Category: Virgo AV

Mar 20, 2024… Ready for this bombshell? It’s you. You’re da bomb! Virgo, the Universe will challenge you to be confident in your own skin as the Moon square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus and trine Mercury and Chiron in Aries promotes big ego energies. It’s not always easy being awesome like you are, I’m sure. Remember to rock who you are and stay optimistic as much as you can. Today, take time to celebrate YOU. That might come in the form of midweek drinks, extra special dessert, or something else entirely. Just do something good to help you feel great about your Virgo-ness. Go high, V.

Mar 19, 2024… Be a no drama llama, I mean Virgo, today. The strong energies of a Moon in Cancer trine the Sun and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo to oppose Pluto in Aquarius could have you wanting to start something. Like a new project — not like a fight or some drama. Your inner creative genius will want to come out in play to push the practical to a whole new level. Don’t bother getting mixed up in whatever drama the rest of the Zodiac may be stirring up. Just keep calm and carry on being fabulous, like you always do.

Mar 18, 2024… Jump on in like someone’s playing your song and you can’t resist, Virgo. Go ahead and twerk or break into the Moonwalk, the Carlton, the sprinkler, or whatever dance style tickles your pickle. At least, do this on the inside (of your house or in your heart — not at a work meeting). The vibes of a Moon in Cancer square Mercury and Chiron in Aries and trine Saturn in Pisces could have you feeling this day on a growth level. Your natural creativity could get a boost, and you could be making career strides that will require you to dust off your dancing shoes to break into your signature happy dance. Better practice while you can!

Mar 17, 2024… Let’s get it started in HA! Virgo, you’ll be pleased to know that your will and drive could be set to high as the Moon in Cancer trine Venus in Pisces reflects compelling vibes for going the extra mile. A word of warning, that boosted ego and increased lust for connection could have you driving over a cliff. Take control of the wheel, V. Don’t let the vibes drive you. You can ride them and steer in whatever direction you desire. Avoid zooming toward drop offs, yeah? Get it started in here!

Mar 16, 2024… Feeling cute, might try to learn from my mistakes later. IDK. Virgo, learning lessons will be reflected by the Moon in Gemini square the Sun and Neptune in Pisces and trine Mars in Aquarius this Saturday. If you’re open to the vibes, you can definitely take time for self reflection or revisit old wounds in order to finally learn a life lesson that’s been on hold. Once the lesson is learned, you’ll likely be released from underlying tension. Doesn’t that sound nice, V? Set yourself free through lessons learned! Ah, scrumptious freedom.

Mar 15, 2024… How’s your soul, Great V? If you’ve been experiencing spiritual exhaustion, upset stomach, or diarrhea, look no further than the Moon square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius. These aspects will reflect zealous energies ideal for spiritual pursuits. (The upset stomach and diarrhea thing? Maybe see a doctor about that.) Side effects of these astro vibes may include potential for spiritual healing, newfound purpose, and vision quests. What are you waiting for? Try this for FREE this Friday. Shipping and handling not included.

Mar 14, 2024… Congratulations, Virgo! You’ve won a brandddd newwww Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. So, what does that mean for you? This Thursday will be ideal for tying bows on those projects and sharpening your follow-through skills. There will be intense vibes of charging toward the future. Get ready to get woken up, my friend. Evolution will only be a hop and skip away for you. Improvements? Make them. Embrace them. Gooo, V!

Mar 13, 2024… Virgo, no amount of bleach can wash away the day, but it can be helpful if you have the plague. No, not to drink. To wipe down the counters. Wow, dude. The Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius will be staining little white lies pink with red wine and there will be no hiding the truth. Maybe you stretched the truth to look cool or perhaps you took credit for something that wasn’t yours. Whatever tiny white lie you might tell could become hugely obvious. If you lie to cover your lies… well, that’s one slippery slope, my friend. So, straight up is the name of the game today. Play it well.

Mar 12, 2024… Before you huff and puff and stomp some throats, earthy Virgo, keep in mind that communication could be a little, dare I say, sunny today? Ahaha — astrology joke FTW. Not laughing? Well, I thought I was funny. Moving on… communication could be a cluster-duck of chaos, thanks to the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. Sure, you could thrive in the chaos where your advice will likely be met with undying gratitude…. Or annoyance if your messages gets lost in translation. Okay, maybe instead, just lend a hand. Everyone could use one of those. Jump in to help, keep calm, and carry the duck on.

Mar 11, 2024… This day might feel like a dumpster fire with a side of jerk faces if you don’t take care, Virgo. Instead of getting all up in arms and smacking some heads together, try to use your creativity and romantic side to lead from a place of love. Let the jerk faces flap their jaws all they want, but you take the high road you know so well. Instead of clapping back, you’ll be there to dispense advice and generally be the bigger person that makes them all want to be better, too. Roll your eyes in private, but in public, lead by example, my awesome friend.

Mar 10, 2024… Looking before you leap could just be good common sense, my friend. Feeling like you’ve got a million zillion options and oh-so-little time could have you feeling a little over-whelmed. Take courage and use the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune energy to open your big brain up to all the delightful possibilities this day could bring. Instead of getting overwhelmed, maybe dial it back to just plain old whelmed and take your time choosing the best option for you, V.

Mar 9, 2024… Don’t go running into moving cars, Virgo. This Saturday, the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and the Sun will reflect energies fabulous for running towards your potential. However, don’t forget to pay attention to what’s around you (a freight train barreling towards you, for instance). Basically, what I mean is it will be up to you to figure out what needs to be ended before you can move further down the path. Hit your breaks before you drive in front of the Little Engine That Could. Practice patience while you prep for a marathon. Can you dig it?