Category: Virgo AV

Deep fried Oreos may be delicious, but deep fried brains aren’t. Well, probably. I’ve never tried them but that’s beside the point. Virgo, today will reflect thoughtful vibes with a side of possible overthinking, meaning your brains could come out extra crispy this Sunday. Crunch, crunch. On the up side, you can take control of your head space and choose to stop yourself from going too far (deep fried brains far). Instead, pour the energies into learning endeavors and take breaks if you feel frustrated at times. Viva la unfried brain cells!

The brain is like a maze, You know, if mazes were grey, squishy, and electrified. Virgo, you could get lost in the maze of your own mind as today unleashes dreamy energies. On the bright side, you’re the maker of the maze, so you can MAKE an exit. Poof! On top of that, you’ll likely come out of it with epic ideas, which you can then express to others, especially if you channel the best of these vibes. You’re the creator and the player, V. Own this game.

Shoo fly, you aren’t my mother! Virgo, today will promote nurturing vibes that could have some of the more touchy-feely Zodiacs getting down with their nurturing selves, possibly a little too much so. Your Friday challenge will likely be to exercise compassion (as much as possible) if someone gets too intense. Part of that may include setting boundaries, which is okay! Just try to do so from a place of understanding. PS You could channel the energies for a boost. Go for it, V.

Your mind is so open, it’s practically a wind tunnel, Virgo. I’m kidding, but you could have some serious airhead moments this Thursday. The open-minded, detached vibes of today will likely encourage the sensation of being ungrounded, which isn’t a good look if you’re trying to get stuff done. In order to balance the vibes with being productive, it could help to schedule some time where you can doze off or let your mind wander for a bit. Afterwards, you’ll likely feel refreshed and raring to go. Good luck!

Open-minded does not mean cracking open the skulls of your enemies, Virgo. So, don’t try it (at least not today). Instead, today will unleash calm, open-minded vibes that will likely be awesome for collaborating with others on projects and just generally being able to play nice with people. On another note, these could be helpful vibes to channel if you need to offer or ask for an apology, as conversations will be more likely to stay diplomatic when you enter them with a clear, calm mind. Aim high, V.

How do you feel about helping others? I’m not asking you to donate a kidney here, Virgo. Maybe a lung or two, but not a kidney. I’m kidding, of course — except about being helpful. Organ donation saves lives; giving up your lungs while still breathing is probably not how to spend your day. Indeed, today will reflect elite energies for channeling an open mind and will likely encourage a focus on helping others. Challenge yourself to do something helpful this Tuesday. You could be a ray of sunshine on someone’s cloudy day. You got this.

They say legends never die. I guess that makes you immortal, Virgo! Indeed, your ego could get a boost from the energies of today. Practical ambition combined with natural talents and determination will be encouraged. You could feel unstoppable, maybe invincible. Well, you’re not. Don’t get such an inflated ego that you lose your head, friend. Do go after something incredible and believe in yourself. You can do amazing things — just not if you’re splattered on the ground because you thought you could soar off a cliff with no gear. Work smart, V.

Short fuse much, Virgo? Well, today will promote both innovative energies and quick tempers, which can only mean one thing. EXPLOSIONS. Uh, actually that doesn’t have to be the case. While getting your creativity on with the vibes will likely be awesome, you could find yourself getting frustrated over the littlest issues (not awesome). Don’t throw in the towel out of frustration, though. Take a break when you feel too heated and then get back at it with a cooler head. Have at it, V!

I heard from Belle who heard from Gaston’s cousin’s goat that aliens are gonna invade soon. Then I fact checked it and it turns out Gaston doesn’t even have a cousin with a goat! It’s an alpaca. Anyway, V, the day’s going to promote vibes of half truths and gossip galore. It will likely be key NOT to believe everything you hear, even when it comes from family and loved ones. Seek the truth before jumping any guns. You’re smart like that, Virgo.

Whoa, who threw together THIS can of worms? Oh, right. The Universe did. Check it out, Virgo! Get ready to welcome some practical energies and surprise vibes. Staying on your toes without losing yourself to anxious thoughts will likely be useful for navigating the vibes. Additionally, you could encounter some challenges with communication, but taking the time to think things through can help. Stay on your toes, V.

Well, slap my bottom and call me an angel, because it looks like the vibes will be truly heavenly for Virgos this Thursday. The day will boost vibes that will likely be awesome for empathetic communication. You could channel the vibes into relationship building, as well as initiating some healing, forgiving, and letting go from recent arguments or disagreements with your loved ones. Snuggle up to your relationship potentials, V.

Don’t forget the little people, V! While today could shine the spotlight on you this Wednesday, it’ll be helpful to remember to share the stage. Don’t let some extra attention overinflate your ego, buddy. For example, avoid taking full credit for a team effort just because some praise feels nice. You’re better than that. Not to mention, sharing in a victory tastes much sweeter than a one Virgo party. Rise above — and bring your loved ones and colleagues with you. Rock on, V.