Category: Virgo AV

Self-care is a thing and you may be neglecting it, big time, Virgo. While you’re off ruling the world, your mind and body may be running at their limits. Slow it down and then hit the brakes, V, because this today will be officially deemed self-care awareness Tuesday! Who declared that? Well, me, obviously. I’m clearly an authority figure here. Now, ask yourself these questions: Have I been giving my mind enough rest? How about my body? Sure, it’s important to chase your passions, but it’s also important to make sure your body and mind aren’t being totally wrecked by your need for going ten thousand miles an hour, y’know? Take the time to check in with yourself. Deal?

Stretching the truth isn’t healthy like stretching your body is, so don’t try it at home, kids! You’ll want to be careful of lies today. You, Virgo, may be tempted to stretch the truth yourself and honestly you’ll probs get busted. So, just don’t do it. No matter how cool you think your story would be if you just added some flair or how awesome you believe you’ll seem if you over-exaggerate your own abilities, the truth will come out. Then you, my friend, will look like a total butt. Keep it real, V. You and your adventures are awesome enough without having to make anything up. The real you is 100% authentically cool.

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER. Sure, the Universe may try to back Virgos into the corner as any difficult situations you’ve been dealing with could come to a climax. Unfortunately, if you’ve been putting things on the back burner because you didn’t want to deal with them, the results might have you bracing for impact. On the other hand, if you have stayed on top of issues in your life, you may find that this spit storm doesn’t have enough power to mess up your hair, let alone push you backwards. Either way, deciding to take control over what you CAN change will be key to getting through this day. Plant your feet firmly on the ground, V, to better keep your precious balance. It’s time to show the Universe what you’re made of!

Are you ready to let loose and act like a wild child, Virgo?! Well, too flipping bad. The vibes today will be all about growing up and being an adulty person. And if you’re not the adult in the room, someone else WILL be, and you could get a spanking (who knows? Maybe that’s your thing…). Still, doing right can come more easily than usual thanks to the mature energy in the air. Shake off those lower vibrations and embrace some higher thinking. All you’ll need to do is reach out and grab them.

Imagine how excited a vampire locked in a room full of blood bags would be… Just: WOW, right? Well, just wait until you see the Virgos flying on the high vibes this Friday. You, V, could be feeling really energetic and ready to take on the world, just be sure to find a good place to channel it. There will be so much potential for your passionate side to be used for the greater good, but your own self-interest could have you falling downhill. Channel today’s energetic vibes into useful activities. Don’t give into temptation and guzzle down the entire storage room full of blood bags, okay? Seize opportunities, not just for yourself, but for the good of those you love, too.

Virgos could have a big surprise coming their way! These surprises will be g-r-e-a-t, like Frosted Flakes. Or perhaps they’ll be total poop. Depends on whether or not you like sugar coated corn flakes. Well, actually, it all depends on you, V. Will you fly high on good vibes and use that noggin of yours to problem solve and get through life’s little surprises? Or will you fall apart at the seams and crabby crawl on the ground with your lowest vibes? The choice is yours. I know you’re going to nail this day… no matter what comes.

Sweet but psycho? Yeah, that could be a Virgo tattoo. Your most emotional tendencies may even make an appearance this Wednesday as the vibes will be all about working through frustrations and moodiness. Your best bet for getting out of the vortex, V, will be in your ability to find a way to communicate what’s on your mind. You could even surprise yourself when you finally express your truest desires today. Just remember that when searching for solutions to get out of this midweek frustration, try to avoid falling into old habits. Whatever you decide to do to shake the moodiness, try communicating your needs — to yourself or to others. Soar above the vibes and put it all out there.

If you go on a zipline without checking that your safety line is secure, you could be in for some trouble. Or you could have the time of your life. Virgos tend towards the optimistic outcome in situations like this, but what happens when their anchors come undone? What if the entire dang zipline falls apart? The vibes this Tuesday will be about letting go of old viewpoints and outdated information. Not so tough for the Virgo, right? After all, the V is always moving forward, aiming towards the future. Allow yourself to go through the motions in order to accept changes today, learn from them, and then make a newer, better, more secure zipline. For the hopeful, positive YOU, there will always be a new anchor to keep you steady.

Are you feeling itchy today? That’s not from poison ivy, Virgo! Well, it might be. I don’t know what you’ve been doing recently. But the itchy feeling I’m talking about is because you’ve probs got some unresolved stuff to deal with. The Universe is revving up emotional thinking, including that irritability Virgos often feel when they’re bored or have the sensation of being trapped. Whatever’s been eating at you and making you feel weighed down, use the energies today and your penchant for thinking up solutions to cut yourself free from the net of any unresolved problems. What are you waiting for? Have at it!

Virgo, today’s vibes will promote intuition to come more easily. That means that you, dear friend, can be the perfect person for helping others and dealing out advice like the Oracle of Delphi. Well, maybe try to be less cryptic than an oracle. Fulfill your desire for being friendly and a good advice-giver. Whether you’re talking to people face-to-face or interacting with others online, you can use today’s vibes to be a guide, a teacher, and, above all else, a friend. If things seem to be getting too emotional, it’s okay to take a step back and give yourself some space from other people’s issues. That’s a form of self-care. Maybe you need to be your own best friend today? Well, whether you’re intuitively helping yourself or assisting others, tickle someone’s tummy (with consent, of course).

Welcome to the Hidden Urges Cafe. Are you hungry for a bowl full of dark desires? Well, facing your darker urges might be on the menu today, Virgo. With a roar as fierce as yours, you could do some serious damage to anyone who spills milk on you or dares to get in your way. V, show the Universe that it can’t make you lash out at people by being on your bestest, nicest behavior today. A well-behaved Virgo? Take that, Universe!

Most people know that just because you want to high five someone in the face with a metal chair, it doesn’t mean that you actually should. Today, though, Virgos may struggle with that logic. Passionate Vs are sure to get all the feels, especially today. Whether that results in you striking out and pinching other people or basking in positivity will be totally up to you. You can let your emotions flow but still keep your temper in check. Try to make sure your actions aren’t controlled exclusively by your emotions. It may be a tall order, but it’s one that you can fulfill. You’ve got this.