Author: systems

  • 11-7-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 11/7/23: The Moon in Virgo will trine Jupiter in Taurus today. Look to the past for answers, but don’t dilly dally there… use stuff you’ve been through to gain a fresh perspective.

  • Pisces 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… A salty attitude may have you wanting to snap with an epic clap back… or celebrate JOMO (the joy of missing out) by crawling back into the ocean. Instead, try to view any conflicts from a new point of view. If you feel like retreating into your own space, use the energy of the day toward healing rather than wallowing in the feels. Whether you try to connect or have a self-care Tuesday (not a salty one), stay cool as we know you can be — and don’t forget to hydrate.

  • Aquarius 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Well, nostalgia could be rearing its punk-ass face today as love vibes come streaming in from the Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus. Thanks a lot, Universe. WB, I don’t give a flying frog if the radio plays back-to-back Adele songs while you’re drunk — DON’T TEXT THE EX. There’s a good reason you broke up. Let that sleeping dog lie with everyone else but you. Phone a friend. There’s a time for giving second chances, but drunk and sentimental won’t be one of them. Just say no!

  • Capricorn 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Painful stuff from the past may wash up on the shore of the day like a jellyfish. First, it stings, and then you have to ask your bestie to pee on you to get it to stop hurting. Eew! The Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus will also be bringing with it some super lovey vibes, which will be awesome as long as it doesn’t include drunk texting your awful ex that everyone hated. Your strong ideals will seriously dig the introspection that elevates you, so put on your shades for that winter glare, forget about the ex, and maybe enjoy a fun flirtation, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Pisces are Fishes, Cancers are Crabs, and this Tuesday, Sagittarians could be feeling a little shell-fish! Or maybe they’ll act like a jellyfish… You know, because you could be feeling selfish or jealous. Okay, Okay. Anyway, the Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus vibes today will be way low and way self-centered. If you give into them, you might just do some crap you’ll later regret. Channel your epic inner kindness to fight off these vibes by taking strides towards your intentions and live a life you’ll be proud of when you’re old and gray and yelling at kids to get off your lawn. In a struggle of good vs evil, who will win? My money is on you, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… The Moon in Virgo will trine Jupiter in Taurus, and the energy will be ripe for a mindfluck of epic proportions! Getting twisted up about the past won’t change it, but getting a new point of view can’t hurt. Skip any desire to play the blame game and figure out where you have the power to make changes in your relationships with other people — expressing more love, creating healthy boundaries, and avoiding the temptation to moon walk your butt back to the past to retrieve an ex could all help you cope with the strong energy. Scorpio: make this day a Terrific Tuesday for the books!

  • Libra 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Make sure to put on your sexiest pair of underwear today, Libra, because love will be abundant in the air with the Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus. In fact, a little romance could actually be possible today. Do with these vibes what you will, Scales. If you aren’t into romance right now, that’s cool. Platonic love could work its way into your life instead. But if you’re searching for a little love action, you just might get it! These love vibes will be yours for the using, Libras.

  • Virgo 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Being a virtuous Virgin and judging everyone else for falling short of your ideals won’t help your vibe, V. The Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus energy could have you caught up in drama at first, but gaining a new perspective could help you level your vibe up. Using your fierce ambition to focus on reaching goals and overcoming challenges could help you get over yourself long enough to do some good. Slay the day, Virgo!

  • Leo 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… You probably shouldn’t get into a van with a stranger, but if they have a magic carpet, that’s a totally different story (unless the carpet is IN the van. Then… no.). Prepare for a Whole New World, Leo, because the vibes today will be great for discovering new ways to look at an old painful situation. How can you use it to improve your life, to grow, or to help someone? Soar high on the vibes and lend your mind to higher thinking. Let’s fly!

  • Cancer 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Like when you clean your room and find a pile of moldy dishes, something could be brought up from the past this Tuesday. Sorry, Cancer, but you’re gonna have to deal with those dishes, my dude. Maybe you throw them away. Maybe you drop them into a volcano. Perhaps you try to clean them, if you’re feeling real froggy. Whatever you choose, just get them out of your room so you aren’t haunted by the ghosts of moldy dishes past. Time to clean out the closet.

  • Gemini 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… A good friend would take away your phone before you can drunk dial the ex. Today, I’m your friend. No texting, no dialing, and for damn sure don’t go see them. Put down the phone!!! Look, Gemini, the Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus could come with strong vibes about the past. Don’t take it as your cue to run back to it. Instead, strong vibes for love and romance could be applied to a present interest or even to investing in your friendships (or, heck, even Pinterest). Use past nostalgia for present healing and then move forward. Maybe even delete the ex’s number because you’re moving on to bigger and better things!

  • Taurus 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Grab the lube because Bulls could be suffering from butthurt today. Ouch! You may not even know you’ve upset a Taurus until it’s too late and they’re smothering you with a pillow or stabbing you with a handy fork. Taureans, you’re generally really good at shoving down your emotions and pretending like you aren’t hurting. But then you explode and ish gets real. If you don’t deal with it head on, you may end up snapping at the people you care about in an epic explosion. Deal with your emotions, dude.