Author: systems

  • Sagittarius 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… Mmm can’t get enough of that big dice energy. Eh, Saggy? Like a twenty-sided dice, the possibilities for expressing yourself will be plentiful thanks to the vibe today. Of course, power and assertion will also be floating around, so you may have to challenge yourself not to go full blown stabby Scorpion if roadblocks pop up… or if people just REALLY annoy you today. You’ll likely be able to get your points across without an attempted murder charge. Give it a go, Sag!

  • Scorpio 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… POW! BAM! WAP! Okay, so today won’t be a comic book with dramatic sound effects writ large across our lives. More’s the pity. But with today’s energy, we could totally be feeling a cinematic vibe to our day with the hugely powerful assertive vibes pairing up with stronger communication. Go ahead and picture your conversation bubbles or come up with a cool song for your personal growth montage today. You do you, and no one else has to know if you’re thinking about your own personal theme song every time you stride into a room looking hot. That’s all for you. And if you tell someone, so what? There’s no shame in your growth game. Use that big energy to make things happen, and rock your day like you’re starring in your own movie. And the best actor award goes to … well, you, of course, Scorpster.

  • Libra 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… You are power. You are assertion, You are a tyrant! Wait, what? Libra, today the vibe will reflect strong energies for going after what you want and asserting yourself as needed. Of course, that doesn’t mean aggressively dominating everyone and anything you come across. Save that for your mobile games, friend. Steady as it goes, you’ll likely find that teamwork, rather than tyranny, will get you closer to your goals. Aim high, Scales — in dreams and collaboration!

  • Virgo 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… You’ll really want to espresso self with the vibe bringing in a whole latte energy, Virgo. And, apparently, bad puns. Go ahead and drop a dad joke or whatever if you need to, but enjoy the strong powerful energy and ease in communication. Go be everyone’s favorite fearless leader, and make this day as impressive as you are yourself, V. It could be fantastic, and I’m not lion (ahahaha—okay, last bad pun, I’m done now).

  • Leo 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… Pow! Hitting the world with big words could be a whole mood with today’s energy. You might want to walk around with a freaking warning label, Leo. If someone wants to know what you’re thinking, you’ll be sure to let it all hang out today. That big energy could push you toward amazing things! Hopefully stuff that’ll have you inspiring the masses rather than landing you on the Most Wanted list. Keep your vibe high and you just might have one awesome day!

  • Cancer 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… Gotta love some big stick energy, amiright? Today won’t be about beating anyone over the head with a stick because you know you’re right. Instead, this whole vibe today will bring in a powerful mood. It won’t just be about saying what you want or how you feel. It’ll also be powerful for asking for what you need. Don’t miss a single opportunity, Crabby. Use your deep mind plus this powerful energy to figure out how to make this day absolutely EPIC!

  • Gemini 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… Get a mouthful of this, Gem! There will be lots of big, bold energy reflected by the energy this Wednesday. Being able to visualize what you want and stopping at nothing to get it could be a cinch! Well, except for if assertion turns into aggression and you look back to find that you’ve stampeded over everyone you care about. Yikes. You can get to where you’re going, but be careful about blinding yourself to all else. Pace yourself, Gemini.

  • Taurus 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… There’s some big, um, Dickensian energy going on today, amiright? I mean, not orphan children or ghosts of holidays past, but expect the vibe to be POWERFUL. Using that whole mood to actually express how you feel could serve you well today. Assuming you don’t shout four-letter words on your desktop at work before rage quitting. You’re no stranger to standing your ground, but today will pack that little extra punch of power to help you be very clear. Just be sure to check yourself before you wreck yourself and make sure the clear message you deliver stays on point with your brand — you know, your values and all that jazz, Bull.

  • Aries 9-27-23

    Sep 27, 2023… Itty bitty, litty, witty committee coming through! We’re still working on our cool people club name but you’re invited, Aries. All you have to do is be yourself. Okay, there’s no club. It’s just me. Still, being able to express yourself and your desires could be a cinch thanks to the vibe this Wednesday. Throw self doubt in the trash and keep on keeping on as your incredible self. Sad? Express it. Elated? Let’s celebrate it. You deserve to be all that you are. Dance to your own tune, Ram.

  • 9-26-23

    Today’s Astrovibe for 9/26/23: The Moon in Aquarius will square Uranus in Taurus and then move into Pisces to conjunct Saturn today. Learning a little about yourself can be all good. Maybe find an inner strength you didn’t know you had? Yes, you CAN.

  • Pisces 9-26-23

    Sep 26, 2023… Mysterious as the darkside of the moon, you don’t even know what you don’t even know about yourself, Pisces. You know? With the self-reflection type energies of the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus and then moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn, you could discover hidden skills or talents today. You might not even intentionally seek it out. Perhaps there will be a moment of enlightenment where you’ll clearly recognize something incredible about yourself. It’s not pride, Fishes. It’s empowerment. Celebrate your strengths!

  • Aquarius 9-26-23

    Sep 26, 2023… You know everything about yourself, right Aquarius? WRONG! Sorry, that was harsh. What I meant to say is that you’re wrong. Uhm, well, learning a little about yourself can be all good and will be encouraged by the energies of the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus and then moving into Pisces to conjunct Saturn. As we move through life’s stages, we pick up new habits and interests and friends — you get it. There’s so much to discover about who you are (and who you were). Tap into your secret awesomeness, Water Bearer.