that there is something to learn from every kind of person. It’s just that Scorpsters often prefer their own opinions over anyone else’s. Today, it could be easier than usual to practice holding your tongue and truly listening. Rejoice in the ideas hanging in the air and their lessons!

Look to the skies and prepare for battle! There may be a horde of dragons coming for your booty, Scorpster. And by dragons, I mean responsibilities. And by booty, I mean free time. So, there’s that. What will you do, Scorpio? WHAT WILL YOU DO?! You could cower in the corner like a scared little baby, or you could decide to armor up and slay the dragons. Or, option 3: train the dragons. Whatever. The choice will be yours. With a little help from the invigorating vibes today, you can definitely use that brain of yours to come up with excellent strategies for defeating your dragons and/or making them your allies. If anyone can do it, it’s YOU!

There’s salt-on-your-fries salty, and then there’s you, Scorpster: ocean-level, drown-somebody’s-tail salty. While friends may be down for your sass today, it may not fly with clients, bosses, or your Granny. Dial that mess back and focus instead on getting your point across with some spice instead. Save the smarty pants commentary for your bestie, and you’ll likely get further down your to-do list than if you spend half the day putting out fires you started with your big mouth. Go be brilliant, Scorpio, and save the salt for your fries!

Digging in your heels could have you toppling over on your tail or falling flat on your pretty face. There’s nothing cute about starting verbal fisticuffs over a difference in opinion. Telling someone to die mad about it might make you feel good for a hot minute, but when tempers cool, the relationship could be damaged. We’ve got intense vibes today, but that doesn’t mean you should pick fights in anticipation of winning them. For an easier day, speak clearly, but avoid the knee-jerk desire to assert your will over other people. Let them do them, you do you, and you’ll own the start of this month like the boss you are, Scorpster!

Love will be in the air, so go ahead and take big greedy gulps, Scorpio! Today’s energy could have you feeling powered up, so go ahead and embrace that bravery and spill your heart out today! Whether you’ve been craving romance or just really want to show gratitude to someone you care about who has been especially kind to you (a friend, family, your pet iguana, etc.), the vibes today will be perfect for doing something plucky to show how you feel! Wear your heart on your sleeve — not literally, though, because then you’d probably be dead and that would suck because then you couldn’t read these awesome horoscopes anymore… So, embrace the loving nurturing vibes and use them to go confidently in the direction of your dreams and stuff.

Hey, Scorpio, the Universe called and It said “Cash me ousside! How bow dat?” Whatever that means??? Apparently, you could be in for some learning experiences today. Get ready to have you street smarts tested, Scorpsters, because this won’t be an easy pop quiz on first grade vocabulary. We’re talking some real world lessons, here, buddy. Your perspective will make or break you when it comes to the hard hitting lessons that the Universe may toss your way. Take on the challenge and turn it into a learning adventure rather than a nightmare where you go to school in only your underwear. Make like a sponge and soak up what knowledge you can before this year finally gets the heck outta here. You never know when life’s little lessons may come in handy in the future. Get learned!

How’s it going, Scorpio? How are you feeling, really? The vibes today will be all about checking in with your body and making sure it’s getting all the vital nutrients, exercise, and massages that it could possibly need. After all, as far as current technology goes, this is the only body you’re getting in this lifetime. So take care of it. Eat healthy, be kind to yourself, and exercise if you can. Maybe try some new self-care routines. Or, like, any self-care. At all. Ever. Do what you gotta do to help your body be the best that it can be. That way, you can be the best version of you! Your future starts today. What are you waiting for?

You know that feeling of betrayal you experienced when you found out that Santa isn’t real? Well, Scorpio, you could be in for some of that feeling. The vibes today could reveal lies that people have been telling you or they could shine some light on a chronic liar in your life. Pretty sucky, right? As the Scorpster of the Zodiac, truth and honesty tend to be very important to you. Your lesson for this day will be in learning how to forgive. Let go of anger and the feeling of betrayal that lies bring you. You’re better off, mentally and even physically, when you forgive. Remember that forgiveness isn’t really for other people, nor do you have to continue to stick around and “take it” just because you don’t hold onto anger. It’s for you.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride to Hell in a handbasket? Well, you just may find out this Sunday, Scorpio, and it probably won’t be nearly as fun as you’ve imagined. The vibe today could be bringing some problems to the battlefront. Now, if you have stayed on top of your game through this screwed up year, you could just discover that this war will be easier to win than you’d imagined. But if you’ve been sticking your fingers in your years and yodeling, “LALALALA” the whole time, you’ve brought an army of mutant sharks on yourself, pal. I hope you have a handbasket at the ready! But, Scorpster, remember that once you put your mind to working towards a solution, not even a whole army can stop you! Are you fierce?! Hell yeah! Are you ready to get through this Sunday? Let’s fecking DO this, buddy!

Bill-paying, work-going, kid (human, fur or otherwise) raising — sure, all of that could come with the adulting package we all signed up for without reading the fine print. And you do the adulting like a mofo, Scorpio, with your diplomacy and dependability. Your goal-oriented nature keeps you self-directed and in the driver’s seat of your destiny. The energy will be strong for growing and learning. For Scorpios, reaching intentions will be second nature, but enjoying the journey along the way is the goal today.

Stepping on a freaking Lego with bare feet pales in comparison to the pain caused by seeing someone mess up your space. Remember that Lego pain when you feel tempted to mess up someone else’s good vibes. The vibe today will give you a surge of energy, one you’d love to use to get stuff done, but if you forget the bigger picture of how other people could be impacted, you might inadvertently harsh someone else’s happy buzz in the process. Focus on the uplifting, Scorpio. Keep that spirit of generosity in your heart and show everyone else how it’s done!

Do Scorpios like surprises? Maybe! Depends what the surprise is! Well, today could be filled with awkward little surprise moments, like a surprise birthday party for you even though it isn’t your birthday. Or getting condolence cards in the mail for your Uncle Barnabos’s passing. Like, who even has an uncle named Barnabos??? NOT YOU (PSA: Sorry if you do. Sorrier if he’s dead.). At any rate, there will likely be surprises in store, Scorpster. Thanks a ton, Universe! They will be good or crap based on how you handle them. Will you rage quit this day or blaze brightly with optimism? It’s all on you, buddy.