Author: systems

  • 3-11-24

    Today’s Astrovibe for 3/11/24: The Moon in Aries will conjunct Mercury today. Busy, busy, busy! There will be a spicy vibe with a side of people potentially being jerks. You, of course, are better than that (we know because you’re here reading Astrovibe!), and can use love, softness and oodles of other cool things on jerks to make it better. You catch more flies with honey. Learning experiences surrounding love and conflict could arise, but you’ll surely be on the right side of it all.

  • Pisces 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… If you feel like your Patronus might be a jackass today, maybe give yourself a break, Pisces. The Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury could have high-vibing individuals feeling a spicy vibe, but it could have low-vibing individuals feeling snarly and surly. Quickly figure out which one you want to be, Fishy, because it could make all the difference. For a high vibing day, focus on leaning into love and being gentle with struggles. For a low vibing day (we all have them), try to open up to what you can learn from love and conflict. About yourself. About others. Focus on love, and you’ll likely end the day more high vibing than it began.

  • Aquarius 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… Bathing in nature may not be ideal in the midst of March (depending on where you live. I definitely don’t know that personal information…), but that won’t stop Aquarians from getting their earthy vibes on. Indeed, electric vibes will be promoted by the Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury. Bask in this glorious energy, but don’t drown in it. Luxury of hedonism can come with a big ole price tag. Time and place will be important considerations, WB. Maximum effort!

  • Capricorn 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… Know that thing people always say about catching more flies with honey? Weird, right? Why are we trying to catch flies? Why aren’t we eating the honey? So many questions! But it could still be good advice for you today, dear Cappy. The energetic vibes of a Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury could have the people around you (and maybe you, too) being surly. While clapping back may be instinctual, remember flies and honey. If you can find a way to respond from a place of love and compassion, you’ll likely get further to walk away and enforce those boundaries (rather than smack heads together). You’re going to nail this day. I can feel it.

  • Sagittarius 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… I hope you’re ready to student, Saggy. This Monday, learning experiences surrounding matters of the heart will be totally in season thanks to the Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury. That doesn’t necessarily mean bad stuff’s gonna happen. But, you know, expect the unexpected. Try to be open to learning from love, whether that means figuring out how to love thy enemy or working on better communication skills with the people you care about. Turn Monday madness into lessons mastered. Yeehaw, Sag.

  • Scorpio 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… Watch your sass! Scorpios will likely be challenged to bite their tongues as the Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury tempts you with wicked words dancing on your lips. Overcome the cruelty in these energies by channeling some softness and love. Be sensitive to how others feel in the moment to determine when a critical opinion might actually be welcome versus when you’re hurting someone’s heart. Even in the face of rude people, you can kill them with kindness. Just be a decent person, yo. Don’t give up!

  • Libra 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… Ramming people out of the way who displease you and walking over their prone body may be hashtag goals for some Zodiac signs (not gonna name names… cough cough Aries), but an Aries Moon conjunct Mercury could have even those guys tapping into their softer side. Libra, you’ll likely thrive on this caring energy, though. Let others know that their “heartburn” could actually be them experiencing love and compassion. It’s quite uplifting to let out that inner helper, healer, and teacher. Act from that and whatever steps you take will inspire others to follow in your shadow, taking notes the whole way. Keep it real, Scales.

  • Virgo 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… This day might feel like a dumpster fire with a side of jerk faces if you don’t take care, Virgo. Instead of getting all up in arms and smacking some heads together, try to use your creativity and romantic side to lead from a place of love. Let the jerk faces flap their jaws all they want, but you take the high road you know so well. Instead of clapping back, you’ll be there to dispense advice and generally be the bigger person that makes them all want to be better, too. Roll your eyes in private, but in public, lead by example, my awesome friend.

  • Leo 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… You could be feeling earthy today — like grounded and nurturing, not in a crunchy-granola-haven’t-bathed-in-a-month sort of way. Of course, anyone who sasses you could draw out some serious Madea-mama energy and a big old can of whoop-your-sassy-liontail if they aren’t careful with the outgoing Aries Moon conjunct Mercury. While you may want to knock some heads together to get them straight, you’ll likely be better served to lead with that peaceful energy of love and kindness for a more productive sort of day, Leo.

  • Cancer 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… You could feel like flypaper today, Crabby — sticky and sweet and unfortunately drawing mean people your way. No to the heck no could be a solid mood if you can’t find a way to use the energy of a Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury to your advantage. Mean bullies may be drawn to your natural brightness and friendly nature, but you don’t have to return ugliness with more ugly. Instead, double down on being kind and work through conflict with a feeling of deep inner peace. If you don’t feel like you can draw on a sense of harmony today, know that you can always take some time for yourself. Let hardened hearts find someone else to direct their energy toward. You’ll be shining too bright for all that drama, so rise and shine like the Cancer we know you can be!

  • Gemini 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… This might tickle your pickle, Gem. The Moon in Aries conjunct Mercury could open you up to a world of possibilities, particularly the possibility that you’re gonna act like a jerkface. Remember that you catch more flies with honey. Even though it’ll be tempting to give into the harsh vibes, there will also be good energy for using love and softness as a buffer. Choose pillows and rainbows over sticks and stones. Words can hurt, but they can also heal. Pick your poison. Or don’t choose poison at all! Up to you, bruh.

  • Taurus 3-11-24

    Mar 11, 2024… How’re your note taking skills, Bull? You might need a refresher, buddy, because this Monday the Moon in Aries will conjunct Mercury — and reflect a “learning from conflicts” kinda vibe. No matter the issues that come at you, you can clutch onto your optimistic nature and look for lessons to learn. Maybe something happened before that you’re still reeling from. The vibes will be ideal to take a beat and figure out what wisdom you can gain from the experience. Go for it, Taurus!