Category: Virgo AV

Dec 3, 2023… If you’re cheesed off all the time, you could end up with emotional constipation, Virgo. The vibes today will basically be a laxative that will make getting that emotional poop out for your system a bit easier. However, the Leo Moon will square Uranus in Taurus. What’s that mean for ole Virgo? Well, it could spell a split between your emotions and your higher thinking. Work with the vibes to bring your head and your heart together. After all, the energies today will be excellent for letting go of built up stuff. So, all the crap that’s been building up? It’s about time to dump it. Now, go forth, feeling clean and new this Sunday!

Dec 2, 2023… Sometimes you just gotta shoot first and decide that whatever you hit was your target all along. Between the Moon in Leo and the weird and wonderful vibe floating around like pollen while she’s trine the Sun in Sag, you may just feel like shooting for the heck of it and hoping for the best in the midst of sneezing fits. Aim for the stars. Aim for the ground. Whatever! Just aim for something and then shoot — metaphorically, of course. Push through any difficult decisions you face today with determination! Maybe take a leap of faith — just not off a cliff or a bridge. That’s not what I’m talking about. If you arrive at a crossroads this Saturday, try choosing the path that scares you the most. That’s likely the one that will help you grow the most, too. Barrell towards your target decision like an arrow with a homing device, V!

Dec 1, 2023… Maybe it’s about time you made the onions cry, huh?! Well, there’s no time for tears today. Just adulting for Virgos (and maybe silently crying in the supply closet during your lunch break, IDK). With the Moon in Leo trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus this Friday, you may feel inclined to act out with impatience and carelessness. Go big or go home, am I right? I’m sorry to say, but you’ll want to try really hard not to give in to impulses to escape today. The vibe will be all about adulting through your problems. While it may seem easier to run away from the issues that arise throughout the day, the Virgo ability to hit your mark when your eye is on the prize has equipped you to solve whatever problems the Universe throws at you. Saddle up, V, because there will be plenty of targets to hit and smack down.

Nov 30, 2023… Like an elephant running from a mouse, the Virgos will likely be treading water to get away from people today. Run!!! V, your intellectual nature sometimes makes you hard to pin down when it comes to love, which is likely totally fine with you, I’m sure. However, the nurturing vibes that will be the air today may make you feel extra-special smothered by the people around you. Actually, you may even lose your cool and snap at the people closest to you to back the heck off. It’s not a good look for you. Instead, try using your knack for thinking to put into words what you need (e.g. I could use some space) without pouring verbal hot lava on someone’s face. You can do it, V!

Nov 29, 2023… Yo, Virgo! Your rain dances could finally be paying off as the Cancer Moon will be vibing with hope, confidence, and good fortune on the vibes. Talk about an easy Wednesday where opportunities could abound! Seize the friggin day, my dude. Life is what you make it, so make this Hump Day a good one. The planets are aligned in your favor, after all. Do what you do best, V. Make this opportunity count.

Nov 28, 2023… A sharp tongue hurts more than just the person you lick, Virgo. Okay, that sounds kinda gross. Let me try this again. The vibes in the air today could reflect some complex emotions and you will likely find yourself tempted into shanking people with your claws. Not only can harsh words hurt the person you hurl them at, you could also end up burning bridges and catching yourself on fire. Fight the vibes, dude. You can channel higher thinking and refuse to let the vibes bring you down to be someone you aren’t. Use it for healing, not pinching!

Nov 27, 2023… Keep the fire department on standby, Virgo, because today could be coming in hot. A Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag could bring an emotional intensity to the day. Be careful to stay in your lane today — but maybe out of the fire lane, too. Using knowledge that comes to you well couldn’t hurt, but digging into ish that’s none of your business could have you earning someone’s ire and lighting the wrong kind of fire. If you really want to turn up the heat, stick to heating up the sheets. Stay hydrated and you’ll get through the day on top, V.

Nov 26, 2023… So charming it’s alarming, Virgos likely will swagger into this day and make the rest of the Zodiac swoon with a Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces going on. Your smooth talk could have doors opening, and you might make a new friend or attract a new lover. Sit down, people already in relationships; no one means you’ll be getting something on the side, but you could ignite your current partner’s passion. Expect to feel greater balance and to get a boost to your already magnetic personality. You’re totally swoon-worthy, V.

Nov 25, 2023… Could that sparkle be coming from your eyes or the jewels in your royal crown, Virgo? When a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus, the energy could marry harmony with idealism. Your lofty standards could have you stepping into your personal power today and feeling strong, my friend. You’ll also be less likely to hold it against other people if they haven’t quite leveled up yet. You could be feeling a deep sense of peace and a desire to move into the next phase. Your courage won’t have you hesitating, and your energy will naturally attract others to be near you — if only to warm themselves by your fire. Expect to inspire and be inspired by your own magnificent mojo, V.

Nov 24, 2023… Like a caged tiger at a budget circus, you may feel like biting off the head of the next person who cracks a whip in your direction. (Unless you’re into that kind of thing, of course.) Your could find yourself yearning to be free with the Moon in Aries square Pluto in Cap and then moving to Taurus to conjunct Jupiter. Instead of enjoying attention, you could be feeling like sprinting in the opposite direction. Know that this sticky, claustrophobic vibe will be fleeting, and if you run from attention, you might slap yourself in the forehead later. So, soak it up, V and let love in.

Nov 23, 2023… Buckle your seatbelt today, Virgo. It’s going to be, well… interesting (or it could suck. That’s up to you.). Remember, while you could find yourself dropping more F-bombs than usual, for F**K’s sake, V, remember there can be kids around. Just bite your tongue… (F**K) ouch! Right? It will be all about progress today with the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mercury in Sag. Growing pains can pop up… OR you could embrace it like the boss you are and power right on through.

Nov 22, 2023… “Hold my beer” are three words you never want to hear a Virgo say. Oh, crap. Take cover. Like, you know something interesting is about to happen but it’s also gonna be incredibly off the wall and/or dangerous. V, you have a presence even when you’re not hogging up the spotlight, so maybe take a chill pill every now and again (Like, right now. Today would be great.). Your friendly nature will allow you to enjoy some company without flash or antics. Have fun today, but refrain from being the first to volunteer to jump off the roof. You can have just as much fun watching the others be knuckleheads. Be adventurous but don’t fight for the right to be the center of attention. Find joy in being part of the circle. This new perspective could pleasantly surprise you.