Well, Saggy, prepare to wake up today and get backhanded with the sudden realization that you don’t have control over a dang thing. Surprise! You do, however, have the power to control yourself. Nothing more, nothing less. On the bright side, that means the Universe can’t control you. That job’s already taken, thank you very much! So, no matter what the Universe throws at you this Thursday, step up to the plate and knock it out of the park. Don’t feel like playing baseball? You may not be able to change the game, but you sure as hell can choose to put down the bat and walk away from the diamond (or the opinionated relative). Go get a cookie or something.
