Category: Virgo AV

Nov 9, 2023… DTF? Yeah, Virgos are darn tootin fun! Also, the vibes this Thursday could open up some spicy opportunities if you’re down to it. It’s midweek and you’ll be hot AF. Your wildest fantasies could come true, V — even if that wildest dream is to be left the hell alone with your socially distant self. Setting boundaries and communicating consent will be the keys for unlocking the benefits of this Thursday’s Moon in Libra conjunct Venus vibes, and we know you’ve got this.

Nov 8, 2023… Scratch, scratch. You hear that? No, that’s not a mouse in your walls! That’d be your friendly neighborhood Virgo losing their ish thanks to the vibes this Wednesday. There will be some charged up energies in the air with the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus that could have you itching to explode if you don’t find a way to channel the lively vibes like RIGHT NOW. Deep breaths, V. Do what you gotta do to channel the electrical fire scorching through your insides into something that gets you even closer to your passions and intentions.

Nov 7, 2023… Being a virtuous Virgin and judging everyone else for falling short of your ideals won’t help your vibe, V. The Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus energy could have you caught up in drama at first, but gaining a new perspective could help you level your vibe up. Using your fierce ambition to focus on reaching goals and overcoming challenges could help you get over yourself long enough to do some good. Slay the day, Virgo!

Nov 6, 2023… Putting your fist through the picture window won’t improve your view — and it could just hurt like a mofo! The energy of the Moon in Leo square Mercury in Scorpio and then moving into Virgo could have you short of patience when you are tackling a task. You may prefer getting it done alone over teamwork today if the energy tempts you to give some serious side eye to everyone not working as hard as you. Some people who aren’t Virgos actually REST sometimes — and maybe just this once, you might want to follow suit and schedule a little fun just for you.

Nov 5, 2023… More challenges? Hell to the yeah! You just keep walking right on over them. Of all the Zodiac, Virgos don’t break their stride (or break a sweat) over most challenges. You probably get off on tackling an obstacle. Having a full plate means your hands have something to do other than play with yourself. Yeah, I went there. The Moon in Leo will be square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, and if you keep to your can-do attitude, extra responsibility won’t seem daunting. It may even feel invigorating. You could whine about the extra time and how much other junk you have to do, but you’ll likely want to move forward without wasting any time with complaints. After all, Vs excel at being absolutely amazing in the face of stuff and nonsense.

Nov 4, 2023… Hide your children! Hide your wives! Hell — hide your husbands! Virgos could be seriously irritable this Saturday, which means they’ll likely roar anything that dares to be even slightly annoying (AKA everything near them). And when an enraged Virgo appears, look out! Now, V, don’t get ticked at me for saying this, but try to chill. Don’t let the emotional vibes seep through your pores and dampen your sunshine. This Moon in Leo square the Sun in Scorpio and Jupiter in Taurus can make for a great vibe for you… if you just let the feelings flow. Now get on out there and shine!

Nov 3, 2023… Oh, lucky day! With the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces, you’ll likely experience a load of awesome sauce spraying over you like one of those Fame water dumps they show on the TV. Is that ever done in real life? I NEED TO KNOW. I digress. Ahem! Virgo, get ready to welcome some good vibes as things in life could become more clear with improved communications and better “luck” this Friday! See, the Universe doesn’t always try to kick you in the pants. Rejoice in the solid Moon moving into Leo vibes today and use them to kick some figurative ass. You da boss, V!

Nov 2, 2023… Go on and post that selfie that makes you look like the baddest boss around. You look good, and you know it, and when you get put in charge of a big problem, you’ll feel confident enough to tackle it without as much as a flicker. The Moon in Cancer trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio will be strong for attention, love, and nurturing, but it may also help you focus in on solutions. Take the recognition that comes your way by skipping the humble brag and going straight to the part where you show that you’re one of the best in the Zodiac for kicking tail and taking names. You do you, and you’ll shine bright like a diamond. Go ring in this new year being fabulous, Virgo.

Nov 1, 2023… If you’ve ever been tempted to throw a computer or phone out the window or smash it all to pieces, you’ll be well-prepared for the technical cluster-fluff of this day. But replacing your television, phone, or laptop will likely be an unnecessary experience if you go into this energy of this day of the Moon in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer to trine Saturn in Pisces. Wires may get crossed in more than just your conversations, and Wi-Fi may feel about as reliable as dial-up. Sit down, take a walk, breathe. Do something to shake loose that sense of powerlessness. Learn a new way of doing something or focus on a different task while waiting for technology to behave. The day won’t be lost if the wi-fi goes down. You can jot your resolutions down in ink like it’s the olden days. Come up with a new plan, and then finish the day like a boss, Virgo.

Oct 31, 2023… Walking from one task to the next like the house is on fire could keep your heart rate up, but never slowing down may not be the best approach to overall wellness. Instead of doing all the things like the Little Red Hen on speed, working in a little downtime or well-paced work could help you achieve without over-achieving and running on fumes. Try not to multitask when you eat a meal. Enjoy each bite. Work in some self-care time as well as time for the people (or pets) you love. The Moon in Gemini square Venus in Virgo will make where you’re going less important than how you get there. The energy will flow well when you focus on health and wellness over stats and goals. You matter as much (more!) as any goal you achieve.

Oct 30, 2023… Using other people isn’t expedient; it’s bull spit. Don’t make this mistake today, Virgos, while the Moon in Taurus will be trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini. Stretching the truth a little on your resume might be what’s done, but it could trip you up when you’re expected to know the things you said you did. Taking credit for someone else’s work could help you get all the praise, but it makes you a garbage human being and a poor team player. Throwing someone else under the bus could save your behind, but it’ll make you a jackass in the process. See where I’m going with this? Be steadfast in kindness, love, and gratitude today and you’ll shine like a diamond.

Oct 29, 2023… If you’ve been tripping over bodies on your way to the top rather than lending a helping hand, it could catch up with today, Virgo. The Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus could bring to the surface issues that you’ve been avoiding or consequences of choices you’ve made. Good choices yield good consequences, but bad ones…. Well, you may need to pull on some boots for the crap you’ll be wading through. Don’t worry; you’re not screwed completely just because you tripped time or two on your way to achieving all your goals. If you don’t like the direction you’re going, pull up your fancy undergarments and make your life what you want rather that something that happened to you.