Category: Virgo AV

Would you enjoy carrying around buckets of stinky, old chicken poop? Yeah, most people wouldn’t but that’s what unresolved emotions are like: buckets of poop. Luckily, Virgos are unyielding in their search for solutions, and this trait will aid you today in helping them work through any unresolved emotions. It may be tempting to let those unpleasant emotions stay buried under your many layers of shell. Free yourself of the burden of stinky poop emotions. A V deserves to fly free, not be shackled down by poop.

In the eye of a hurricane, there is the adrenaline junkie: Virgo. Yes, you. Indeed, Vs are great at dealing with ish storms and are super sturdy. Not even 100 mph winds can knock you over and you’re willing to prove it. However, you might try taking a break from being the badass today and instead learn to enjoy the calm, quiet of the eye of the storm rather than charging through the pelting rains and intense winds. You’ll be right at home with the vibe while everyone else is freaking out. Enjoy the show!

Today could feel like the energy will be simply inspiring — to drop all the F-bombs you’ve been saving up. The question will be: Are you sizzling hot or are you a cold dish of ticked off? C’mon Virgo — you can use those simmering emotions for good. Really. I promise. Come to someone’s defense or clean up a mess that’s been weighing you down. You’ve got the power today.

Not everything that glitters is gold. For instance, the tiger fish is unicorn level shimmery but also it could bite out your jugular. The vibes for Virgo today could be great for gains, if you can tell the difference between a live tiger fish versus some real golden opportunities. The day will be reflecting vibes for carelessness and extravagance. Couple that with the optimistic energies, and this could spell trouble for Vs who go overboard. Use your ability for higher thinking to assess things before you jump into new purchases or opportunities this Monday. Instead let the big vibes lead you toward your passions.

Look out, Earth. Virgo’s out of bed. Hide your children! Today, Virgos will be faced with the challenge of finding a balance between assertion and effectively getting what they want. When people stand in your way, you’re not one to pull punches — or sharp words. With the vibes coming in today, you could cause others quite a bit of pain if you get off the rails and start waving that ish around. Dial it back, and use your intuitive powers of persuasion to get what you want — just because you can. You got this, V.

Trying to win over a Virgo can be like cuddling up with a cactus if you don’t know what you’re doing. Virgos need interesting people to keep them happy. With the love vibes coming at you today, remember that you can be really intense. There’s no need to dial back that highly spicy stride of yours, though, because the right person will be into the real you no matter what. Forget the people who can’t handle you. After all, the vibes today are all about sensuality. Go ahead and get your freak on, V.

Brick wall, waterfall, hey you think you got it all!? Yup. Virgo does. Virgo literally has all the feels. With today’s vibes, Virgos are likely going to face a fierce battle today. The vibes could have you feeling indecisive, extra emotional, or even lying to yourself. On the other hand, you may also feel more sensitive, dream bigger, and act with more compassion than usual. You are at a crossroads, and what you choose is up to you. Will you choose dreams and compassion? Or confusion and denial? You don’t need anyone’s permission to be happy, so chase those dreams hard today.

Making crazy eyes at people could have them slowly retreating — which might be your point with a balance-loving vibe in the air. Craving some ease or smoothness could have you seeing red when too much stuff gets piled on your plate. Rather than popping off at the first person to tee you off, consider keeping your cool and taking it one small thing at a time. First, coffee. Then, do the things. That could be step one. Working your way through the day in baby steps could help keep you from losing it and might even make you feel pretty empowered, Virgo.

Steps to avoid a meltdown: stay in bed and refuse to people. Ha! Kidding, of course, Virgo. With today’s vibes, you could be feeling testy enough to consider scuttling back into your shell for a while. While clapping back or retreating might be your go-to moves, you might want to consider the value of moving carefully through this day — like it’s a minefield. If you take your time and talk things out, you might find it easier to people. In fact, you might even be glad you got out of bed in the first place. So, go out and tackle this humpday so you can slide right into the freaking weekend, V.

Crafty V Cleverly Calls on Creativity — that could be the headline today, dear Virgo! This vibe will be all about using what you’ve learned to a practical purpose. You could even find yourself repurposing something old to make it new again. Hey, that could be a handy idea for holiday gifts! But however you use this energy, it’ll be all about taking something you’re not using and making it work for you again. I mean, not your ex. But other stuff? Go for it! See what you can do when you put those problem-solving skills to work for you.

Epic side eye ahead, Virgo! Today’s vibe could have you giving some serious side eye to possible dirty dealings. Don’t trust your friend’s man? That’s intuition! Suspect someone is throwing shade in your direction? They probably are. Today won’t be about giving in to your low-vibing jealous side, V, but the energy will be great for getting in touch with your intuition and paying attention. If you see the red flags, jot them down because you might be right on the money, honey.

Womp, womp, womp. Big vibes could settle on down, leaving you feeling at a loss. While it could be easy to get discouraged, today’s energy won’t be about sitting around feeling sorry for yourself. The shift could just bring in more practical thoughts. Like, did you move your laundry to the dryer? Or did you remember pants on that tele-work call? Details will matter, and if you find your mind checking off a to-do list, you’ll be taking full advantage of this vibe to knock out the stuff that could be hanging you up. That’ll leave the rest of the Sunday free for relaxing, Virgo.