Author: systems

  • Aquarius 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Water Bearers don’t have tails, but sometimes they are tall. Huh? Look, Aquarians will likely have to face the consequences of any tall tales they’ve spun as the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius shines a light on even the littlest of lies. While things could get mega awkward this Wednesday, there will also be a chance to totally come clean and work on being a better version of yourself. Don’t be the person you were when you lied about the thing. Embrace the power of truth, dawg. You made your cow patty, now step in it. (gross)

  • Capricorn 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… You look hot in those jeans… but of course, just make sure it isn’t because you have a liar, liar, pants on fire going on. Totally up to you which one it’ll be with a Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius. Lying to yourself or others could be the order of the day, which could have you feeling frustrated. Try to lean into the vibes today by challenging yourself to be better. Facing problems head on could have you looking fierce AF instead of looking like you just got caught with your hand in the cookie jar. Just saying, Cappy. Oh, and you DO look especially hot today!

  • Sagittarius 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… “When I think about you, I hate myself,” a song by Sag (about themselves). Now, come on, Saggy! You’re fantastic! Though you could be feeling at odds with yourself thanks to the angsty energies from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius powering up inner pain, you can overcome the junk vibes. No matter what you’re struggling with (guilt, self-esteem, anxiety), know that you deserve to feel better about you. Seek help as you need it, don’t be a jerk to yourself, and don’t lie to yourself with mean words. Take your brain back, and don’t stand for it telling lies that you’re less than you are.

  • Scorpio 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… You said you wanted a fig newton but they thought you said you wanted to fly gluten. What’s going Scorpster? UGH, the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius will be sprinkling misunderstandings across the land. There is no escape!!! You may not be able to totally avoid these energies, but you can definitely overcome them. Laughing about the flub ups and just staying positive despite the crud communication can help keep your spirits high this Wednesday. Ascend, Scorpio!

  • Libra 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Lying to a Libra should be on the top 10 list of things never to do, along with drinking laundry detergent and shaving your pits with a wet candy cane. Just don’t do it. Any of those things. Ever. With a Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius, you could find yourself seeing clearly as truth vibes flow, dear Scales. If you’ve been lying to yourself, you’ll be called to face that. If others have lied to you, you’ll likely see their true character today. Choose to rise above and be better. Forgive but don’t forget. And don’t sweep things under the rug to avoid dealing with heavy feelings. You deserve so much more than that, thoughtful Friend.

  • Virgo 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Virgo, no amount of bleach can wash away the day, but it can be helpful if you have the plague. No, not to drink. To wipe down the counters. Wow, dude. The Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius will be staining little white lies pink with red wine and there will be no hiding the truth. Maybe you stretched the truth to look cool or perhaps you took credit for something that wasn’t yours. Whatever tiny white lie you might tell could become hugely obvious. If you lie to cover your lies… well, that’s one slippery slope, my friend. So, straight up is the name of the game today. Play it well.

  • Leo 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Uh oh. Somebody stole your Fruit Loops! Trix may be for kids, but Rabbit got his paws on a bowl. Leo, what I’m trying to say is that your secrets will likely come out as the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius could unveil the shadows we prefer to keep hidden. So much for “pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.” He’s out and visible in all his unclothed glory. While these vibes may not lead to an ideal situation (according to you), this Wednesday presents a chance for rising above and being a better version of yourself. Will you take it, Lion?

  • Cancer 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… If throwing darts at lying liars makes you want to type “mood,” “accurate,” or “relatable,” you could be feeling the energy of a Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius, Cancer. Your sense of justice could have you serving up a harsh sentence on those who don’t deal with you honestly, but try to make sure you don’t lie to yourself either. Maybe ask why you keep dishonest people around and face that truth before dishing out punishment. If you can be honest enough to deal with your own issues, you might find yourself showing a little more compassion to the other flawed Sun signs for their challenges. Shine on, Crabby.

  • Gemini 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Stop, drop, and roll! Gemini, you could experience inflammation of emotions as the The Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius attempts to twist words and encourages misunderstandings. The ensuing communication issues can either lead to breakdowns and blow ups or mature conversations, depending on where your head is at. Will you let boiling emotions override logic and reasoning? Or will you choose to take the high road and try to meet others halfway? Disagreements and miscommunications don’t have to turn into ugly arguments. Keep a cool head, Gem.

  • Taurus 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Maybe your nose won’t grow all Pinnochio style just because you told a lie or two, Bull, even if they’re big ones. BUT….nah. May not want to try it out. The Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius could have the vibes strong for fudging the truth in the heat of the moment. That kind of fudge will not be delicious and most definitely should not be handed out as gifts to the ones you love. Instead, gift people with some truth. Whatever white lies you think could save someone from hurt only might only serve to save your own behind, so don’t bother lying to yourself to convince yourself otherwise. Instead, stick to the truth, and you can enjoy a sweet treat without the aftertaste of guilt.

  • Aries 3-13-24

    Mar 13, 2024… Oh, flaming pants of lies! Oh, forked tongue of…. Chicken thighs? Welp, I guess that’s it for poetry today, Ram. Just note that the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and square Pluto in Aquarius could have you tempted to lie to yourself… or fudge the truth with someone else. Fully expect to be caught out if you go that route … hey, that kind of rhymed! Anywho, Aries, maybe make friends with the truth, and you won’t find yourself in the super awkward situation of being revealed as being a lying liar… or cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. Rise above, and end the day with love… and now I’m off to hang my head in shame… since I can’t stop this rhyming game.

  • 3-12-24

    Today’s Astrovibe for 3/12/24: The Moon in Aries will conjunct Chiron. There could be some mixed messages, or one sided-communication. However, putting your lovely energy into helping rather than hurting or taking initiative to make a difference in any situation is also a good bet… because you rock!