Category: Virgo AV

Feb 1, 2024… Happy February Fools, Virgo! Deck the Halls! Wait. What? With flowers, practical jokes, Groundhogs and Easter Bunnies? At least, as far as the vibes of the day will go with the Moon in Libra square Mercury in Cap and then moving to Scorpio to square Pluto in Aquarius, it could be a beautiful one. Expect nurturing, philosophical thoughts, and learning to be a part of your day. Sure, your next Halloween costume doesn’t have to match the vibes, but they can if you like. Yes, you can do that. And why not? It’s 2024. There aren’t any rules anymore. You do you, V, and I hope your night is more treat than trick.

Jan 31, 2024… High school never ends — particularly the learning part. Virgos could experience this sensation as intuitive learning is promoted by Moon in Libra square Mars in Cap. You could turn out to be a mentor or seek one out this Wednesday. You may even find yourself in both positions! No matter which side of the lecture hall you’re on, lessons can be learned and growth can be achieved. Go optimistically towards learning, thinking and getting smarter, more experience, or advice — or dishing out these things.

Jan 30, 2024… Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead… or if both can learn to keep their mouths shut! Virgo’s mouthy side could make an appearance thanks to the Moon in Libra square Venus in Cap and trine Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius. Look, if someone blabs to you about something or someone, you’ll likely have to fight real hard to keep it to yourself. Still, the effort will be worth it. Don’t pass it on, unless you want to royally screw yourself. If you feel the itch to gab, shove some twizzlers in your mouth! Or, you know, just remind yourself that it’s not worth the hassle of opening your mouth. Live long and prosper.

Jan 29, 2024… Pull my hair, touch me there! The Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces could have some Leo sensuality peaking this Monday, which will likely lead to an interesting day. Seek pleasure and set your boundaries as you like them, but don’t be too afraid of getting close to someone. The vibes will support an adventure in intimacy! You could be shocked at how nice emotional intimacy can feel. Can you dig it, Virgo?

Jan 28, 2024… Technical malfunctions got me messed uuUUUPPPppp. Virgo, your optimism could seriously come in clutch as the Moon in Virgo will be trine Mars and Venus in Cap and Uranus in Taurus. As long as you can bounce back from any tech issues, you can still make this Sunday a fabulous one. Some autocucumber issues, wifi glitches, and a cracked TV screen can’t stop you from enjoying life (unless you let it…). Pour your optimism into a Trenta-sized to-go cup, V. You’ll likely need it, and so might the people around you. Sharing is caring — unless it’s the flu!

Jan 27, 2024… Do you smell melting plastic?? Like, is something burning or is it just your hot desires, Virgo (wink, wink)? With Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you could find your spicy side awakening this Saturday. What you do with this ooh-la-la energy is up to you, but be wary of becoming overly aggressive or pushy with this utterly plutonic energy. Channel the earthy Virgo Moon vibe to find a sweet spot of getting what you want without going too far. You’ve got this, V!

Jan 26, 2024… Maybe back the eff up, buttercup. While smacking heads together and striding over the prone bodies may seem like the fastest way to deal with a nagging problem, try using your noggin for other, better solutions. Look, Virgo, the Moon in your Sun sign will square Uranus in Taurus. Basically, the vibes will be shifting, and whatever crisis you think could be resolved with violence (or threats) will likely shift into something so insignificant you’d feel embarrassed for making such a big deal about it. So, chill. Instead, back up, sit down, and chill out until you analyze your way to dealing with challenges that doesn’t involve needing an alibi or a shovel.

Jan 25, 2024… Responsibilities are piling up, but what can you do when your schedule could be packed with way more interesting things? Between your weakness with follow-through and the anti-work/pro-daydreaming vibes from Moon opposing Pluto and the Sun in Aquarius and square Jupiter in Taurus, it could be all too easy to shrug off your duties and just do whatever. Don’t just do whatever, Virgo! Take care of your responsibilities now so you have more time for fun (and less stress) later. No work and all play makes Vs screwed over. Don’t screw yourself over, friend. Do what you gotta do.

Jan 24, 2024… Virgo, I hope you like unplanned adventures! Missing the train, getting in the wrong rideshare, or accidentally getting on a bus to the Arctic Tundra could be in your future as the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces promotes missteps throughout the day. That could seriously suck. Buuuuutttt it could also seriously be a chance to go adventuring and learn new stuff. Lather yourself in your signature scent of optimism and make the most of the misadventures. Welcome to the North Pole!

Jan 23, 2024… Look! A rabbit hole to fall into! Virgo, nobody’s got time for that. Pull your head out of your hole this instant and quit with the overthinking. Sure, a Cancer Moon opposing Mars and Mercury and trine Saturn in Pisces could mean you’ll be fielding signals like a bachelor in a room full of wannabe actresses, but that doesn’t mean you need to overthink about what it means. Use your grownup words and ASK when you feel like something hinky could be going on. Instead of assuming the worst, you could even put your thinking cap on and come up with a way to let people know you care. Instead of turning into the human equivalent of a barnacle, try showing your appreciation by giving them space to think their thoughts without getting paranoid about it. Could be they have their minds on work or something that has nothing to do with you. Am I saying everything might not be about you? Use your excellent judgment and figure that one out for yourself. In the meantime, calm your pits and go be awesome!

Jan 22, 2024… Float like a butterfly, sting like a Virgo. This Monday, your spiciness can come in handy for fighting off the Universe’s BS. As the Moon in Gemini will be opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, there could be unforeseen obstacles popping up like a less fun version of whack-a-mole. Don’t give up. Instead, give the Universe a hell-worthy glimpse of your determination as you continue without fail towards your goals, Virgo. Game on, Universe.

Jan 21, 2024… I hope you’re all stocked up on fire extinguishers, Virgo, because you’ll likely need a butt ton for the fires flaming up this Sunday. With the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces, it could be a struggle to keep that temper in check. If you do have to let it loose, get fired up so that you can stand up for someone or something important to you — not just because you got a medium rather than a large fry. Don’t burn the whole dang world to the ground. Heading first with aggression likely won’t turn out great. Think, feel, plan. Use your fire for something worthwhile, V. Shoot for the greater good.