Category: Virgo AV

Dec 27, 2023… Virgo, you’re all that and a pack of dried seaweed (that’s a compliment, I promise). Because you’re so freaking fabulous, why not treat yourself for a job well done? When you absolutely NAIL life today with the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries, you’ll deserve a pat on the back for all your accomplishments and your incredible ability to be uniquely you. Reach around and give yourself a hearty smack on the tail, V. Keep on keeping on, you marvelous masterpiece.

Dec 26, 2023… No to the heck no. That could be your mood today. No one’s saying Virgo can be stubborn (well…), but you could find yourself feeling resistant to change with the Moon opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces. Digging in your heels could wear out your favorite shoes for no good reason, my friend. You know change is a part of life yadda yadda. Accepting that could be a challenge if the surprises that come your way don’t feel awesome at first. Still, never fear. You have the leadership skills and energy to navigate change — even when you don’t want to. Use that energy to your advantage, and don’t forget to add a little self-care to your day. And maybe steer clear of confrontation if you’re feeling testy.

Dec 25, 2023… You may be the cat’s pajamas, but that doesn’t mean you’re beyond some self-betterment, Virgo. The Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, exploding with vibes that’ll be just grand for personal growth. Yes, you’re a magnificent beast, V, but imagine if you were even MORE magnificent. Yeah, that’s the stuff. Shake that glorious mane. Everyone else will need shades and protective gear around you because your awesome will be so thick. You’ll be able to work on fortifying your strong qualities this Monday and wow the peanut gallery. Ready for a power up?

Dec 24, 2023… “I will not calm down! I like being FIRED UP!!” Okay, Virgo. Hear me out. Even though the Moon in Taurus will be trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, that doesn’t mean you’ve got to set the world on fire. Sure, it’ll probably be hard to express yourself emotionally thanks to these dumb vibes, but setting things on fire won’t make things better. Have a cup of tea, simmer down, and give yourself time to sift through your emotions. This little energy shift is a lesson about working through your feelings and learning a little about you — THEN you can get on with some fabulous action!

Dec 23, 2023… You know what sucks? Vacuum cleaners. Well, Virgo, thanks to the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio, you could be in for a sweet treat known as overthinking. That could suck, so screw that. The Universe can take back its crappy gift and you, my friend, can overcome any anxious or compulsive-thinking vibes. How? Do what you do and just live in this moment, right here and now. Who is better at turning thought into a great adventure? Only NO ONE. Also, remind your brain that you’re the boss of your thoughts, not the Universe. You got this, V.

Dec 22, 2023… Warning for non-Virgos who might be reading this: Don’t be surprised if you get throat punched (metaphorically, of course) for waking up a napping Virgo today. (See? We gave your partners a head’s up. You’re welcome.). After all, the vibes while the Moon in Taurus conjuncts Jupiter and trines Mercury in Cap could promote cranky feelings if people interrupt your dreaming. Still, these will be epic vibes for bringing amazing ideas out of your dream state. You could miss something super interesting or important if you zone out too often today, though. So, if you do get drawn away from your deep thoughts… remember you have to face some Dreamus Interruptus at some point so that you can put those plans into action!

Dec 21, 2023… “Being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble,” advises Mufasa. Say it louder for the Lions in the back! This Thursday, the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag will bring with it vibes of learning new stuff. Maybe you could learn what true bravery is. Or how not to run straight into the elephant graveyard. Just some thoughts. In all seriousness, if you use these vibes to learn, your growth as a person can help you better achieve your dreams. Starting right now, V.

Dec 20, 2023… Jumping over hurdles like you’re going for the gold may be another day at the office for determined Virgos, but you could find that the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag could give you a solid boost for clearing the path. Challenges may not seem so challenging today. Just don’t get too cocky. You’ll still need to make sure you won’t be tempted by short-cuts or stepping over others to get ahead. Stay in your lane, keep your cool, and enjoy a relatively easy day doing what you love to do — reaching new heights and collecting the rewards that come with the cool view.

Dec 19, 2023… Feeling as restless as a crackhead awaiting their dealer, Virgo? Well, luckily for you, I’ve got your fix right here, buddy. The vibes today will be great for dealing better with hurt feelings and underlying emotions. Get a handle on this stuff NOW and quit having to deal with nonsense that’s holding you down and making you feel caged. You can’t run headfirst into life until you deal with the pile of crap you’re lugging behind you. Use the vibes to work through those tough emotions today and you could just find your restlessness cured. Ah, sweet freedom!

Dec 18, 2023… Like wandering into a candle store that smells like feet, this Monday could really stink for Virgo. Or — hear me out — it could be not stinky. Maybe you LIKE foot-scented candy. Or perhaps it turns out you can buy candy by the foot! V, use your royal airs and the Captain Strangepork vibes in the air to make the most of your day. Maybe try switching up the old daily routine. You might explore some backroads or watch a new documentary on haunted dolls… Whatever happens today, do something a little different for an extra dose of fun.

Dec 17, 2023… Somebody’s bringing seshy back (wink, wink). It’s you, Virgo. You’ll be putting the spice in spicy this Sunday. Well, more specifically it’ll be the vibes revealing just how amazing you are. Be yourself and rock what you’ve got. Even if you’re not in the mood for getting your romance on, you can still rock the confidence boost and strut your fine rear right on towards your goals. Those obstacles over there? They’re too busy swooning at your hot vibe to try and stop ya. Get it, V!

Dec 16, 2023… Like a wealthy philanthropist who literally poops money, Virgos could be feeling generous today thanks to the vibes reflected by the Moon in Aquarius square Venus in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus. Except it doesn’t have to cost a dime. While giving and gifting is a great way to show your love, this energy will be about adding a little twist to the generosity by surprising your loved ones. If you feel like being an early Santa Claus, it will be a fantastic vibe for it. Maybe they need a new toaster, a better lunchbox, an extra pencil, or a new swing. Okay, maybe not a toaster. Or, maybe you could simply surprise someone with your insight and your time. As long as you’re not popping out from behind trees with that hockey mask you keep under your bed, your unexpected giving heart will likely be appreciated today.