Category: Virgo AV

Dec 19, 2023… Feeling as restless as a crackhead awaiting their dealer, Virgo? Well, luckily for you, I’ve got your fix right here, buddy. The vibes today will be great for dealing better with hurt feelings and underlying emotions. Get a handle on this stuff NOW and quit having to deal with nonsense that’s holding you down and making you feel caged. You can’t run headfirst into life until you deal with the pile of crap you’re lugging behind you. Use the vibes to work through those tough emotions today and you could just find your restlessness cured. Ah, sweet freedom!

Dec 18, 2023… Like wandering into a candle store that smells like feet, this Monday could really stink for Virgo. Or — hear me out — it could be not stinky. Maybe you LIKE foot-scented candy. Or perhaps it turns out you can buy candy by the foot! V, use your royal airs and the Captain Strangepork vibes in the air to make the most of your day. Maybe try switching up the old daily routine. You might explore some backroads or watch a new documentary on haunted dolls… Whatever happens today, do something a little different for an extra dose of fun.

Dec 17, 2023… Somebody’s bringing seshy back (wink, wink). It’s you, Virgo. You’ll be putting the spice in spicy this Sunday. Well, more specifically it’ll be the vibes revealing just how amazing you are. Be yourself and rock what you’ve got. Even if you’re not in the mood for getting your romance on, you can still rock the confidence boost and strut your fine rear right on towards your goals. Those obstacles over there? They’re too busy swooning at your hot vibe to try and stop ya. Get it, V!

Dec 16, 2023… Like a wealthy philanthropist who literally poops money, Virgos could be feeling generous today thanks to the vibes reflected by the Moon in Aquarius square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus. Except it doesn’t have to cost a dime. While giving and gifting is a great way to show your love, this energy will be about adding a little twist to the generosity by surprising your loved ones. If you feel like being an early Santa Claus, it will be a fantastic vibe for it. Maybe they need a new toaster, a better lunchbox, an extra pencil, or a new swing. Okay, maybe not a toaster. Or, maybe you could simply surprise someone with your insight and your time. As long as you’re not popping out from behind trees with that hockey mask you keep under your bed, your unexpected giving heart will likely be appreciated today.

Dec 15, 2023… Feeling free and letting it all hang loose? Sounds like my typical Friday night (my pajamas and snuggie ARE pretty loose)! Okay, Virgo, there might actually be such a thing as too much freedom. The Moon in Cap conjunct Pluto and then moving into Aquarius to square Jupiter in Taurus and vibes of freedom could be calling your name. And it’ll feel great until you’re free falling off the side of a cliff. Enjoy the vibes and do you — within reason. Don’t go jumping off skyscrapers in your journey to feed your soul. Find ways to chase your ambitions and use the vibes to help you — like launching the weekend early, planning a new project that’s been on your mind, or even just getting in those loose pajamas. You’ve got this.

Dec 14, 2023… Don’t look now, but your ego is showing like a plumber’s crack. Okay, so it won’t be THAT scary, but actually, Virgos could experience a boost in their self-esteem and ego this Thursday thanks to the Moon in Cap square Chiron in Aries and trine Uranus in Taurus. The vibes today will be great for feeling good about yourself and spreading positivity around you like a sticky-fingered kid high-fiving people’s faces and leaving strawberry jelly in their wake — but the jelly will be positivity. Spread it everywhere and be radically kind with your sticky goo. Aim for the good today, V.

Dec 13, 2023… No offense, but you’re looking a little bloated. When’s the last time you took some Pepto? I’m not trying to know your business, but it’s maybe time for a system flush, buddy. You’re in luck because today’s vibes will be all about preparing for a new slate as the Moon hits aspects to Mercury and Jupiter. Deal with the ish that’s been building up so that you’ll be free for new pursuits, Virgo! Lighten your load today and you can chase new dreams tomorrow.

Dec 12, 2023… Feeling on top of the world can be badass — but not if you find yourself standing on a pile of people to do it. Determined Virgo, beware of power-tripping while the Moon in Sag conjuncts Mars and the Sun. You may be tempted to take shortcuts for time’s sake, but you know in your reliable heart-of-hearts that shortcuts, if they hold other people, back won’t help you in the long run. The top of the world won’t be as awesome of a view if you don’t have a posse to enjoy it with. Enjoy the powerful energy, but don’t turn into a power-hungry gremlin in the process. Heck, use that energy to buy your friends a round of drinks or play wingman to a buddy for a happier outcome. You got it, V!

Dec 11, 2023… Dream warrior, are you ready?! Put on a fresh pair of optimism underwear and strap up your boot laces — because today’s vibes will be great for the unexpected. Yee-frickin-haw! The thing is, Virgo, your adventures might not go exactly according to plan. Even if things veer from the main stretch and you have to go offroad, your optimism can help you see the fun in the detours. Roadtrip it up, V. Are we there yet?

Dec 10, 2023… Feeling spicy hot, Virgo? With the Moon in Scorpio opposing Uranus in Taurus and trine Neptune in Pisces, you could find yourself rearing for some romance. These vibes won’t be something you can just burn through without consequences though. Romance could be here to stay. Use these vibes wisely (AKA don’t use someone willy-nilly for a selfish fling). Or else you might end up with a broken heart yourself. No, but really, you could hurt someone if you don’t take their feelings seriously, V. If you pursue romance today, make sure you and your cutie are on the same wavelengths! Or, safely engage in some self-love and rejuvenate yourself. Your choice… go forth and own it!

Dec 9, 2023… Free falling from an airplane? Sounds like a fun time for Virgo! The vibes that will be in the air will promote feelings of being happy-go-lucky as the Moon in Scorpio will be opposing Jupiter in Taurus, conjunct Venus, and trine Mars in Pisces. That’s the stuff of dreams for a Virgo. Beware! Don’t get so caught up carelessly chasing your dreams that you leave your friends in the dust. Check in with them and make sure they can keep up. Otherwise, you might accidentally ignite some bridges. Anyway, vibes and future plans tend to be more fun with a zoom party if you can swing it. Post-pandemic free falling with friends?! Fun! For the independent V, you can have an amazing vibe just being you and going your own way on your own terms.

Dec 8, 2023… Half the Zodiac may give some serious side eye to the idea of practicality being on par with love, but your pragmatic nature has already figured out that a love that helps can be a powerful one, Virgo. The Moon in Libra square Pluto in Cap, which will offer helpful vibes mixed with loving ones. You know that doing the laundry so your loved one doesn’t have to could have a stronger impact that any poorly written love poem. Looking for ways to come through for your partner (or friend or the greater good) could have a big emotional payout. Which is not, I repeat NOT, why you’ll want to do it. Not that you keep count of your Karma points or anything. I mean, that would be crazy business. Anyhow, go with your keen instincts on this and remember that taking action is a love language, too.