Author: systems

  • Pisces 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… If you find yourself asking WHAT THE ACTUAL DUCK when it comes to conversations today, Pisces, you won’t be alone. Your normally amazing conversational skills may skid to a befuddled halt as you try to work out what’s going on. The Moon in Aries will conjunct Chiron, throwing communication firmly out of whack. Expect crossed wires and confusion to rule the day. Tap into your innate ability to get your message across to power past the weird vibes. Instead of switching into condescension by speaking super slow and using extra small words, try rephrasing what you have to say or finding a different way to get your point across. Fewer people will be miffed and you’ll likely find it an altogether easier day, genius Fishy.

  • Aquarius 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… The vibes this Tuesday will be about as pleasant as the smell of wet dog, yo. Aquarians, prepare for some epic communication fails thanks to the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. Sure, communication might be a little off, but that doesn’t mean you can’t try to work towards solutions. Put on your big pants and prepare thyself for a day of problem solving communication errors. Beat back the Universe’s craptastic energies! You’re stronger than the woo woo vibes. Step up.

  • Capricorn 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Where’s your head, Cappy? If it weren’t attached to your body, you’d surely lose it this Tuesday. Caps will likely experience an increase in flighty-ness as the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron sends disruptive waves straight to your brain. Difficulty concentrating, struggle bussing with short term memory, and difficulties with punctuality could all be in the cards for you. While flighty might seem awful at first, you can actually channel the vibes into spontaneity, curiosity, and unique thinking. Find the upside to these energies, little optimist. Take flight!

  • Sagittarius 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… What a world, what a world! Sagittarians will likely get caught up in a whirlwind of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. Watch out for falling houses, buckets of water that’ll melt you into a puddle, and all that other good stuff — eh, metaphorically speaking. The best way to beat these vibes will be to search for understanding and ask for clarification. Like, don’t assume someone’s throwing you under a house without checking in (calmly). Don’t melt over spilled water (or tea). You can’t undo the damage of daggers once they’re thrown, you know? You’ll be alright. You read your horoscope and saw it coming a mile away. So, in fact, you’ll be amazing.

  • Scorpio 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Chatting with walls this Tuesday? Maybe that’s because nobody can get a word in edgewise, Scorpio (ouch). The Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron will reflect energies that can make it all too easy for one sided-communication. Whether you’re talking to a wall or your word vomit makes an impenetrable wall, there will be a way out of the conversational funk. Take a mental step back and search for the root of the problem. Maybe the person you’re talking to is preoccupied with an issue and can’t concentrate on chit chat. Perhaps your excitement makes it impossible to get a word in. Once you discover the root issue, you can pull out the weeds. Tend to your garden of communication, Scorpster.

  • Libra 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Instead of taking directions from a random stranger in a dark alley, you might be better off winging it. Or, hear me out, fact-check with a few solid sources. You know what’s up, Libra. The Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron will unleash annoying vibes that could have communication crashing. Expect tech problems, bad directions, and general confusion. It’ll likely be helpful to approach this day as a helper. Lending a hand could assist you with the raining crap-storm of communication. Together, you’ll likely get to a better place. Not to mention, making a positive difference could help you feel (and think) better. You got this, Scales.

  • Virgo 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Before you huff and puff and stomp some throats, earthy Virgo, keep in mind that communication could be a little, dare I say, sunny today? Ahaha — astrology joke FTW. Not laughing? Well, I thought I was funny. Moving on… communication could be a cluster-duck of chaos, thanks to the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. Sure, you could thrive in the chaos where your advice will likely be met with undying gratitude…. Or annoyance if your messages gets lost in translation. Okay, maybe instead, just lend a hand. Everyone could use one of those. Jump in to help, keep calm, and carry the duck on.

  • Leo 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Today could be like figuring out you’ve been singing all the wrong song lyrics. Cue shock, horror, and excruciating embarrassment if ever you’ve belted out said wrong lyrics at a karaoke night. Blame the booze entirely, Leo, and let your friends chalk it up to the alcohol talking. With the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron, the day could feel like drunken karaoke with the wrong lyrics. Getting your undergarments in a twist because you misunderstood a situation could result in a truly uncomfortable day. Skip the massive wedgie and instead, choose to slow down the day to better understand others. To be safe, stick to helping others out, even if you feel a little clueless about what’s going on. And try not to laugh too hard at anyone else tripping over words today because it could be you. Just take it easy, keep your knickers on straight, and lend a helping hand when possible.

  • Cancer 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Talking to a wall might be more productive than people-ing today, at least with a Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. While communication goes off the rails, you might do yourself a favor and go into deep self-care mode, Crabby. Just take care to keep your lips zipped when it comes to gossiping with your nearest neighbors. As much as you might want to gab about a juicy tidbit, you’ll be better served keeping personal stuff to yourself until communication clears. Then you can go back to being the bright, bubbly social butterfly we all know and love.

  • Gemini 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… MMMmmm. You looking fine with dat take charge attitude, Gem. Indeed, taking initiative to make a difference (regardless of the situation) will be reflected by by the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. Get out of your head and into the game. A freethrow could score you big points on the court of life this Tuesday. Perhaps your biggest problem will be going from thinking about a plan to actually executing it. Remember, even the greatest scheme can only work if you put it into motion. Power up with the vibes so you can jump into action. Make that difference, Twins. Nothing but net!

  • Taurus 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Serving up a big piece of your mind may be tempting today, Taurus. The Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron could have wires seriously crossed, creating all kinds of unnecessary drama. You may want to wade into the mess with fists flying, but honestly, you could better use that strong sense of taking the initiative to find a way to help. Talking it out may not be high on your list of things you love, but finding a way to help someone will be time better spent than punching someone’s lights out. Also, helping doesn’t typically require bail money.

  • Aries 3-12-24

    Mar 12, 2024… Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are, like, 25 more letters in the alphabet, Aries! The vibes from Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron will be all about taking the initiative to make a difference. You don’t have to be a crime fighting vigilante or anything, but you can definitely use these energies to work towards making a positive difference in someone’s life (even if YOU’RE that someone). If the first attempt doesn’t work out, try from a different angle. Just don’t give up, Ram. Keep working towards making positive waves. Splish-splash, mother ducker.