Category: Virgo AV

Like wandering into a candy store that smells like feet, this Monday could really stink for Virgo. Or — hear me out — it could be not stinky. Maybe you LIKE foot-scented candies. Or perhaps it turns out you can buy candy by the foot! V, use your royal airs and the Captain Strangepork vibes in the air to make the most of your day. Maybe try switching up the old daily routine. You might explore some backroads or watch a new documentary on haunted dolls… Whatever happens today, do something a little different for an extra dose of fun.

Somebody’s bringing sexy back (wink, wink). It’s you, Virgo. You’ll be putting the spice in spicy this Sunday. Well, more specifically it’ll be the vibes revealing just how amazing you are. Be yourself and rock what you’ve got. Even if you’re not in the mood for getting your romance on, you can still rock the confidence boost and strut your fine rear right on towards your goals. Those obstacles over there? They’re too busy swooning at your hot vibe to try and stop ya. Get it, V!

No matter how you swing it, that claw hammer from Lowe’s just is NOT gonna shoot lightning like Thor’s hammer. Today’s life lesson for Virgo will be all about practically. Sometimes Vs get carried away with their inner worlds and maybe try a little too hard to make something out of nothing (the not-Thor’s-hammer, for example). Practical doesn’t have to mean boring! Giving or getting — useful surprises might be in store for you… so get on out there and embrace your love for useful things.

The song of freedom ringing in your brain could have you pushing people out the dang way as you race towards your potential. It’ll be all too easy to get tunnel vision with the vibes today. Remember there are people around you! Don’t trample the crowd, Virgo. If you need some space, let the people close to you know rather than hiding away. Then when you’re ready to share your accomplishments, you’ll have people standing beside you instead of you standing on a pile of people. Today’s choices can impact tomorrow… but the HOW is up to you — you magical thing, you.

Angered Virgo: Pinches person just as a warning. Okay, please don’t be that V. Sure, today’s vibes will likely reveal some people’s abrasive sides and that could have some Virgos sharpening their swords for war, but you don’t have to give into that vibe. Challenge the Universe by tapping into your higher self and floating above petty arguments and dumb disagreements today by letting your intuition and feeling for what’s right come out to play. I say you’re better than your lowest vibes. Prove me right; be the amazing person you are inside.

Toke, toke, toking on the hookah of today’s productive vibes, Virgos will likely be flying HiGH and sTrOnG this Wednesday as the energy will support closing up old projects so you can focus on new ventures. Your emotional nature and intuitive power shall pair quite well with the energies, like Cabernet Sauvignon and a juicy, rare steak. Yum! Time for some midnight munchie snacks…

Fight the urge to strike a match and set the crap ablaze! There will be powerful vibes in the air this Tuesday, which could prove volatile for Virgos. You will likely find it’ll be all too easy to have a powerful reaction to hurt feelings. Keep it civil. Focus on the light beyond the pain — uh, not the light coming from something you set on fire, though. I’m talking about sunshine and ish. Focus on the constructive and positive this Tuesday for the win!

Sizzle and ZAP! What’s that?! This Monday, the energies will be full-on electric. I’m not saying you’re going to get electrocuted, Virgo, but you could electrify the people around you — in a good way. You will likely feel alive and full of energy if you tap into the full power of these vibes, and your liveliness could just spread to others throughout the day. Be a beacon of light and life this Monday, V. (Lawd knows we could all use it.)

Hello darkness, my old frenemy. Virgo, you could be faced with some old scars reopening today. As painful as that sounds, this could actually be a good thing. With some time and deep thinking, you can discover new ways to look at old issues. Wading through the darkness might hurt a bit, but it will ultimately benefit you when you come out the other side with new knowledge! What else are frenemies for if not to cause pain and spur growth? You can have an amazing Sunday doing what you do best… going deep into those emotions and discovering the answers within. You amazing thing, you!

Screw deja vu. Today could start out feeling a lot like yesterday. Don’t freak out! This isn’t Groundhog Day. The energy will shift to a more carefree vibe as the day goes on. Channel your higher vibes so that a certain carefree Virgo heart doesn’t turn into an irresponsible turd monkey. It’ll be great not to be stressing out this Saturday, but if you get too careless you could make more work (and stress) for your future self. Keep it relaxed, not reckless.

With the spicy vibes in the air today, Virgos could get a little extra touchy-feely — maybe too much so. It’s okay to give into some desires, but make sure you aren’t invading somebody’s Area 51. If you do so, they reserve the right to taze you. Okay, well, maybe not — but you get the picture. Still, so long as you respect boundaries, you could benefit from the vibes. Enjoy some simple pleasures this Friday!

#BlessThisMess (mess = life). Virgo, you could benefit from today’s energy as it reflects a powerup in insightfulness. The new, lofty ideas and inspiration from the vibes this Thursday will likely help you find solutions to some issues you’ve been struggling with. Higher thinking can be on your side as you work through your problems today. Finally, a blessing to get through this mess called life. You’ve got this, Virgo.