Category: Virgo AV

Are you coming or going? Do you even know, Virgo? Well, I can’t blame you. Today will be reflecting energies of confusion that could really throw you through a tizzy — like a Zero Gravity ride on crack! Steady yourself, V. Even if it takes a little extra time (and some deep breaths), you can think your way to clarity. Throw out those vibes. They’re moldy anyway. You have the braininess! Think on that.

Just when you thought your babysitting days were over, you find yourself surrounded by whining babies picking their noses & messing stuff up as fast as you can clean it. Only those whining babies are your coworkers, family or friends. Ever the leader, Virgo, you may be feeling like the only grown up for miles around. The vibes will be fantastic for finding a middle ground between getting it done and making time to cut loose yourself. Stay focused, and remember it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

Limbooo! How low can you go? All the way to no ego? Virgo, today will unleash energies that could punch you right in the ego, and that’s no euphemism. It will likely be a struggle to lift yourself back up despite the vibes, but you can do it. Forget feeling sorry for yourself. Feel sorry for the energies because they aren’t as powerful and awesome as you! Don’t limbo your way to the floor. Do chin-ups until you throw yourself through the ceiling! HECKIN YEAH, V!

You are Virgo, hear you roar. Yes, we know. Everyone should probably drop everything and eat a Snickers today because today moody meets stubborn on steroids. Nobody’s got time for that! Least of all you, V. Try to cool your jets and create some healthy boundaries between you and other people. You don’t have to get drawn into drama, and as much as you love attention, being the center of some drama might not be the best way to get it. Instead, let everyone admire your cool, calm collectedness!

When’s the last time you greased your wheels, Virgo? Yes, that’s a euphemism. Take it however you want since today will promote mature, loving vibes that could be excellent for go, go, gooooing. You don’t have to have someone in the passenger’s seat — more isn’t always merrier — to make the most of these vibes. You know what you like and how you like it, which will be more than enough for taking advantage of the energies. Ride on, V.

Gassy much, Virgo? I’m not talking about eating too many beans, though. Rather, the vibes could gas you up with awesome sauce thinking powers for how to put big ideas into practical applications. If you’ve been dreaming up schemes that seem too big for your britches, you will likely be able to make them fit just right. On that same wavelength, you could also help others find practical uses for their enormous ideas. Take on some brain challenges this Sunday, V. You got the power!

Oh, the humanity! Virgo, have you ever just thought “What the duck? How’s that FAIR?” Well, that could be on the menu A LOT today as the Universe reflects energies that will likely leave you looking for fairness in lessons. You might find it. You might not. Part of that depends on your determination. How far are you willing to go to understand the Universe? How philosophical are you willing to get? In the end, it could be just as justifiable to believe that you learned a lesson because it will come in handy in the future. BOOM. Mysteries of the Universe solved! Sort of.

V, put the caps back on your dry erase markers. Hang your magnetic fridge calendar back up and just take a beat with me here. The vibes are shifting from “law and order” to “TGIF” — it IS Friday, you know? You already know that, smarty pants. Your practical side could have some momentum right now from this week’s vibes, so if that’s you, heck, ride that wave, but with the energy loosening up at the start of this weekend, be careful to not let perfectionism dim your spark. Messy progress is still progress and some R&R or a taking a breather and shaking up your environment could be just the boost you need to keep going in the direction you’re headed.

V, you may encounter an uncomfortable truth: not every problem immediately requires solving. Sometimes things need processing. Sometimes they need patience. Sometimes they need snacks and a nap before revisiting. If you catch yourself trying to organize emotions into neat little labeled containers, maybe ease up slightly. You don’t have to understand everything immediately to still move forward.

V, there may come a moment where you realize fixing the misunderstanding would actually take less energy than continuing to silently be irritated by it. Small details, unclear instructions, weird conversations, or crossed wires could feel especially grating. Resist the urge to mentally rewrite the entire situation seventeen times. Ask questions. Clarify things. Save your precious brain cells for something more deserving.

V, you know that deeply satisfying feeling when something clicks into place and suddenly your entire existence makes 14% more sense? You might get a few of those moments. A conversation, weird observation, random rabbit hole, or “wait a second…” realization could unexpectedly help you solve something that’s been rattling around in your brain. The trick here is not dismissing strange ideas too quickly just because they arrived wearing sweatpants instead of a business suit. Some of your best discoveries happen when you allow yourself to wander a little. Follow your curiosity today. Worst case scenario, you learn something weird. Best case? You accidentally improve your whole life.

The Universe is shaking up your Monday with a mix of grit and glamour. Your natural instinct may be to create a fourteen-step plan for fixing literally everything. Respectfully: maybe don’t. Your practical vibe’s clashing with a fiery urge to create or connect. Both are allowed, despite what your inner manager keeps saying. A little spontaneity won’t destroy civilization. Probably. Try adding some fun to the routine instead of waiting until every box is checked first. You’re already carrying enough. You don’t also need to carry perfection around like emotional luggage.