Author: systems

  • Pisces 4-16-24

    Apr 16, 2024… I love hitting all the road bumps! Yeah, said no one ever. Expect a smooth ride today, Pisces, if you’re open learning something new. Eh, who am I talking to? You love learning! Unless it clashes with some of your stronger beliefs… then yikes. With the Moon in Leo opposing Pluto in Aquarius, the focus of the vibes will be on learning something that will likely help your life run more smoothly. That could mean letting go of some half-truths and embracing reality, but I believe you can do just that, Fishy. Go for greatness!

  • Aquarius 4-16-24

    Apr 16, 2024… Peel the onion. Peel, peel the onion. Why you crying, Aquarius? I get it. Things probably haven’t been falling into place like you’d hoped. Something’s missing — the donkey to your ogre onion, perhaps. Luckily, this Tuesday the Moon in Leo opposing Pluto in Aquarius could bring just what you’ve been needing. Information! You might have to dig under a few layers of stinky onion to get there, but any piece of knowledge you uncover could be a total game changer. Time to level up, WB!

  • Capricorn 4-16-24

    Apr 16, 2024… Therapist to Cappy: What do we do when we don’t know something? Goat: Fake it til we make it. Therapist: Ummm… Today’s vibes will be good for actual learning — not just pretending like you knew the answer all along or fudging your way through a task. With a Leo Moon opposing Pluto in Aquarius, the vibes will be hella strong for figuring out what you didn’t already know and using that information to help someone out. So, no faking required. Not at work and not in the bedroom. The lesson could be simple if you pay attention. But don’t fake it. It’s not worth it, and you won’t need to today. Go for the gold by learning what you need to know, my ah-mazing friend.

  • Sagittarius 4-16-24

    Apr 16, 2024… LOVE YOURSELF! I know, Saggy, that’s easier screamed than done. The thing is, though, the Leo Moon opposing Pluto in Aquarius will reflect bombshell self-care energies this Tuesday. Don’t let this opportunity for loving yourself go to waste. While self-care may be best when you do it EVERY day, taking baby steps to build up to that can start today. How’s every second Tuesday work for ya? Pencil in some TLC for yourself, Sag. You’ll thank yourself later.

  • Scorpio 4-16-24

    Apr 16, 2024… You ever work on a jigsaw puzzle only to discover you’re missing a piece? Yeah, it blows. Especially when that puzzle is actually your life, eh Scorpio? Well, fortunately, the Moon in Leo opposing Pluto in Aquarius could shed light on that missing piece. Essentially, this Tuesday will offer opportunities for you to learn important information that you didn’t know, and that knowledge could help in making things go more smoothly for ya. Do how you do, Scorpster. Seek truth! Enlighten yourself and then use the newfound wisdom to your advantage. Viva la revolution!

  • Libra 4-16-24

    Apr 16, 2024… While grabbing on to the next rung in the ladder or planning out your next awe-inspiring achievement, keep your eyes peeled for learning something unexpected, Libra. With the Moon in Leo opposing Pluto in Aquarius, staying open to new ideas will likely benefit you greatly. Pffft as if you could get any greater. Well, I know the way you plan things seems best in the moment, but don’t rule out adjusting the plan if better information comes along. Not to mention, learning a new lesson could help you help someone else along the way. Now that sounds truly awe-inspiring!

  • Virgo 4-16-24

    Apr 16, 2024… What a drag. Like, has this week been dragging for you, Virgo? It’s only Tuesday! As fortune favors the Virgo, the Moon opposing Pluto in Aquarius could help cut back on that early midweek sluggishness. Self-care vibes will be in the air, ripe for the taking. Take a chunk outta this not-so-forbidden fruit and take the time to care for YOU. While you might not have the means to go all-out for an entire day of “me” (who does?!), you can still use the vibes to your advantage by taking a few moments here and there for self-care. Keep it up!

  • Leo 4-16-24

    Apr 16, 2024… How’s your chill bone, Leo? Maybe time for a check-up? Well, the Moon opposing Pluto in Aquarius could help with that as it releases rest and relaxation energies. Take a chance on them (and yourself) to chill and recharge. Now, I don’t mean you’ve gotta take the day off and go to a spa resort (you do you, though). Even if it’s just for a few minutes, take some time for YOU. Center yourself, like do deep breathing or jam out to screamo music in your car. Whatever keeps you feeling good. Make today yours, Lion!

  • Cancer 4-16-24

    Apr 16, 2024… This day could seem easy peasy lemon squeezy. Or, for a seasonal twist, it could be sunny funny money honey. You’re welcome, Crabby. With the energy of the Moon in Leo opposing Pluto in Aquarius, you just might find that learning a new thing could make the day flow more easily. Maybe you’ll get clarity on something you were assuming or something will be said to help clear the air. Could be that you learn something that helps you complete an unfinished project. Stay open, and you’ll likely find important answers within reach. Grab them up, Cancer!

  • Gemini 4-16-24

    Apr 16, 2024… Hey, I’ve got a secret for ya. You’re awesome! BOOM. Not quite what you were expecting, Gemini? Well, with the Moon in Leo opposing Pluto in Aquarius, legit important information will likely come to light. This info could make things go better for you if you choose to use it. Now, there’s a catch. (Of course there’s a catch!) Sometimes information can be more harmful than helpful, even if it’ll give you a leg up in the short term. Beware of burning bridges with whatever tinder of information you acquire this Tuesday. Use it wisely, Gem.

  • Taurus 4-16-24

    Apr 16, 2024… You’ve got a # 1 fan, Bull. Spoiler alert: it’s you. At least, it should be. With a Leo Moon opposing Pluto in Aquarius, the focus should be going right where it needs to be — to you. Only instead of waiting around for everyone to shower you with admiration, the energy will be ripe for you to do that for yourself. Wait — wut? Hear me out, Taurus. Sure, you deserve all the kudos and attention in the world, but sometimes, you need to give that to yourself. After all, don’t you deserve the best? So, go make yourself the top priority, and you’ll likely find that everything goes as smoothly as butter on a hot biscuit, my friend.

  • Aries 4-16-24

    Apr 16, 2024… Step One: Take care of you. Step Two: Repeat. Seriously, Aries, with a Leo Moon opposing Pluto in Aquarius, you’ll want to take care of you. It’s simple; you should also be a priority in your life. I know taking care of everyone else is just your schtick, and it’s a big, amazing schtick, you need care, too. Taking time for yourself could make your life go so much more smoothly and help you face challenges with a sense of calm. Plus, it’s just good for you, like drinking the right amount of water and getting some exercise. So, practice what you preach and take the best care in the history of ever of YOU for a change.