Category: Virgo AV

If you yell “STOP CRYING!” but the person just cries even harder, that could mean you need to step back and reevaluate your strategy. Virgo, the vibes today will be great for offering help, but the intense energy might lead you down a not-so-helpful path if you don’t channel that inner gentle being that you naturally have inside. A little creativity and some strategizing could go a long way in helping you figure out how to be the most helpful and effective. Consider staying under the radar and doing your thing in secret or as a surprise — after all, no one beats a V when it comes to loving!

Knowledge is power but sometimes having power sucks. Virgo, today’s vibes today could shed light on stuff you didn’t want to know about. Like, not worse than walking in on your grandma with a hooker (shivers). But, even if you learn something that you really don’t like, try not to overreact right off the bat. Take a beat and think it through. A shift in perspective could help you see how to use what you’ve learned to your advantage. Breathe, assess, and plan like the cool dude/dudette you are.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What’s with all the goop everywhere?? What in the heck have you been up to, Virgo?! Well, with the vibes today, you could be surrounded by mushy feelings galore. That’s the scoop on the goop. Watch out, because your social nature could lead the other signs feeling like they can cling to you. The vibe will coincide with those more emotional types feeling like they wanna lose themselves in someone. Keep it cool, V. Find your center. These vibes can’t steer you into clingy-town unless you let them. You’re driving this car. Choose the destination.

Pleasing everyone? Impossible. Ticking everyone off? Piece of cake, Virgo! This Sunday, the vibe will be great for getting all your built up feelings out there and junk. Sure, your honesty might tick off some people. Whatever. You’ve gotta say what you gotta say to express yourself. If someone hurt you, they need to know. Of course, there are more diplomatic ways to express feelings than screaming up a storm of F bombs at someone or smashing their faces in with a chair. Those could seem like good options, but prison orange isn’t your color… No, that’s not the kind of emotion expressing that allows you to grow as a person, V. That only leads to warrants for your arrest. Face your emotions, talk things out, practice kindness, and move on to even better stuff.

You never know how important something is until it’s gone. Toilet paper, for example. For Virgos, the past could make an appearance this Saturday and bring on bouts of nostalgia. Well, it might help you to remember that the past is the past and it can’t be changed. The only thing you can change now is how you learn from it. Unless, of course, you have a time machine. If so, I call shotgun. But for real, why in the heck would you want to change the past? You are who you are because of all the crap you’ve overcome. Ever heard of “don’t fix it if it isn’t broken”??? So, if your past dares to rear its ugly head and make you feel anything less than grateful for who you are today, slap it back to the age of the dinosaurs like the badass V you are.

When the going gets tough, Virgos whip out their longswords and impale sh*t. In the eye. Well, metaphorically, anyway (we hope), but today the Virgo emotions could seriously heat up and boil over. Your best bet for surviving today without completely losing your cool will be to get grounded. Your vibe can guide you through a spiritual connection that helps you keep your cool. You just have to decide to choose it. And who is cooler than you? Um, only nobody! Don’t let the Universe break down your composure. You’re stronger than that. Show the Universe that it’s a wimpy little asshat and that there is nothing on this Earth more amazing than a V this Friday!

Caught between a sharknado and an alien invasion, Virgos may very well find themselves entangled between extremes today. For example, today’s vibes will be all about feelings. Here’s the problem. You’re so awesomely emotional on a normal day, you could find yourself wanting to shove your love right in someone’s face and force them to eat it. Please don’t. (Well, unless the other person is into that kind of thing.) With today’s vibes, people may want space. Freedom. Choose compassion, respect and things will work out well. You’ve got this.

If you believe the Universe just loves to mess with you, you may be right. But today’s good vibes could have you rethinking that assessment, Virgo. Things will likely fall into place for you more than usual this Wednesday. Take advantage of the Universe’s gift of positive vibes and good fortune offered up today. The Universe is a punk — usually. But today, it could toss all the good vibes right at Vs. Don’t question it. With your intuitive power, who knows what you can do with it?! Get on out there and manifest your dreams.

A vow of silence might be a good option for you today, Virgo. Hear me out! With today’s vibes, the energy could be a little wonky. You could be tempted to indulge in gossip, which may have karmic consequences. While dishing about a pal seems harmless, it could send your world sideways from drama and hurt feelings. Instead, consider the vow of silence or the old adage, “If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” While throwing shade could get you a couple laughs, you know you’ll feel better taking the high road and skipping the drama, V.

Empaths and sensitive Virgos, take cover! You may be tempted to look deeper into situations, but take care: that could lead to overthinking that serves absolutely no one, least of all you! Empathic Virgos could use extra TLC today to process the waves of emotion coming in from the rest of the Zodiac. Learning to have healthy boundaries and practice some serious self-care could help you navigate the tumultuous currents without as much as getting your hair wet. Balancing the influx of intensity with time to yourself could help ease the feeling of overwhelm, should it come up. Take as great care of you as you do of everyone else, and you’ll be like a glitter bomb of gloriousness.

Come on over here. Sit Down. I wanna tell you a secret. If Virgos are accused of sometimes being a little overbearing, it’s only because they have everyone’s best interests at heart. Today’s vibes could be strong for helping you communicate your best interests without causing offense. Your partying friend could suddenly see your insistence on their hydration as just another way of showing how much you love them. Be your normal brilliant self — just with an added dash of love and easier communication. Act from that place of love, and you could find yourself making new friends, strengthening relationships, and maybe even getting your flirt on.

It could usually be said that you’re all peace, love, light, and a little tiny glittery glimmer of “go diddle yourself,” Virgo. With today’s energy, you could be feeling the light and harmony stronger than the force of darkness. In full no-drama-llama mode, you could be channeling healing energy and be ready to hop on your magical unicorn to move forward into the next great opportunity. Or maybe it’s your SUV, and you’ve got to make a quick stop for gas first. But you get it. Go get your glow on!