Category: Virgo AV

Nov 13, 2023… Think of a big yellow balloon, happily floating at a park on a clear day. Whether that balloon is held by a happy child enjoying the day out or by a big scary knife-wielding clown freaking the crap out of everyone in sight… well, that may be the perfect representation of the vibe today will have. Thoughts could have best case scenario/worst case scenario feels depending on your state of mind. A positive outlook could feel enhanced while a negative one could take dark, twisty turns. With the Moon in Scorpio conjunct the Sun and Mars and opposing Uranus in Taurus, healing energy will be in the air along with a strong sense of self-worth. Use that energy to power through dark thoughts or ride the wave of good ones. Stick to the path, steadfast Virgins, and avoid creepy clowns.

Nov 12, 2023… The problem with blinders? They can help you avoid a pitfall up ahead — only to get hit by the bus you didn’t see coming. The Moon in Scorpio opposing Jupiter in Taurus could reflect a temptation to go all in — in a big way! While the vibes will be great for communicating how you feel, take care not to say too much just because you’ll be feeling all the feels. Instead, take off the damn blinders and make sure you see the big picture and not just the end goal in order to, you know, reach your end goal without getting blindsided, Virgo.

Nov 11, 2023… Loud, proud, and blazing with brilliance, here comes good ole Virgo! You’re not one to hide how you’re feeling and you aim confidently at your dreams. The vibe today will call you to be your most unique and amazing self. A word of warning, though… Look before you leap today while the Moon in Libra will be square Pluto in Cap and then moving into Scorpio to trine Saturn in Pisces. Sometimes, V, you know you can get a little ahead of yourself and the next thing you know you’re waking up in your neighbor’s attic wearing nothing but body glitter and a speedo, you know? Instead, run full speed ahead towards new adventures toward where you want to be — with your head on straight.

Nov 10, 2023… Look out world, the King (or Queen) is awake! While confidence will be in the air today, this combo of Moon in Libra opposing Chiron in Aries vibes could also shine a light on the Virgo’s tendency to go big and get it right. Often times, Leos are full of energy and optimism but that doesn’t mean they’re invulnerable to mood swings and bratty meltdowns if they feel locked down and caged in. Sounds like a good time, right? Well, V, you can always focus on different, more down-to-earth vibes and ride on the energies of confidence by focusing on positive goals. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams and whatnot! Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.

Nov 9, 2023… DTF? Yeah, Virgos are darn tootin fun! Also, the vibes this Thursday could open up some spicy opportunities if you’re down to it. It’s midweek and you’ll be hot AF. Your wildest fantasies could come true, V — even if that wildest dream is to be left the hell alone with your socially distant self. Setting boundaries and communicating consent will be the keys for unlocking the benefits of this Thursday’s Moon in Libra conjunct Venus vibes, and we know you’ve got this.

Nov 8, 2023… Scratch, scratch. You hear that? No, that’s not a mouse in your walls! That’d be your friendly neighborhood Virgo losing their ish thanks to the vibes this Wednesday. There will be some charged up energies in the air with the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus that could have you itching to explode if you don’t find a way to channel the lively vibes like RIGHT NOW. Deep breaths, V. Do what you gotta do to channel the electrical fire scorching through your insides into something that gets you even closer to your passions and intentions.

Nov 7, 2023… Being a virtuous Virgin and judging everyone else for falling short of your ideals won’t help your vibe, V. The Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus energy could have you caught up in drama at first, but gaining a new perspective could help you level your vibe up. Using your fierce ambition to focus on reaching goals and overcoming challenges could help you get over yourself long enough to do some good. Slay the day, Virgo!

Nov 6, 2023… Putting your fist through the picture window won’t improve your view — and it could just hurt like a mofo! The energy of the Moon in Leo square Mercury in Scorpio and then moving into Virgo could have you short of patience when you are tackling a task. You may prefer getting it done alone over teamwork today if the energy tempts you to give some serious side eye to everyone not working as hard as you. Some people who aren’t Virgos actually REST sometimes — and maybe just this once, you might want to follow suit and schedule a little fun just for you.

Nov 5, 2023… More challenges? Hell to the yeah! You just keep walking right on over them. Of all the Zodiac, Virgos don’t break their stride (or break a sweat) over most challenges. You probably get off on tackling an obstacle. Having a full plate means your hands have something to do other than play with yourself. Yeah, I went there. The Moon in Leo will be square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, and if you keep to your can-do attitude, extra responsibility won’t seem daunting. It may even feel invigorating. You could whine about the extra time and how much other junk you have to do, but you’ll likely want to move forward without wasting any time with complaints. After all, Vs excel at being absolutely amazing in the face of stuff and nonsense.

Nov 4, 2023… Hide your children! Hide your wives! Hell — hide your husbands! Virgos could be seriously irritable this Saturday, which means they’ll likely roar anything that dares to be even slightly annoying (AKA everything near them). And when an enraged Virgo appears, look out! Now, V, don’t get ticked at me for saying this, but try to chill. Don’t let the emotional vibes seep through your pores and dampen your sunshine. This Moon in Leo square the Sun in Scorpio and Jupiter in Taurus can make for a great vibe for you… if you just let the feelings flow. Now get on out there and shine!

Nov 3, 2023… Oh, lucky day! With the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces, you’ll likely experience a load of awesome sauce spraying over you like one of those Fame water dumps they show on the TV. Is that ever done in real life? I NEED TO KNOW. I digress. Ahem! Virgo, get ready to welcome some good vibes as things in life could become more clear with improved communications and better “luck” this Friday! See, the Universe doesn’t always try to kick you in the pants. Rejoice in the solid Moon moving into Leo vibes today and use them to kick some figurative ass. You da boss, V!

Nov 2, 2023… Go on and post that selfie that makes you look like the baddest boss around. You look good, and you know it, and when you get put in charge of a big problem, you’ll feel confident enough to tackle it without as much as a flicker. The Moon in Cancer trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio will be strong for attention, love, and nurturing, but it may also help you focus in on solutions. Take the recognition that comes your way by skipping the humble brag and going straight to the part where you show that you’re one of the best in the Zodiac for kicking tail and taking names. You do you, and you’ll shine bright like a diamond. Go ring in this new year being fabulous, Virgo.