Category: Virgo AV

Mar 8, 2024… Uh oh. Where’s little Timmy? Looks like you lost him! Virgo, there could be a lot of “little Timmys” today as the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Venus promotes action and enthusiasm. You’ll likely become so involved with going adventuring that you’ll accidentally leave people behind. Not cool, dude. While chasing the stars will be fully supported by these astro vibes (hard wink), try not to lose touch with the people here on Earth. Maybe you could bring some friends along for the journey. You feel me? Oh, and don’t worry. I found little Timmy.

Mar 7, 2024… Plans, meet actions, your long lost love. Virgo, the Moon in Aquarius conjunct Mars and square Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus vibes will be fantastic for follow-through on your dreams. I know how much you love dreaming up things and starting new projects, but you don’t always finish those things (yeah, I’m calling you out, bruh). This Thursday, soak up the vibes and work on that. Check up on the stuff (and people) you’ve left lying in your wake. Follow-through could be your new best friend, except that I know I’m irreplaceable. Right..?

Mar 6, 2024… Wakey, wakey, eggs and bacon-y! Virgo, the vibes from the Moon in Cap moving into Aquarius to conjunct Pluto could give you a boost in losing yourself. Particularly, it will be easy to hide away while dreaming about the future. Rather than dealing with what’s right in front of you, you could be tempted to bury yourself in daydreaming. Responsibilities can’t tie you down if they can’t find you, right? Wrong! Get outta your head and into the game, V. Aim for overcoming the day’s issues and these vibes. Make me proud.

Mar 5, 2024… Is that a shooting star?! Oh. No, it’s just Virgo racing at hyper speed across the Universe toward freedom. You’ll likely find that today it will be easy to take action thanks to the vibes from the Moon in Cap conjunct Ceres and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. What sort of action you take will be up to you. You could choose to run from your problems (lame legumes) or you could decide you want to face them down and resolve them (cool beans). Accomplish the things your heart desires, face your issues, and ride these vibes like a brilliant knight on a noble steed. Hi-yah!

Mar 4, 2024… Trapped inside a revolving door? Dizzying. Virgo, if you’re feeling stuck this Monday, I’ve got news for you. You can use the vibes from the Moon in Sag square Neptune in Pisces to reflect within for answers on how to get out. Only 19.99 if you order right now (plus shipping and handling)! Just kidding. We don’t sell anything. LOL. Roll on outta that funk, my friend. Indeed, thoughtfulness can unlock the next door. Or maybe it’ll be a window. Whoa, mind blown. Seriously, though, the way out of a jam can actually be found through self reflection. Figure out what your soul needs and you can set yourself free. Super duper!

Mar 3, 2024… Well, hello Success! Where have you been all my life? Virgo, things you desire to do may come more easily than usual as the Moon in Sag square Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces pushes out triumphant energies. Race towards your intentions, but beware, traveler of dreams! Don’t forget to pack your brain and bring it along. Not every desire is worth pursuing, and your noggin will be helpful in sorting through the trash dives versus the treasure hunts. Keep it real, yo.

Mar 2, 2024… Gotta catch them all! But, like, a nap sounds nice. Virgo, any desire for change or progress you have could be thwarted by a lack of energy as the Scorpio Moon trine Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Sag, which could syphon away your vitality. While that can end up feeling super annoying, you do have options. Remember, the Universe ain’t got nothing on you! Which means you can choose to roll with the lazy vibes and take a break from sprinting ever forward OR you can shove these vibes out a 5th story window and power through despite them! Up to you, V. Do what’s best for you, buddy.

Mar 1, 2024… After much consideration, I have decided that adulthood is not for me. Thanks, byeeee! Virgo, you may be ready to hit the avoidance freeway faster than the Roadrunner as the vibes from the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and square Mars and Venus in Aquarius promote responsibilities and adulting. Stop right there! There’s much to be done and hiding from the vibes (or dropping an anvil on them) won’t help you do much except add more work later on. Plus, you can’t actually resign from adulthood, sooooo. Take these vibes in stride, V, and aim for getting stuff done. Go get it!

Feb 29, 2024… Going on a trip in your favorite rocket ship? Virgos may need to brace for impact. The Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus, square Pluto in Aquarius, and trine Saturn, the Sun and Mercury in Pisces will be pushing an attraction to power this Thursday. Ever hear of a power trip? Yeah, those don’t usually end well. Try not to fall on your face in your quest to take home the crown, V. A little boost of desiring more is okay. Just don’t take that feeling too far. We all know what happened to Caesar… he got turned into a salad dressing! Do you want your legacy to be lettuce leave? I didn’t think so. Keep it real, my dude. Stay grounded.

Feb 28, 2024… Quit clowning around! Virgo, with the Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries, you could wind up taking optimism to the next level and lose touch with reality. Rather than aiming for things within reach, you could find yourself jumping after unicorns and dragons —- and falling flat on your face. Don’t let these vibes get you to the point where you start chasing imaginary creatures around the tri-state area. Tracking pokemon? Cool, that’s totally a game. Trailing leprechauns? I think not. It’ll take some work, but try to focus more on the attainable this Wednesday. Aim for the achievable.

Feb 27, 2024… Being protective of the ones you love comes natural to a courageous Virgo, and a Moon in Libra trine Mars and Venus in Aquarius could have you feeling a strong pull to protection and putting others first. With the Moon opposing three planets, the vibes will likely be strong to trust your gut. Step up and into your power for others, but don’t forget to take care of you today. Your strong intuition could have you revealing your own purpose, which can be deeply empowering. Act from that place for best results today. You’re all that and two sides of fries, V, and don’t you forget it!

Feb 26, 2024… Run away inside your own brain! Virgo, the vibes from the traveling Moon’s aspects will be spectacular for imagination, but you’ll likely have to tackle the potential for falling into escapism. When it comes down to it, you can’t really avoid the stuff that weighs you down, no matter how fast or how much you run from it. So, rather than being chased by your baggage, why not use the vibes to let things out in a creative way? Get crafty, V! And YEET those tough things away.