Author: systems

  • Capricorn 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Time to rise and grind, Cappy. The Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. Get stuff done and out of the way because the energy will be strong for learning and growing. Use that energy to clean your plate, so to speak, so you can focus on what you want and need for your life. You’ve got hustle on hustle, able Goat, and today will be no exception. Allow the time to rest between finishing one task and diving into the next with a sense of healing, purpose, and clarity.

  • Sagittarius 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… It could be tempting to pull a Moon and go Void of Course this Thursday, eh Saggy? Well, you can’t. You aren’t a planet nor a space rock. And the Moon isn’t VoC. Sorry not sorry. The Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. It will be the ideal time to finish stuff up as the Uranus and Mars floodgates for starting new challenges revs up, especially the kind that challenge you to evolve. Get a solid sleep and a good meal so you can embrace these energies with both hands, bro. Cuddle me impressed!

  • Scorpio 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Throwing acid is wrong, in some people’s eyes. Ba-dum-pssshhh! You see what I did there? And there? Jokes aside, laughter can be a great way to heal and lift spirits. Scorpio, with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius this Thursday, you could find the “carebear vibes” taking over your sanity. If you’re feeling extra empathetic, you can totally try using laughter as a tool to lift your own mood and help others find bits of joy despite life’s circumstances. Of course, consult the three rules of comedy (which I just made up right now): read the room, don’t poke bears, and resist any urge to laugh at someone else’s expense. Otherwise, ROLF as much as you want, Scorpster.

  • Libra 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Checking things off your to-do list could leave a slap-happy smile on your face that causes the rest of the Zodiac to edge carefully away from you while wondering if you’ve got bodies buried in the basement. No judgement here, Libra. You’ll likely benefit from using the energizing Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius vibes at the start of the day to conquer your to-do’s. I’m sure you’ll adore knocking out your duties, but you may love treating yourself even more. Enjoy the fruits of your labor, dear Scales, because you abso-ducking-lutely deserve it!

  • Virgo 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Congratulations, Virgo! You’ve won a brandddd newwww Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. So, what does that mean for you? This Thursday will be ideal for tying bows on those projects and sharpening your follow-through skills. There will be intense vibes of charging toward the future. Get ready to get woken up, my friend. Evolution will only be a hop and skip away for you. Improvements? Make them. Embrace them. Gooo, V!

  • Leo 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… In a sea of change, you’re the Loch Ness Monster, bud. I don’t really know what that means, but I do know that the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius this Thursday afternoon, which shall open a can of sparkly, majestic potential for change. Just be careful you don’t waffle between two choices. Pick a direction and go with it. You can embrace the energies in a positive way by challenging yourself to grow and evolve. Look out, world. Leo is coming in hot!

  • Cancer 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… If doing all the things in the morning sounds like a job for coffee, we could be siblings from another mister or mama. In other words, coffee is life! Enjoy your magic beans before getting as much done as you can with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. The energy will be big for healing and expansion, but you may need more of the joyful java to power through the challenges to growth. Of course, don’t forget to drink all your water today to stay healthy. After all, water isn’t just for making coffee. It’s also for staying hydrated. If you work on being the best version of you, you’ll be powered by more than just magically delicious coffee beans and caffeine. Yay for you, Crabby!

  • Gemini 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… WARNING: This product contains loads of awesome sauce. Geminis will likely experience a day of inspiration and motivation as the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius, thus reflecting fabulous vibes for challenging yourself. Perhaps you’ll engage in mental exercises and brain teasers to bolster your brain power. Maybe you’ll plot a complex plan to initiate a zombie apocalypse. Use the vibes how you see fit, my friend. But, uh, maybe don’t go destructor-inator on the world. Please?

  • Taurus 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Sweeping everything off your desk does not make it done, Bull, but nice try. The morning could have strong vibes toward a clean sweep with a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius in play. You may have some changes in mind that will help you to heal while helping loved ones who struggle, too. It could be a great vibe to inspire someone — by example or by your new handy dandy project. So get on out there and own how wonderful you are!

  • Aries 3-14-24

    Mar 14, 2024… Go ahead and do all the things, Aries. Get out your to-do list and knock it right on out because that Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and square Mars in Aquarius. As the day flows on, so will your energy and intuition. Getting stuff out of the way early could clear your schedule to focus some later-in-the-day time on healing and maybe even embarking on a new project. Could be self-improvement or learning to cross-stitch dirty words on a pillow to give to all your friends at the holidays or it could even be resolving some stuff with someone you love. Just be sure you clear your schedule for whatever could come next, Ram.

  • 3-13-24

    Today’s Astrovibe for 3/13/24: The Moon in Taurus will conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius. Fibs, lying to yourself, or getting caught in a tale you’ve told are all possible themes for the day… so keep it honest to avoid that awkward oopsie. You could feel at odds with yourself, but also could be challenged to rise above and be the better version of yourself, so get going and knock it out of the park!

  • Pisces 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Hope you’ve been using your gab energy for good, Fishy, because if you’ve been practicing any form of deception, today could be a day where you’ll be found out. White lies and tall tales could be revealed today, or you might find that you just can’t lie to yourself anymore about a problem. With a Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius, you could find it challenging to be your best self. But you’re no quitter, Pisces. Well, except for those projects you’ve never finished, but you’ll get back to those… someday. But you’ve definitely got the right stuff to face the day’s challenge to come to a place of honesty — with yourself and others. If you really screwed up, focus on making it right, not beating yourself up. Keep focused on truth and kindness!