Category: Virgo AV

Fight the urge to strike a match and set the crap ablaze! There will be powerful vibes in the air this Tuesday, which could prove volatile for Virgos. You will likely find it’ll be all too easy to have a powerful reaction to hurt feelings. Keep it civil. Focus on the light beyond the pain — uh, not the light coming from something you set on fire, though. I’m talking about sunshine and ish. Focus on the constructive and positive this Tuesday for the win!

Sizzle and ZAP! What’s that?! This Monday, the energies will be full-on electric. I’m not saying you’re going to get electrocuted, Virgo, but you could electrify the people around you — in a good way. You will likely feel alive and full of energy if you tap into the full power of these vibes, and your liveliness could just spread to others throughout the day. Be a beacon of light and life this Monday, V. (Lawd knows we could all use it.)

Hello darkness, my old frenemy. Virgo, you could be faced with some old scars reopening today. As painful as that sounds, this could actually be a good thing. With some time and deep thinking, you can discover new ways to look at old issues. Wading through the darkness might hurt a bit, but it will ultimately benefit you when you come out the other side with new knowledge! What else are frenemies for if not to cause pain and spur growth? You can have an amazing Sunday doing what you do best… going deep into those emotions and discovering the answers within. You amazing thing, you!

Screw deja vu. Today could start out feeling a lot like yesterday. Don’t freak out! This isn’t Groundhog Day. The energy will shift to a more carefree vibe as the day goes on. Channel your higher vibes so that a certain carefree Virgo heart doesn’t turn into an irresponsible turd monkey. It’ll be great not to be stressing out this Saturday, but if you get too careless you could make more work (and stress) for your future self. Keep it relaxed, not reckless.

With the spicy vibes in the air today, Virgos could get a little extra touchy-feely — maybe too much so. It’s okay to give into some desires, but make sure you aren’t invading somebody’s Area 51. If you do so, they reserve the right to taze you. Okay, well, maybe not — but you get the picture. Still, so long as you respect boundaries, you could benefit from the vibes. Enjoy some simple pleasures this Friday!

#BlessThisMess (mess = life). Virgo, you could benefit from today’s energy as it reflects a powerup in insightfulness. The new, lofty ideas and inspiration from the vibes this Thursday will likely help you find solutions to some issues you’ve been struggling with. Higher thinking can be on your side as you work through your problems today. Finally, a blessing to get through this mess called life. You’ve got this, Virgo.

If you yell “STOP CRYING!” but the person just cries even harder, that could mean you need to step back and reevaluate your strategy. Virgo, the vibes today will be great for offering help, but the intense energy might lead you down a not-so-helpful path if you don’t channel that inner gentle being that you naturally have inside. A little creativity and some strategizing could go a long way in helping you figure out how to be the most helpful and effective. Consider staying under the radar and doing your thing in secret or as a surprise — after all, no one beats a V when it comes to loving!

Knowledge is power but sometimes having power sucks. Virgo, today’s vibes today could shed light on stuff you didn’t want to know about. Like, not worse than walking in on your grandma with a hooker (shivers). But, even if you learn something that you really don’t like, try not to overreact right off the bat. Take a beat and think it through. A shift in perspective could help you see how to use what you’ve learned to your advantage. Breathe, assess, and plan like the cool dude/dudette you are.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What’s with all the goop everywhere?? What in the heck have you been up to, Virgo?! Well, with the vibes today, you could be surrounded by mushy feelings galore. That’s the scoop on the goop. Watch out, because your social nature could lead the other signs feeling like they can cling to you. The vibe will coincide with those more emotional types feeling like they wanna lose themselves in someone. Keep it cool, V. Find your center. These vibes can’t steer you into clingy-town unless you let them. You’re driving this car. Choose the destination.

Pleasing everyone? Impossible. Ticking everyone off? Piece of cake, Virgo! This Sunday, the vibe will be great for getting all your built up feelings out there and junk. Sure, your honesty might tick off some people. Whatever. You’ve gotta say what you gotta say to express yourself. If someone hurt you, they need to know. Of course, there are more diplomatic ways to express feelings than screaming up a storm of F bombs at someone or smashing their faces in with a chair. Those could seem like good options, but prison orange isn’t your color… No, that’s not the kind of emotion expressing that allows you to grow as a person, V. That only leads to warrants for your arrest. Face your emotions, talk things out, practice kindness, and move on to even better stuff.

You never know how important something is until it’s gone. Toilet paper, for example. For Virgos, the past could make an appearance this Saturday and bring on bouts of nostalgia. Well, it might help you to remember that the past is the past and it can’t be changed. The only thing you can change now is how you learn from it. Unless, of course, you have a time machine. If so, I call shotgun. But for real, why in the heck would you want to change the past? You are who you are because of all the crap you’ve overcome. Ever heard of “don’t fix it if it isn’t broken”??? So, if your past dares to rear its ugly head and make you feel anything less than grateful for who you are today, slap it back to the age of the dinosaurs like the badass V you are.

When the going gets tough, Virgos whip out their longswords and impale sh*t. In the eye. Well, metaphorically, anyway (we hope), but today the Virgo emotions could seriously heat up and boil over. Your best bet for surviving today without completely losing your cool will be to get grounded. Your vibe can guide you through a spiritual connection that helps you keep your cool. You just have to decide to choose it. And who is cooler than you? Um, only nobody! Don’t let the Universe break down your composure. You’re stronger than that. Show the Universe that it’s a wimpy little asshat and that there is nothing on this Earth more amazing than a V this Friday!