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  • Sagittarius 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… Archer in armor? Impressive. Saggy, you could easily expand your self defense through the assertive vibes reflected by the Moon square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius. Before you argue with me, let me tell you that you DO deserve to stand up for yourself. And it’s one thing to be helpful. It’s a whole other things to become a rug. Today will be fabulous for practicing saying no, being honest about your feelings, and standing up for number one (that’s you, in case you forgot). Are you ready for it? Onward!

  • Scorpio 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… OMG. Don’t look now, but your empathy is showing. Scorpios will likely be feeling extra empathetic this Friday as the Moon in Gemini squares Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius. With this energy, your penchant for befriending all the lovelies, their families, and even family pets, plus the socially isolated could be extra extra. Like, chasing feral cats down an alley Extra. Keep in mind that some folks (and cats) actually prefer to be left alone. Avoid becoming smothering and overbearing in your pursuits, Scorpster. Other than that, you can have a blast with these mom vibes — even if you’re not one. Moms just wanna have fun-nnn. Oh, moms just wanna have funnnn!

  • Libra 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… You, dear Libra, are a powerful goal-achieving machine. We bow to your superiority. But pushing someone to reach their goals is supposed to be metaphorical, Scales. No need to start shoving people when you feel they have the capability to go faster, harder, or stronger toward greater achievements. With the Moon in Gem square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius, you may want to slow your roll — at least when it comes to others. Roll on toward your goals as usual, but take care not to push anyone else when it comes to theirs. Tapping into the day’s empathetic vibe could help you use your inner teaching prowess with a compassionate perspective. Lean deep into the flow of compassion, Libra.

  • Virgo 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… How’s your soul, Great V? If you’ve been experiencing spiritual exhaustion, upset stomach, or diarrhea, look no further than the Moon square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius. These aspects will reflect zealous energies ideal for spiritual pursuits. (The upset stomach and diarrhea thing? Maybe see a doctor about that.) Side effects of these astro vibes may include potential for spiritual healing, newfound purpose, and vision quests. What are you waiting for? Try this for FREE this Friday. Shipping and handling not included.

  • Leo 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… Fierce, loyal, and a total handful. Yeah, I’m talking about Leo. Look, I’m not saying you’re always hard-to-handle, but duking out tough love will be written in the stars with the Moon square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius this Friday. When you channel these energies, you might think you’re being helpful but actually you’ll more than likely hurt someone’s feelings or fire up their rage. Take the love from the tough love vibes and use that piece to show others kindness and acts of appreciation. I believe in you, Lion. Viva love.

  • Cancer 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… Pro tip, Crabby: Fill your mouth with marshmallows to keep from sharing unsolicited advice this Friday. Seriously. Every time you want to let your outspoken nature play in an area marked “none of your business,” open mouth and insert marshmallow. A hot chocolate will make this a win-win situation. With the Moon in Gemini square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius, the energies will call for love and empathy. Helping someone out could be the thing you want to do, but make sure you offer the help THEY want, not what you want for them. Your intuition may be setting off alarm bells on their behalf, but you don’t get to make their choices. Just open mouth, insert marshmallows until the urge to give your opinion passes. Come to think of it, you probably need to buy more marshmallows. Maybe in bulk.

  • Gemini 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… Ever hear of SHUT THE front door, Gem? Intuition will be on high this Friday thanks to the Moon in Gemini square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius. While you may be right more often than usual today, try not to let that go to your head. With the influx of mind power, you may be tempted to teach others lessons or preach loud and proud on a soap box. Don’t. Instead, use your heightened intuition for some self help and personal growth. The greatest lesson you can teach someone today will be learning how to help yourself. You deserve some Gemini-inspired assistance! Make some reservations for TLC, babe.

  • Taurus 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… Smacking the crap out of someone might not be the best way to help them see the light, Bull. You might mean well, but today might require a little more finesse than that. You’ll want to draw on your generosity to take advantage of the vibes of a Gemini Moon square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius. The strong spiritual and empathic vibes could help you connect with a friend in trouble. Just try not to railroad anyone by trying to impose your way over what’s best for them, my friend. Settle your behind down and use your considerable power to focus on what they need, not what you want for them.

  • Aries 3-15-24

    Mar 15, 2024… Hugging someone to death might not be the best way to help them out, Aries. I know you can probably quote scientific studies on the benefits of a good cuddle, but today’s vibes may call for a lighter touch. With the Moon square Venus and Saturn in Pisces and trine Pluto in Aquarius, you’ll have all these fantastic intuitive and empathetic vibes floating in the air like snowflakes. Asserting yourself, keeping in mind that lighter touch, could go a long way to helping someone out without overstepping. Remember: bear hugging people into submission = bad; helping someone out in a gentle way = good. You can do it! Go you!

  • 3-14-24

    Today’s Astrovibe for 3/14/24: The Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. Consider spending the earlier part of your day finishing stuff up before starting anew later in the day. Then, let your personal energy out to play and use your intuition to feel your way through new situations. A good day for challenging yourself to heal, grow, and start new stuff that leads to healing for yourself or loved ones. Go get it, Champ!

  • Pisces 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… You know that pile of projects you started that you never quite got around to finishing? If you’re trying to figure out which pile, I cannot help you, Fishy. Look, pick a task and knock it out this morning on the waves of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. Power through as much as you can to clear out old things to start anew. There will also be lovely energies for healing and adapting to something new. A busy morning could lead to a self-care afternoon, if you allow yourself to flow with the changes without too many high expectations for the day. Have at it, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Aquarius, don’t freak out, but the Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. No, that doesn’t mean apocalypse now. If anything, the incoming energies will be ideal for wrapping up projects and perhaps you can even help quash an apocalypse (who knows?). Not to mention, there will be wonderful vibes ruling the world of wearing your heart on your sleeve. With these energies in your tool box, your intuition can be boosted and you’ll be able to use that to feel your way through new situations. Be grand. Be YOU.