Category: Virgo AV

As hard as this may be for you Virgo, I’m gonna need you to not be a flipping sap today. There will be “overdoing it” written all over the vibes this Sunday, which means you could have a tough time holding back and actually thinking things through. Overindulging today could leave you high and dry tomorrow. Don’t do that to yourself, V! You’re stronger than temptations, so show off your strength in self-restraint. Temptation’s got nothing on you!

Whether you enjoy making abstract art with recyclable materials, watching horror movies while guzzling down whiskey and pretending the characters are the annoying people in your life, or some other unique hobby, today’s vibes will be fantastic for beating up your own drummer. Oh, I mean, bopping to the beat of your own drum. Yeah, that’s totally what I meant… Every day is a day where you should be totally you, but today’s energies today could help you unleash your more unusual, unique side for a fabulous day of unexpected joys, Virgo. You’ll be loving it.

Well hello, Hottie! Looks like someone woke up on the RIGHT side of the bed *winks with both eyes*. Today’s vibes will be chock full of confidence and, let’s be honest, confidence is hella hot. You’ll likely feel like nothing can get in your way, Virgo. The drawback of confidently chasing your goals is that if those goals aren’t particularly constructive, you could seriously damage yourself or others. Since the vibe to overdo literally everything will be strong today, you’ll likely want to avoid chasing dreams that require spending bunches of money because you could be at risk for overspending. Instead, try to channel your energy into some positive goals. You can make the world a better place and make some solid progress in your life. When you chase after productive dreams, you will always be one of life’s great winners, V.

Strut yo fine tail, Virgo! The vibes today will be all about you and your spiciness. You could have a lot of fun and enjoy the extra attention, you delightfully intuitive beast you. Not vibing with the extra attention? That’s as fine as you are (winks with both eyes). Wear a nice, big blanket and hide in the darkest corner you can find. You can get through the vibes and channel it into some intense creativity. One way or another, you can make the most out of this Thursday!

Feeling antsy, Virgo? Maybe like there’s an electrical current pumping through your veins instead of blood? Well, thanks to the today’s vibes, the day will become more and more electric as the clock tick-tocks. Instead of feeling like a hyperactive kid bolted down to a chair in the broom closet, you’ll benefit from getting out there and doing something to work through the excess energy that these vibes may be producing. The energy in the air will be yours to use as you please.

You probably shouldn’t get into a van with a stranger, but if they have a magic carpet, that’s a totally different story (unless the carpet is IN the van. Then… no.). Prepare for a Whole New World today, Virgo, because the vibes today will be great for discovering new ways to look at an old painful situation. How can you use it to improve your life, to grow, or to help someone? Soar high on the vibes and lend your mind to higher thinking. Let’s fly!

The flaming hot cheetos just might be in for a cool down as patience comes raining down today. Translation: The ever-vibrant and on-the-go Virgos could be in for a lesson in patience this Monday. I promise you, slowing down and chilling out won’t kill you, V. Instead, you could be in for a whole new kind of experience! Embrace the vibes bruh. Learn to pump the breaks so you can actually appreciate the smell of roses. They smell pretty dang good, huh?

More challenges? Heck to the yeah! You just keep walking right on over them. Of all the Zodiac, Virgos don’t break their stride (or break a sweat) over most challenges. You probably get off on tackling an obstacle. Having a full plate means your hands have something to do other than play with yourself. Yeah, I went there. If you keep to your can-do attitude, extra responsibility won’t seem daunting. It may even feel invigorating. You could whine about the extra time and how much other junk you have to do, but you’ll likely want to move forward without wasting any time with complaints. After all, Vs excel at being absolutely amazing in the face of stuff and nonsense.

Virgo, you could be a moody little cutie this Saturday as the vibes bring on an onslaught of conflicting emotions. Instead of giving into any low creepy-crawly tendencies, rise up and overcome the crud. You’ve got your life to live, a world to inspire with your passionate awesomeness, and you aren’t about to let the Universe screw up your day. Right? Right. A great day will be only a positive mindset away, because as long as you don’t fight the feelings, hey can flow pretty easily.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself, mate. Virgos could be faced with some grouchy issues and will likely want to smack the daylights out of the idiots in their lives this Friday. However, that would be assault and those dumbasses won’t be worth the jail time. Trust me. And instead of casting the side-eye on the irritating people around you, center yourself. Imagine a nice, calm pond. Maybe it’s frozen. Now, anchor your anger to that pond. Without any waves, you won’t be tempted to tsunami slam somebody. You cool, bro? Yes. Yes, you are.

You know those people who literally poop themselves when their fast food order comes out wrong? Well, that could be Virgo today. Vs can get emotionally attached to certain outcomes, especially vibes like today’s going around. Use your ability to bounce back from setbacks and maybe a dash of humor to get over yourself and any failed expectations. Why not laugh about the things that don’t go your way? No temper tantrums in the middle of Burger King, okay? Enjoy the ride, Virgo.

Technology is great… until it isn’t. Virgo, you could feel like slam dunking your phone into the toilet or tossing your computer in the trash as tech issues get carried in on the vibes this Tuesday. You might try taking a technology vacation if you can. Turn off the phone, walk away from the computer, and maybe even enjoy some nature, IDK. There’s more to the world than technology, you know? If you get angry at your phone, tablet, smart TV or whatever, don’t go all “Hulk smash” on your stuff. Instead, take that as a signal to go do something else with your life. When’s the last time you touched a real book? Did you know libraries still exist with curbside pickups??? This Wednesday, try putting the technology on pause (It’s probably gonna be on the fritz anyway) and do something non-tech related. The possibilities are endless!